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WTF??? Steven Seagal is in Russia "investigating" about the Boston Marathon bombing.

 
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WTF??? Steven Seagal is in Russia "investigating" about the Boston Marathon bombing.
Steven Seagal CIA operative??? Now it's explained how he made it in Hollyweird with his suck-ass acting.

First, there was Dennis Rodman, who struck an unexpected friendship with the reclusive leader of North Korea. Now, add Steven Seagal to the list of improbable celebrity diplomats.

The former action film hero has apparently developed a web of high level contacts in Russia, which he tapped into for a visiting delegation of American lawmakers who came, in part, to investigate April's Boston marathon bombing.

One suspect in that bombing, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, spent six months last year in Dagestan, a restive region in southern Russia.

The meetings, it appears, yielded little new information about the Boston suspect and no smoking gun to suggest an intelligence failure.

"There is nothing specific that could've been done that we can point to that, had it been done differently, would've prevent this," said Rep Dana Rohrabacher, the Republican from California who led the delegation.

But Rohrabacher, who said he has known Seagal for "a number of years" and said the two had often discussed "thwarting radical Islamic terrorism," repeatedly praised the actor for "going out of his way" to set up meetings for the delegation in Russia.
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They should have sent MI6/KGB double agent Helen Mirren, because at least she fluently speaks Russian. WTF Steven Seagal???
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They should have sent Tom Cruise !!

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weird

actors playing the part of crisis actors?
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weird

actors playing the part of crisis actors?
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Makes sense....Seagal teaches Putin some of his killa moves in exchange for cooperation.....
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Lmao!
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But the question is: willi Chuck Norris take down the entire Al Qaeda... as practice???

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But the question is: willi Chuck Norris take down the entire Al Qaeda... as practice???

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Yeah, they're both in their 70's and do well to take care of themselves!
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They should have sent Tom Cruise !!

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Shhhhh leave Lord Xenu alone! It's wise not upset him!

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weird

actors playing the part of crisis actors?
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More like actors in crisis playing crisis actors!

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"They think they're above the law...well, they ain't above mine" Segal, when asked about his trip to Russia
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Don't know why but I find this fucking hilarious.

I give you five cruises

cruisecruisecruisecruisecruise
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Lol ... aliems learned how to draw horsies
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Lol ... aliems learned how to draw horsies
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well shit, wrong topic. Sorry, Tom.
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Re: WTF??? Steven Seagal is in Russia "investigating" about the Boston Marathon bombing.
I didn't know Steven Seagal was Russian. Why not send Arnold Swartzenagger?Did you guys catch the ambulance scene at the Boston Bombing with Steven Spielberg or his clone directing the scene?

I have come to the conclusion most of our authors are CIA department, too, if Doubleday publishes them.

No one is commenting on the Dan Brown, Inferno, which could be a Bill Gates special on need to sterilize and sicken the planet.He actually ends with killing the population is a good idea. We go through hell killing off the rifraf or general population and we will arrive at the much slenderized earth as paradise for 500,000 all the humans Earth needs. It comes out right when Monsanto is putting on its moves setting itself up with the CIA above the law and all courts laws to begin the mass extermination and sterilization.
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Let's not forget that Steaven Seagull is the BESTEST FIGHTER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD and he can use AKIDO to beat up any Al Qaedas who try to attack him!!

HI-YYAAAAAHHHH!!! AKIDO CHOP!!!!1
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Seagal is a law enforcement officer. Forget where, but I think it's a town in Texas. Not so strange.
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I looked it up, his father is Jewish, his mother is Irish but his grandfather is from Mongolia and it appears his latest wife is from Mongolia. This guy has slews of extramarital affairs and impregnates them and marries them even before divorce papers are finalized then uses this as excuse to annul a marriage as he hadn't quite got divorced first.

His L.A. police documentation looks like CIA possibility but who knows.
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One more actor to the hoax?
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What ever Seagal says, just is.
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Well it looks like Putin and Seagal do photoshoots:

[link to movies.yahoo.com]

Seagal's hair is too black. Looks like he dyed it for the Munsters show. His eyebrows do not match.
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"They think they're above the law...well, they ain't above mine" Segal, when asked about his trip to Russia
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He might as well be advertising his next straight-to-dvd movie "Seagal Law".

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"They think they're above the law...well, they ain't above mine" Segal, when asked about his trip to Russia
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He might as well be advertising his next straight-to-dvd movie "Seagal Law".

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his middle name is MARSHALL you know!! fighter1
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I didn't know Steven Seagal was Russian. Why not send Arnold Swartzenagger?Did you guys catch the ambulance scene at the Boston Bombing with Steven Spielberg or his clone directing the scene?

I have come to the conclusion most of our authors are CIA department, too, if Doubleday publishes them.

No one is commenting on the Dan Brown, Inferno, which could be a Bill Gates special on need to sterilize and sicken the planet.He actually ends with killing the population is a good idea. We go through hell killing off the rifraf or general population and we will arrive at the much slenderized earth as paradise for 500,000 all the humans Earth needs. It comes out right when Monsanto is putting on its moves setting itself up with the CIA above the law and all courts laws to begin the mass extermination and sterilization.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40994540


Schwarzenegger is Austrian not Russian!
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Schwarzenegger is Austrian not Russian!
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Steven Seagal-

the name or face I skip over whenever I see it attached to a movie...

His shitty career has taken him to Russia "investigating" a tin foil hat theory...

Great PR

I guess
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Schwarzenegger is Austrian not Russian!
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


Close enough is good enough! You have to make allowances for Speshul Geography you know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40979355


bsflag

Mila Kunis is from Ukraine and fluently speaks Russian.

Helen Mirren is half Russian and fluently speaks Russian.

John Cleese fluently speaks Russian.

Although Schwarzenegger is seen speaking Russian in "Red Heat" I don't think he fluently speaks it, but we never know.

Last Edited by Ford Prefect on 06/03/2013 12:52 AM
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no, going to go fuck shit up! lol
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"They think they're above the law...well, they ain't above mine" Segal, when asked about his trip to Russia
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