I just inherited ~3 million $. Tell me how YOU can change the world if I give you 100k. | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17418121 Ireland 05/18/2013 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Should buy yourself a set of balls and a heart Quoting: The Swan Souls are discontinued. Spare parts at a premium. I already cornered the market on balls and heart. Speak of that which you know, Oireeshmahn. If you cant tell the difference between male and female, I doubt you cornered anything. Did you know prose and structure of a sentence can determine sexuality and emotional state of mind of a writer? Lot of GLP'ers do. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37281519 United States 05/18/2013 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would use the money for my information campaign (with the money I could really do a good job on my 'Illumination Film) , which centers on enlightening all people of the world that we live in a "magical" world where everyone should focus on a life filled with fulfilling their dreams, learning about all facets of life, and generally always having the time of their life whether it be raising a large family or travelling the world and going on all sorts of adventures. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40076569 The idea is that we plant a paradise (also irrigate as many areas as possible by engineering streams from rivers and between river/stream fed lakes) for ourselves and our fellow ANIMALS. Our garden of eden would provide us with a beautiful, serene, stress-free environment where countless superfoods (ganja will be everywhere) are found in abundance. We shall live in peace with our livestock that we raise with no bounds. My cow is your cow, simply because cows outnumber the people. Through doing this we will all become richer than our wildest dreams, only this time the wealth isn't fabricated. It's very real. We are gods. We need to live and act like it. Your heart is in the right place, but you lack knowledge. On the contrary, my friend. If you were knowledgable you would be using your wealth for a meaningful purpose such as the one I have commited my entire life to. I would die for this mission. It took me about a month to think of the first step in returning to a world without sin, and no matter how many times I took things apart in my head, the first and most important step was always to spread the love and knowledge. Do not think that I do not know how to go about bringing paradise into fruition, for in every area untouched by man paradise already exists. The key is getting man to realize this. You perhaps have your doubts, but if you were ot meditate on the idea of a perfect, sustainable world, you'll see that the only other option would liekly be a Matrix/Prometheus like future. This cannot be allowed to happen for all that is good and Holy (Watch 'The Future Is Wild' - Our so called "progress" is hindering the evolution of every living thing!) Granted, yes, It will be a daunting but completely rewarding journey, so I seek to aquire funding for my campaign through my many talents. You do not strike me as the type who would give out 100k to someone over the internet, but it is my hope that you use your paper lies to deliver truth (I can be of assistance in suggesting many ways your 100k can do the world a lot of good if you so desire) . Remember, Jesus was called a fool... I'll repeat: Your heart is in the right place, but you lack knowledge. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37281519 United States 05/18/2013 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Should buy yourself a set of balls and a heart Quoting: The Swan Souls are discontinued. Spare parts at a premium. I already cornered the market on balls and heart. Speak of that which you know, Oireeshmahn. If you cant tell the difference between male and female, I doubt you cornered anything. Did you know prose and structure of a sentence can determine sexuality and emotional state of mind of a writer? Lot of GLP'ers do. Your gender is of no consequence. Use your head, oireeshmahn. |
SmuRidley
User ID: 39242274 Canada 05/18/2013 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alan Savory: Quoting: SmuRidley He had participated in the culling of 40,000 elephants in the 1950s but he later concluded the culling did not reverse the degradation of the land, calling that project "the saddest and greatest blunder of my life." [link to en.wikipedia.org] fuck you OP A person cannot learn from their mistakes? You are the saddest kind of human. no sadder than a troll promising money to the one he deems worthy. and based on your one source of wisdom, you are not one to listen to. again, fuck you. |
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Ðisembodied~Mind
User ID: 39577461 Colombia 05/18/2013 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37281519 Gimme a break. Why would a sane person simply "upgrade" the pathetic, filthy lives of people who will never know the difference? That's vulgar. They can contribute as much as you and I once they are educated. I agree that if you want to "give" anything stop giving supplies and start giving them knowledge how to build, innovate and hold their own. The population of the "third" world has only exploded due to trickle down of inflationary "wealth" from developed nations. Those populations due nothing but eat and shit and fuck. I am enlightened, but I am not a knee-jerk liberal-minded idiot. You sheep-apes simply MUST become more pragmatic in your thinking. Those people who so wish to "save" should not even exist. Before the trickle down of white exploitation, those were hunter gatherers with hundreds of years of cultural momentum. Now, they are nothing but caged animals waiting for the next handout to trickle down. It's no sort of existence at all. I would refrain from calling others "sheep-apes" It sends the wrong message and also that the money is starting to corrupt your way of thinking and your value system. You were poor once. Remember that feeling. Stay humble if you want people from ALL classes to listen to your message. You never disappoint. “The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37281519 United States 05/18/2013 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37281519 Gimme a break. Why would a sane person simply "upgrade" the pathetic, filthy lives of people who will never know the difference? That's vulgar. They can contribute as much as you and I once they are educated. I agree that if you want to "give" anything stop giving supplies and start giving them knowledge how to build, innovate and hold their own. The population of the "third" world has only exploded due to trickle down of inflationary "wealth" from developed nations. Those populations due nothing but eat and shit and fuck. I am enlightened, but I am not a knee-jerk liberal-minded idiot. You sheep-apes simply MUST become more pragmatic in your thinking. Those people who so wish to "save" should not even exist. Before the trickle down of white exploitation, those were hunter gatherers with hundreds of years of cultural momentum. Now, they are nothing but caged animals waiting for the next handout to trickle down. It's no sort of existence at all. I would refrain from calling others "sheep-apes" It sends the wrong message and also that the money is starting to corrupt your way of thinking and your value system. You were poor once. Remember that feeling. Stay humble if you want people from ALL classes to listen to your message. Au contraire, my dear Zippy. You sheep-apes need to hear this term in order to become enraged. You must question how a person could exhibit such derision. You must cross the thresh-hold and tear yourselves down. Become what you cannot. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37394472 United States 05/18/2013 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP -- Quoting: AxX 38942157 I've often said that if I had the money, I'd rent billboards with educational material on it about how to drive. "Merging: It's like a zipper" and "Stay Right - Pass Left" However -- Considering the venue, I think it'd be more fun to change these billboards to something a little more "conspiracy-minded" to attempt to wake up sheeple driving down major highways. It'd get news attention, hence, further exposure. (I'd SO do this.) Stick with the driving thing. You have my ear on that one :P I like this one too, but 100K is chump change for a major freeway billboard campaign. |
Shamad
User ID: 32798669 United States 05/18/2013 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would use the money to locate the correct serpent lines and using harmonics open a gateway to the abyss to bring forth the Dark Lord. The world forever would be changed Don't Depend on Others! Depend on Yourself! |
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Ðisembodied~Mind
User ID: 39577461 Colombia 05/18/2013 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would start my own Think Tank Quoting: Open Your Eyes And talk to the CIA and think of ways to wake people up in a logical, safe, and informed way THIS Ah so that was the group that gave you the name of the last vehicle? Nope. I live in basement. And I currently work for no one. I Teach For Free I'm not in the right mental state to descipher that “The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato |
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New Age Messiah
User ID: 9993365 United States 05/18/2013 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds trite, but I would start with the children, making these things... [link to www.lookyourheartinthemirror.com] I could use the dough to buy play-do and mirrors to make Mirroracles™. Plus, I have a true story screenplay the movie from which will end religions forever, thank Goddess. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17418121 Ireland 05/18/2013 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Should buy yourself a set of balls and a heart Quoting: The Swan Souls are discontinued. Spare parts at a premium. I already cornered the market on balls and heart. Speak of that which you know, Oireeshmahn. If you cant tell the difference between male and female, I doubt you cornered anything. Did you know prose and structure of a sentence can determine sexuality and emotional state of mind of a writer? Lot of GLP'ers do. Your gender is of no consequence. Use your head, oireeshmahn. What about the rest of my post? Have you a speech impediment? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28689320 United States 05/18/2013 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would build a self sustaining, complete eco system, aquaculture farm of which I would proceed to feed the world. This would bankrupt the likes of Monsanto and every other crony controlling corporation trying to enslave us through the domination of our food supply. Once this domino effect started, the system would surely crash making money obsolete - which would then solve your problem of what to do with your worthless money. Meanwhile, people would gather and together we would setup these eco systems worldwide turning the earth back into a thriving garden. A worthy investment. The 100 grand would be needed to buy ammo as I doubt TPTB would go without a fight ... and GLP would have the top thread permanently being "There is no longer a need to ever bring in your tomato plants" I accept paypal |
Ðisembodied~Mind
User ID: 39577461 Colombia 05/18/2013 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can think of one better. There is one... Both of them can fail to change a person. Selfishness has to be bred out I think. And the name is... “The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37281519 United States 05/18/2013 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37281519 The population of the "third" world has only exploded due to trickle down of inflationary "wealth" from developed nations. Those populations due nothing but eat and shit and fuck. I am enlightened, but I am not a knee-jerk liberal-minded idiot. You sheep-apes simply MUST become more pragmatic in your thinking. Those people who so wish to "save" should not even exist. Before the trickle down of white exploitation, those were hunter gatherers with hundreds of years of cultural momentum. Now, they are nothing but caged animals waiting for the next handout to trickle down. It's no sort of existence at all. I would refrain from calling others "sheep-apes" It sends the wrong message and also that the money is starting to corrupt your way of thinking and your value system. You were poor once. Remember that feeling. Stay humble if you want people from ALL classes to listen to your message. Au contraire, my dear Zippy. You sheep-apes need to hear this term in order to become enraged. You must question how a person could exhibit such derision. You must cross the thresh-hold and tear yourselves down. Become what you cannot. Enlightened People don't get angry. Because certain people will try to control you with what angers you. How many of you are enlightened, then? 2.5? Rage can dull the fear. You must tear yourselves down. |
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Ðisembodied~Mind
User ID: 39577461 Colombia 05/18/2013 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is one... Both of them can fail to change a person. Selfishness has to be bred out I think. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37281519 Name? Last Edited by Disembodied~Mind on 05/18/2013 11:09 PM “The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16980057 United States 05/18/2013 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you gave it to www.WaterAid.org, 3,333 people would have water for life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16980057 Currently they drink water dirtier than in the Back to the Future Final sequel. This kills 4,000 chidren a day. And they have to walk 6 miles a day carrying 40 lbs. Gimme a break. Why would a sane person simply "upgrade" the pathetic, filthy lives of people who will never know the difference? It's people like you who will bring total destruction to this planet. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13148732 United States 05/18/2013 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Open Your Eyes I would refrain from calling others "sheep-apes" It sends the wrong message and also that the money is starting to corrupt your way of thinking and your value system. You were poor once. Remember that feeling. Stay humble if you want people from ALL classes to listen to your message. Au contraire, my dear Zippy. You sheep-apes need to hear this term in order to become enraged. You must question how a person could exhibit such derision. You must cross the thresh-hold and tear yourselves down. Become what you cannot. Enlightened People don't get angry. Because certain people will try to control you with what angers you. How many of you are enlightened, then? 2.5? Rage can dull the fear. You must tear yourselves down. The "Secret Fire" burns nicely. |