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Dace
User ID: 952665 Puerto Rico 08/05/2013 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think that Nibiru is going to grab ahold of comet Ison and change its course....causing stray fragments to land in N. Korea. One of the pieces will strike Kim Jong Un in the head while he's searching for another unicorn grave. The people of N. Korea will interpret this as their god being struck down and a sign of the 'final war' with the South. A mis-fired nuke from N. Korea will go straight over Japan and into the Ocean...triggering a fault line...the resulting earthquake crumbles Fukushima... Then...along the Oregon coast....a boy who has had his dna altered by eating too much GMO monsanto cornflakes will befriend a radioactive dolphin. The combination of his altered dna and radiation exposure will severely weaken his immune system...allowing a tainted flu shot to turn him into patient zero...wherein everyone infected have unbearable cravings to eat bath salts. |
aqmah
(OP) User ID: 33394671 United Arab Emirates 08/05/2013 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think that Nibiru is going to grab ahold of comet Ison and change its course....causing stray fragments to land in N. Korea. Quoting: Dace One of the pieces will strike Kim Jong Un in the head while he's searching for another unicorn grave. The people of N. Korea will interpret this as their god being struck down and a sign of the 'final war' with the South. A mis-fired nuke from N. Korea will go straight over Japan and into the Ocean...triggering a fault line...the resulting earthquake crumbles Fukushima... Then...along the Oregon coast....a boy who has had his dna altered by eating too much GMO monsanto cornflakes will befriend a radioactive dolphin. The combination of his altered dna and radiation exposure will severely weaken his immune system...allowing a tainted flu shot to turn him into patient zero...wherein everyone infected have unbearable cravings to eat bath salts. u should send this story to Roland Emmerich, amazing. |
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Dace
User ID: 952665 Puerto Rico 08/05/2013 04:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think that Nibiru is going to grab ahold of comet Ison and change its course....causing stray fragments to land in N. Korea. Quoting: Dace One of the pieces will strike Kim Jong Un in the head while he's searching for another unicorn grave. The people of N. Korea will interpret this as their god being struck down and a sign of the 'final war' with the South. A mis-fired nuke from N. Korea will go straight over Japan and into the Ocean...triggering a fault line...the resulting earthquake crumbles Fukushima... Then...along the Oregon coast....a boy who has had his dna altered by eating too much GMO monsanto cornflakes will befriend a radioactive dolphin. The combination of his altered dna and radiation exposure will severely weaken his immune system...allowing a tainted flu shot to turn him into patient zero...wherein everyone infected have unbearable cravings to eat bath salts. u should send this story to Roland Emmerich, amazing. LOL...Boredom + Tomato plants = Creativity. |
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Shoot straight Johnny
User ID: 24630724 United Kingdom 08/05/2013 04:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think that Nibiru is going to grab ahold of comet Ison and change its course....causing stray fragments to land in N. Korea. Quoting: Dace One of the pieces will strike Kim Jong Un in the head while he's searching for another unicorn grave. The people of N. Korea will interpret this as their god being struck down and a sign of the 'final war' with the South. A mis-fired nuke from N. Korea will go straight over Japan and into the Ocean...triggering a fault line...the resulting earthquake crumbles Fukushima... Then...along the Oregon coast....a boy who has had his dna altered by eating too much GMO monsanto cornflakes will befriend a radioactive dolphin. The combination of his altered dna and radiation exposure will severely weaken his immune system...allowing a tainted flu shot to turn him into patient zero...wherein everyone infected have unbearable cravings to eat bath salts. u should send this story to Roland Emmerich, amazing. LOL...Boredom + Tomato plants = Creativity. Are you sure they were tomato plants you were smoking? The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
Dace
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Dace
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aqmah
(OP) User ID: 33394671 United Arab Emirates 08/05/2013 04:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a fuqin stupid ass retard question OP, zombie doom is the best bitches! Zombie DOOM! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44064172 What about Zombie Doom combined with a Sharknado? Don't know wtf Sharnakdo is, but I want what you're smokin. sharkando is a movie about tornado fill with sharks..something like that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44613921 Canada 08/05/2013 04:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a fuqin stupid ass retard question OP, zombie doom is the best bitches! Zombie DOOM! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44064172 What about Zombie Doom combined with a Sharknado? Don't know wtf Sharnakdo is, but I want what you're smokin. It's a water spout that carries sharks inland. Just an educated guess |
Dace
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 39505890 Australia 08/05/2013 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we love doom, thats why we are all here in GLP Quoting: aqmah whats your fav doom scenario? i like to see something take half of the world down, then see the reaction of survivors, if they come together united with hope, keep them... if not.. finish them all. Bombdrops on cities and cancers on citizens Bright nuclear flashes, sent by cold politicians Roadside bomb packages that go kaboom These are a few of my favorite dooms! Grey colored corpses and crisped bodies falling Doorbells a ringing as fema comes calling Planes that spread the chemicals that seem to loom These are a few of my favorite dooms! Medicos in white coats with their death vaccine stashes Fallout that settles on my nose and eye lashes Nuclear winters that spead the gloom These are a few of my favorite dooms! When the famine bites, when the needle stings When I'm feeling doomed, I simply remember my favorite dooms and then I don't feel so bad! |
katzi
User ID: 44396439 United States 08/05/2013 05:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i like hurricanes...nothing to harsh. and thunderstorms.. lol *please if you haven't already, accept jesus as your lord and savior. the time is now. *being awake is awesome *remember, being awake means nothing if you dont have Christ leedle leedle,leedle lee. when the going gets tough, back that ass up |
aqmah
(OP) User ID: 33394671 United Arab Emirates 08/05/2013 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44064172 United States 08/05/2013 05:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a fuqin stupid ass retard question OP, zombie doom is the best bitches! Zombie DOOM! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44064172 What about Zombie Doom combined with a Sharknado? Don't know wtf Sharnakdo is, but I want what you're smokin. Dang, I just got edumacated by you and OP on whats important in life. Well played son, well played. |
aqmah
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Dace
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