Well, I have a lot more letters after my name and I have it on better authority that there is a concentration of dark energy emanating from an undisclosed location near the Ozarks.

My sources have speculated that an ancient cult of inbred hillbillies have arisen and are waiting for those who think this area is a good refuge from other worldly events.

Better stop off at the drugstore and buy some KY for your family and yourself. Gonna be a bumpy ride.