Anonymous Coward User ID: 1216425 United States 07/16/2013 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Forget Trayvon and Zimmeron: How do I get justice for my tomato plant that died because of them both? My tomato plant died this morning. A victim by Trayvon supporters.
As an innocent bystander, my tomato plant was confronted by a Hispanic man on the farm, a scuffle ensued, and at the end, my tomato plant was mortally wounded screaming for it's life.
Because the white man loves tomato, the blacks see the tomato plant as an oppressor of the watermelon and thus was assaulted by Trayvon Martin's supporters.
My tomato plants lingered throughout the night, asking why was it victimized? Why does blacks only love tomato in ketchup form? And without getting any answers, it died from it's wounds and a broken heart from mankind.
Can you help bring justice to my tomato plant's death?
I beg of you. |
kgblol
User ID: 36071761 Canada 07/16/2013 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Forget Trayvon and Zimmeron: How do I get justice for my tomato plant that died because of them both? Oh god I'm sobbing and can't breathe. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43340450 United States 07/16/2013 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Forget Trayvon and Zimmeron: How do I get justice for my tomato plant that died because of them both? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33701212 United States 07/16/2013 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Forget Trayvon and Zimmeron: How do I get justice for my tomato plant that died because of them both? I have built you a tomato bot of Justice, OP.
:tomatobot: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42514117 United States 07/16/2013 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Forget Trayvon and Zimmeron: How do I get justice for my tomato plant that died because of them both? Have you tried raping the Hispanic man? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43245445 United States 07/16/2013 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Forget Trayvon and Zimmeron: How do I get justice for my tomato plant that died because of them both? Screw all. I will kill for you. Just point him/her/them out, and in remembrance of you poorly departed plant, there will be blood spilled in vengeance. We ride tonight. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 40813776 United States 07/16/2013 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Forget Trayvon and Zimmeron: How do I get justice for my tomato plant that died because of them both?
Ask Ketchup to help. You know him, he's the 'I Hate poor People' thread guy. I'm sure he hates blacks, too, and would be more than happy to assist you in your quest for vengeance. |