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'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer

 
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Out of all the doom on this site... This one hit home.
I love to please a woman.. but crap, i don't want cancer.
I chew tobacco too. Well if it happens, at least I will go with a smile on my face : )

Going down on KZJ or cancer... would he do anything different I wonder?
 Quoting: Magnus74


I wouldn't let a tobacco user go down on me. Blech, who wants a foul mouth full of spittle on their genitalia?
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Yeah that is what they all say at first.. After the first time, you would feel different. LOL : )
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
reminder to self: do not lick diseased pussy

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I will not stop licking pussy
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With cheese??
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Out of all the doom on this site... This one hit home.
I love to please a woman.. but crap, i don't want cancer.
I chew tobacco too. Well if it happens, at least I will go with a smile on my face : )

Going down on KZJ or cancer... would he do anything different I wonder?
 Quoting: Magnus74


I wouldn't let a tobacco user go down on me. Blech, who wants a foul mouth full of spittle on their genitalia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39830661


Why would any self-respecting male want to torture themself by enduring the stench of your wizard's sleeve?

Just pull a labia flap up over your head and sail off into the sunset

It's always the roast beef mudflap types that come out and pretend they have something men want
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
reminder to self: do not lick diseased pussy

hillary
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40746832


Dude- HPV is not uncommon.. 1 out of 3 have it.
Just playing the odds if you sleep with 20 different girls a year, that means doom.
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
reminder to self: do not lick diseased pussy

hillary
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40746832


Dude- HPV is not uncommon.. 1 out of 3 have it.
Just playing the odds if you sleep with 20 different girls a year, that means doom.
 Quoting: Magnus74


ok then that means you can perform oral on your disease-free wife or girlfriend -who doesn't sleep around
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reminder to self: do not lick diseased pussy

hillary
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40746832


Dude- HPV is not uncommon.. 1 out of 3 have it.
Just playing the odds if you sleep with 20 different girls a year, that means doom.
 Quoting: Magnus74


Quit being such a coward, man.
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Out of all the doom on this site... This one hit home.
I love to please a woman.. but crap, i don't want cancer.
I chew tobacco too. Well if it happens, at least I will go with a smile on my face : )

Going down on KZJ or cancer... would he do anything different I wonder?
 Quoting: Magnus74


I wouldn't let a tobacco user go down on me. Blech, who wants a foul mouth full of spittle on their genitalia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39830661


Why would any self-respecting male want to torture themself by enduring the stench of your wizard's sleeve?

Just pull a labia flap up over your head and sail off into the sunset

It's always the roast beef mudflap types that come out and pretend they have something men want
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39144807


What a charmer- you must get lots of ladies.. lol
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Out of all the doom on this site... This one hit home.
I love to please a woman.. but crap, i don't want cancer.
I chew tobacco too. Well if it happens, at least I will go with a smile on my face : )

Going down on KZJ or cancer... would he do anything different I wonder?
 Quoting: Magnus74


I wouldn't let a tobacco user go down on me. Blech, who wants a foul mouth full of spittle on their genitalia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39830661


Why would any self-respecting male want to torture themself by enduring the stench of your wizard's sleeve?

Just pull a labia flap up over your head and sail off into the sunset

It's always the roast beef mudflap types that come out and pretend they have something men want
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39144807


Someone is a bit repressed....
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
He was sucking dick - I'll bet $5,000 he was sucking dick and caught throat cancer.
Larry Hagman, also.
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What I want to know is how does someone go for MONTHS with a lump on their tongue that grows into the size of a walnut??? THAT'S when he decided to go see a doctor??? How the fuck was he even able to speak?

I mean WTF?!?!?
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Hmm...they're trying to get us all to vaccinate our sons and daughters with Guardasil to fight this rampant HPV and then this. Makes me think of Angelina and the breast cancer test..
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Out of all the doom on this site... This one hit home.
I love to please a woman.. but crap, i don't want cancer.
I chew tobacco too. Well if it happens, at least I will go with a smile on my face : )

Going down on KZJ or cancer... would he do anything different I wonder?
 Quoting: Magnus74


If you are stupid enough to chew tobacco then you deserve all the oral and throat cancers you can get.

SKOAL ON! NASCAR! BEER!

5a
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Michael Douglas has revealed his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex.

The actor, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, made a frank admission about how he developed the illness in a new interview.

When he was initially diagnosed, he believed it was his years of smoking and drinking that caused the disease
However, in an interview with Britain's Guardian newspaper, he said: 'No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.'

Michael, who is married to Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones, was diagnosed with cancer in August 2010 after a walnut-sized tumour was found on his tongue.
He explained: 'I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cancer.htmlgus is also the best cure for it.' cunnilin [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: JUST HERE


The more the MSM educate the messes that it is OK to eat where
you play, eat from filthy disposal exits and consuming fecal matter is natural and a consenting choice; these health issues will become more epidemic.bananasex
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Maybe he was also licking butthole
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
...so, therefore, VACCINATIONS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40136097


You sir are a fucking retard. Amazed you survived all these years with your stupidity. A pure waste of existence you are.
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I will not stop licking pussy
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Good, cause LaShaquanda needs a good cleaning

That stink steak is getting overburdened with bacterial flora...help a sister out

:girl:
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damned

yak
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Out of all the doom on this site... This one hit home.
I love to please a woman.. but crap, i don't want cancer.
I chew tobacco too. Well if it happens, at least I will go with a smile on my face : )

Going down on KZJ or cancer... would he do anything different I wonder?
 Quoting: Magnus74


I wouldn't let a tobacco user go down on me. Blech, who wants a foul mouth full of spittle on their genitalia?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39830661


Why would any self-respecting male want to torture themself by enduring the stench of your wizard's sleeve?

Just pull a labia flap up over your head and sail off into the sunset

It's always the roast beef mudflap types that come out and pretend they have something men want
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39144807


cruise

damned

yak
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...so, therefore, VACCINATIONS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40136097


You sir are a fucking retard. Amazed you survived all these years with your stupidity. A pure waste of existence you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1141627


Such a strong reaction!

Not so dissimilar from the STRONG REACTION one could get to a VACCINE.
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I will not stop licking pussy
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just remember, alcohol kills germs...so before you go down, be sure to pound...
 Quoting: Drunk Uncle


Make sure it's Everclear...
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that'll kill the sperm but not the virus.
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Michael Douglas has revealed his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex.

The actor, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, made a frank admission about how he developed the illness in a new interview.

When he was initially diagnosed, he believed it was his years of smoking and drinking that caused the disease
However, in an interview with Britain's Guardian newspaper, he said: 'No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.'

Michael, who is married to Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones, was diagnosed with cancer in August 2010 after a walnut-sized tumour was found on his tongue.
He explained: 'I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cancer.htmlgus is also the best cure for it.' cunnilin [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: JUST HERE


what a crock of shit, Ellen would be dead if that were the case
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you are all filthy degeneres....praise jeebus
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Dude...You don't get to be an "entertainer" of that magnitude without slurping the ZIONIST Schlong.

I'm sure he deep-throated his share of Media & Movie Executives to obtain this imaginary status.

I wonder if he ever got gonorrhea of the throat, or if those penis 's ever tasted like Ass, or little kids Ass?
?
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I will not stop licking pussy
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You like the taste of pee I assume burnit
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Are you like 7 or 8?
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She needs to get checked for that HPV. lol!
 Quoting: hawk8414


1 in 3 have it.
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my dog has it, luckily i haven't contracted it yet.
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Start dating ugly fat women and the thought of "going down" will never even cross your mind.....
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Dude...You don't get to be an "entertainer" of that magnitude without slurping the ZIONIST Schlong.

I'm sure he deep-throated his share of Media & Movie Executives to obtain this imaginary status.

I wonder if he ever got gonorrhea of the throat, or if those penis 's ever tasted like Ass, or little kids Ass?
?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40999405


I'm pretty sure he's had some bisexual encounters along the years but hell, he'll carry that with him to his grave.
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Out of all the doom on this site... This one hit home.
I love to please a woman.. Well if it happens, at least I will go with a smile on my face : )

Going down on KZJ or cancer... would he do anything different I wonder?
 Quoting: Magnus74



DITTO. I stand in solidarity with this post.

rockon

Last Edited by AlaskaLove on 06/02/2013 04:23 PM
I love you.
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Re: 'Oral sex caused my cancer': Michael Douglas reveals the cause of his throat cancer
Probably not CZJ.Cancer usually takes a time to develop.More likely from previous partners.





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