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Share your FROZEN PIZZA horror stories here!

 
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i opened the package up and the backside said

" made in china "
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all frozen pizza is a nightmare. putin
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This thread make me glad that I make my own pizza from scratch.
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This thread make me glad that I make my own pizza from scratch.
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Well GOOD FOR YOU...

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It began with a single slice of an idea, in a place known for great pizza—the Chicago area. We had a hunch that people wanted fresh-baked pizza without the hassle of delivery. And so, DIGIORNO® was born.

[link to www.digiorno.com]




JUst had a recall in March because small pieces of plastic were found in some of its pizzas!


GROSS
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Gross is correct! I prefer toasted English muffin, tomato sauce and random cheese, its cheaper and better for ya.

This type of frozen food is one of the reasons for many health problems.


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Made one one time, totally forgot it was in there, when I pulled it out it was as black as the night sky, I took one bite and said no way...
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I have a job as a merchandiser for a frozen pizza company.
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I have a job as a merchandiser for a frozen pizza company.
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:pizzarolls:
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It began with a single slice of an idea, in a place known for great pizza—the Chicago area. We had a hunch that people wanted fresh-baked pizza without the hassle of delivery. And so, DIGIORNO® was born.

[link to www.digiorno.com]




JUst had a recall in March because small pieces of plastic were found in some of its pizzas!


GROSS
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Gross is correct! I prefer toasted English muffin, tomato sauce and random cheese, its cheaper and better for ya.

This type of frozen food is one of the reasons for many health problems.


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She likes pudding, cake, twinkles, rodent droppings, ice cream with rodent droppings and rodent droppings:Nicethings:
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:arrow:

Just a little extra crunch and spice!
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Made one one time, totally forgot it was in there, when I pulled it out it was as black as the night sky, I took one bite and said no way...
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I hope you fed it to a nasty possum
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I have a job as a merchandiser for a frozen pizza company.
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:pizzarolls:
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A guy I worked with came to work one day and said "its official my dog wont even eat this stuff".

We discontinued that product about 6 months later
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I saw they sell "gummy pizza" at the supermarket yesterday. Can't think of anything more stupid.

The awkward moment when you realize you bought the wrong flavor of frozen pizza.
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I have a job as a merchandiser for a frozen pizza company.
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:pizzarolls:
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A guy I worked with came to work one day and said "its official my dog wont even eat this stuff".

We discontinued that product about 6 months later
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I tried to give some "Pemmican brand" Jerky to a rat that lived under my stairs. He picked it up and spit it out.
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It began with a single slice of an idea, in a place known for great pizza—the Chicago area. We had a hunch that people wanted fresh-baked pizza without the hassle of delivery. And so, DIGIORNO® was born.

[link to www.digiorno.com]




JUst had a recall in March because small pieces of plastic were found in some of its pizzas!


GROSS
 Quoting: Astral Goat


The cheapest oven pizzas are the best imho.
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what about another name brand..TOMESTONE PIZZA.

gotta like a name like that for a pizza
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YEAH, TOMBSTONE BEcAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE HEADED lol


Sigh...I always wat pizza bI am always dissatisfied at the choices in the market...and lazy sometimes to make it from scratch
 Quoting: Astral Goat


What's to be lazy about? You spread an english muffin with catsup, cut up a hotdog and lay on slices of yellow cheese. Toast it and yummm....pizza!
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WHERE IS THIS PLACE IN CHICAGO KNOWN FOR GREAT PIZZA????lol
 Quoting: Astral Goat


lol,
try Aurelio's Pizza Restaurant in the Holiday inn
very good

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The cardboard insert is the crust
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That cardboard insert is the BEST PART

I eat that first...so good
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Yup, I like to dip mine in Ranch dressing.
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Plastic... Cardboard... I think you lot just don't, or can't, follow simple instructions[b] like remove packaging before cooking.

That brand is actually fairly good, in fact I am willing to bet some of the best frozen pizza that you can buy. You can only expect so much from a frozen pizza...
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There was nothing about the cardboard insert under the pizza.
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My spidey senses, other wise known as common sense tell me that putting paper products in to the oven may not be a really good idea. So I just toss the extra packaging in the trash.
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Thread: Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!!

all pizza posts must reference this one ^^
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Friend used to work at this one pizza joint he said they just made one of these pizzas instead of making fresh served it to customer they didnt say a word lol
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The cardboard insert is the crust
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That cardboard insert is the BEST PART

I eat that first...so good
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Yup, I like to dip mine in Ranch dressing.
 Quoting: HI.Lander


When its out of the oven brush with Johnson paste wax and shake on just a little vermiculite. Or a chopped Heath bar.
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Friend used to work at this one pizza joint he said they just made one of these pizzas instead of making fresh served it to customer they didnt say a word lol
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chuckle
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PLASTIC PIZZAS!


EHRMMM

I don't feel so well now!!!!!
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i opened the package up and the backside said

" made in china "
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Friend used to work at this one pizza joint he said they just made one of these pizzas instead of making fresh served it to customer they didnt say a word lol
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Most people won't say a word. They won't come back either.
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Pushed the pizza into the oven on the cooking tray too hard
Pizza slid off said tray and into the back of the oven
When I went to go pull it out
Gooey mess all over the oven
I am sure folks heard me cursing for miles
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Pushed the pizza into the oven on the cooking tray too hard
Pizza slid off said tray and into the back of the oven
When I went to go pull it out
Gooey mess all over the oven
I am sure folks heard me cursing for miles
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Pizza stuck to back of oven
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what about another name brand..TOMESTONE PIZZA.

gotta like a name like that for a pizza
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