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FiveToePete
11/07/2004 04:40 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... wHAT IS Your Favoite Color_________
Do you type?________________________
Number of prior convictions.__________
Are you a fellon?____________________
References:___________________________
Present Job Description_______________
DO YOU DO DRUGS?_______YES___NO___SOMETIMES_______
Have you ever had an affair____(not required)
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Ok now the important part......
Do You Give a Good Foot Massage?__YEA
Do you ever feel like just running in the rain.....?______________EXPLAIN |
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Magnificat
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Magnificat
Plenty
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Not doing it for love
Cat worshipping |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... OK.....Magnificat.....your hired......NEXT.... |
Postures
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Name that you go by ____________  Experience______________________  References______________________  Required Salary_________________  Hobbies_________________________  |
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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As long as you Libbies can see the differences in different burgers and their respective parts or chickens and their different parts, you can get a job; and you still will not have to learn to read or do math.  |
A/c
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Do I have to take a fuckinŽ pee test? |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Hey ....no desention in the ranks.......  |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... We have three different size cups......it depends on what kind of drug you use......  |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Job description: Must like animals.... Good at keeping cages clean... Likes Bannanas and other assorted fruits and Nuts...  |
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... favorite color is black---extremy violent white male. sociopath and psycopath.
The job is mine---RIGHT ??????
or else |
Scarlet Witch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Salary requirements, "Three million dollars(pause)cash." |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Scarlet...would you like that in small or large Bills.....  |
Urinal Cake..
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Show me your left hand. NO, MORON, YOUR FEFT HAND. YOUR OTHER LEFT HAND, DUMBASS. Hey Carl, I think we have an upper management guy here.  |
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FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... AC... normally i would not hire you ...but ...under the circumstances.......you can be my vice exec.  |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... I am sure i will need a big hammer type crazy joe....you can fill the bill .......cant chew....  |
Marilyn MonRoses
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... wHAT IS Your Favoite Color: Indigo.
Do you type? Yes.
Number of prior convictions: None.
Are you a fellon? No.
References: Only available to the Elite.
Present Job Description: Vacation.
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: Yes. No. Yes/No. (Not anymore)
Have you ever had an affair: No. |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... You Pass......Maryilnn......your hired.....next....  |
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Southern Grace
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Fave color: Pink
Type: Kinda
Convictions: 0
Fellon: uh nope
References: 36C
Present job description: GLP Avatar
Drugs: No
Yes, I give a great foot massage!!
Who doesnŽt love running in the rain. If I get hired...IŽll tell you why later!! |
Scarlet Witch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Scarlet...would you like that in small or large Bills.....
FiveToePete, I would like large bills. That should fit quite nicely in my Italian black leather suitcase. The bills must be unmarked of course. |
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... No prob witch but first i must say Grace.....  |
Southern Grace
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Does this mean IŽm hired????? |
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FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Hey urinal....do you bathrooms?.....your hired....  |
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