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Oklahoma Woman Sentenced to 25 Years for ‘Concealing’ Revolver in Her Vagina

 
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An Oklahoma woman has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for three felony counts: possession of methamphetamine with intent to distribute, gun possession, and bringing contraband into jail. But the real story is how 28-year-old Christie Dawn Harris attempted to hide the contraband. Apparently back in March when she was arrested, she thought it was a good idea to hide bags of methamphetamine in her butt and a loaded revolver in her vagina.

According to the police report while being booked into jail she said “several times that she needed to go to the bathroom,” but apparently not because she had drank too much water.


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She must have watched "Mean Disney Girls" growing up!



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America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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Was it an S & W .44 Magnum, with Pachmeyer grips, and a nine-inch barrel?

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One wrong pull and it would have given new meaning to "shooting off your load"
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"The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Real men keep Torah.
Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10.

Dear disaffected Democrats: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our social tolerance delightful. However in exchange for this, you're going to have to find a way to be ok with people keeping their guns and more of their money.

Dear disaffected Republicans: Welcome to the Libertarian Party, we think you will find our small government economic policies to your liking. However in exchange you will have to find a way to be ok with "the gays" getting married.

Snacks are on the table, help yourself. Please introduce yourself to someone on "the other side", you might be astonished just how much you actually have in common.
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She must be very loose
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Was it an S & W .44 Magnum, with Pachmeyer grips, and a nine-inch barrel?

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America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
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One wrong pull and it would have given new meaning to "shooting off your load"
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America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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She must be very loose
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1rof1
"I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the waters to create many ripples." Mother Teresa
America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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Was it an S & W .44 Magnum, with Pachmeyer grips, and a nine-inch barrel?

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scared
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Relax! It was probably one of those dinky .25 key-ring revolvers!

We hope!

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She must be very loose
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You think?
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What caliber?
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She would have felt bloody foolish if she it had gone off.
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Her prison nickname will be "the holster".....
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For some odd reason, I feel compelled to yodel.
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An Oklahoma woman has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for three felony counts: possession of methamphetamine with intent to distribute, gun possession, and bringing contraband into jail. But the real story is how 28-year-old Christie Dawn Harris attempted to hide the contraband. Apparently back in March when she was arrested, she thought it was a good idea to hide bags of methamphetamine in her butt and a loaded revolver in her vagina.

According to the police report while being booked into jail she said “several times that she needed to go to the bathroom,” but apparently not because she had drank too much water.

... more at link
[link to funnyandgreatthings.blogspot.com]

[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]

[link to www.nydailynews.com]

She must have watched "Mean Disney Girls" growing up!



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Gives new meaning to the term "hairtrigger".
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For some odd reason, I feel compelled to yodel.
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lmao
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America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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If they find my bicycle let me know....
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She kinda took it up the ass on the meth charges, but women should not use sex as a weapon, nor be so slutty, where men feel like a revolving door. At least she can't say she is gun shy.

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badass

I found all this shit one day on a blind date!!

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She must be very loose
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Don't be naive. If shes a lady who does her kegels as we all should she could probably squeeze off a round or two and shoot someone in the leg.

If shes a twerker she could turn the other way and shoot someone in the torso or head.

Gives new meaning to the expression "tap that".
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I wouldn't do her.
Good way to lose your junk.
BTW: Is there a mugshot? (of her face)
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wtf

You actually made me watch the whole thing!

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America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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If they find my bicycle let me know....
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1rof1
"I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the waters to create many ripples." Mother Teresa
America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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badass

I found all this shit one day on a blind date!!

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America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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Get it?
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She must be very loose
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Don't be naive. If shes a lady who does her kegels as we all should she could probably squeeze off a round or two and shoot someone in the leg.

If shes a twerker she could turn the other way and shoot someone in the torso or head.

Gives new meaning to the expression "tap that".
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!
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America-We represent 5% of the world, yet we represent 25% of the incarcerated world.
We are no longer the "land of the free" we are now the "largest prison nation in the world."
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King,Jr.
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wtf

You actually made me watch the whole thing!

another do
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Seemed relevant at the moment i posted it.1dunno1





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