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Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.2 Peru*5.1 Afghanistan ~ Pg 20372

 
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Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.2 Peru*5.1 Afghanistan ~ Pg 20372
Morning.
Here's a thing lol.
Does anyone who has a fb account notice more snack bar invites to be friends than normal?
Quite funny really...I've turned away several this week.
Here is my latest would be friend...go look he even has many goats pmsl.

[link to m.facebook.com (secure)]

Why me! Just NO lol.

Xx
 Quoting: MsMc


No, but I get a lot of spam emails to enlarge my penis size, herbal supplements to go all night and some woman named Tiffany that always wants to be friends in my area. I order one Fleshlight off Amazon, now I get all this spam in my inbox daily.
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OK, I'll bite, what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Isis One


Dont do a google image search.
 Quoting: InfiniteDream


chuckle
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
 Quoting: Gomez


laugh
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I did earlier for the hell of it....I saw something....a fleshlight malfunction.

Poor guy.....looked painful.
 Quoting: InfiniteDream


Oh damn. I'm not gonna Google image search it. For whatever creepy reason I already know what it is anyway lol.

But a malfunction...

000hN00mrbill
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
 Quoting: Gomez


nah me eating beans is even worst hahaha no smoking or open

flames please. hahaha

Beans Beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you

Toot and the more you toot the better you feel so lets have

beans for every meal hahaha one of the first poems my father

taught me hahaha more then 60 years ago. much to the

chagrin of my mother.
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
 Quoting: Gomez


Seeing ISIS's face when she does that Google search: Priceless
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.

A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.

INTP-A
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..... And Irish ? Mighty fine !
Happy St Paddy's to my Irish brethren.
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
 Quoting: Gomez


I derped again!

SITC-fuq
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
 Quoting: Gomez


Seeing ISIS's face when she does that Google search: Priceless
 Quoting: JazzyG


:lmfao:
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..... And Irish ? Mighty fine !
Happy St Paddy's to my Irish brethren.
 Quoting: Gomez


shamrockkisses
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.

A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.

INTP-A
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
 Quoting: Gomez


nah me eating beans is even worst hahaha no smoking or open

flames please. hahaha

Beans Beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you

Toot and the more you toot the better you feel so lets have

beans for every meal hahaha one of the first poems my father

taught me hahaha more then 60 years ago. much to the

chagrin of my mother.
 Quoting: Zombie Daddy in a Box


We had a similar version to your song around here.

I can't believe I'm writing this...

Beans, beans they're good for your heart. The more you eat them, the more you fart.

Forgive me lol!

tomato
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Cinnamon in chilli bad.
Chocolate in chilli good!
ID giving warning bad.
Simple spilling the beans worse.
 Quoting: Gomez


Seeing ISIS's face when she does that Google search: Priceless
 Quoting: JazzyG


clappa

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OK, haven't heard from Isis in a while. She may have googled.
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OK, haven't heard from Isis in a while. She may have googled.
 Quoting: Gomez


See what you've done!

LOL!!!

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Simple did it! She told her what it was and then she just had to look!
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.

A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.

INTP-A
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OK, haven't heard from Isis in a while. She may have googled.
 Quoting: Gomez


See what you've done!

LOL!!!

lolsign
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The guilt is all yours Gomez. I tried to prevent this.
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Simple did it! She told her what it was and then she just had to look!
 Quoting: JazzyG


SITC-fuq

lol
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Simple did it! She told her what it was and then she just had to look!
 Quoting: JazzyG


SITC-fuq

lol
 Quoting: Simple27


hahahaha! I would have! A fleshlight is a male sex toy? WTF? Is it some kind of light up penis sleeve or what?
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.

A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.

INTP-A
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Magnitude 3.1
Region ANTOFAGASTA, CHILE
Date time 2016-03-17 03:09:58.0 UTC
Location 21.35 S ; 69.05 W
Depth 84 km
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OK, haven't heard from Isis in a while. She may have googled.
 Quoting: Gomez


See what you've done!

LOL!!!

lolsign
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The guilt is all yours Gomez. I tried to prevent this.
 Quoting: InfiniteDream


iwish whip
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Simple did it! She told her what it was and then she just had to look!
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SITC-fuq

lol
 Quoting: Simple27


hahahaha! I would have! A fleshlight is a male sex toy? WTF? Is it some kind of light up penis sleeve or what?
 Quoting: JazzyG


[link to www.amazon.com]

Proceed with caution tounge
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Simple did it! She told her what it was and then she just had to look!
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SITC-fuq

lol
 Quoting: Simple27


hahahaha! I would have! A fleshlight is a male sex toy? WTF? Is it some kind of light up penis sleeve or what?
 Quoting: JazzyG


Google images, just sayin.
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Simple did it! She told her what it was and then she just had to look!
 Quoting: JazzyG


SITC-fuq

lol
 Quoting: Simple27


hahahaha! I would have! A fleshlight is a male sex toy? WTF? Is it some kind of light up penis sleeve or what?
 Quoting: JazzyG


[link to www.amazon.com]

Proceed with caution tounge
 Quoting: Simple27


I already know! I meant if I didn't like ISIS! hahahahaha!!!!
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.

A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.

INTP-A
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Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.2 Peru*5.1 Afghanistan ~ Pg 20372
Magnitude 3.3
Region OKLAHOMA
Date time 2016-03-17 03:34:18.9 UTC
Location 36.83 N ; 98.28 W
Depth 6 km
Macroseismic
Intensity F Effects: Felt
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Simple did it! She told her what it was and then she just had to look!
 Quoting: JazzyG


SITC-fuq

lol
 Quoting: Simple27


hahahaha! I would have! A fleshlight is a male sex toy? WTF? Is it some kind of light up penis sleeve or what?
 Quoting: JazzyG


[link to www.amazon.com]

Proceed with caution tounge
 Quoting: Simple27


There she be....the handy dandy fleshlight.

jerkit
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...


SITC-fuq

lol
 Quoting: Simple27


hahahaha! I would have! A fleshlight is a male sex toy? WTF? Is it some kind of light up penis sleeve or what?
 Quoting: JazzyG


[link to www.amazon.com]

Proceed with caution tounge
 Quoting: Simple27


I already know! I meant if I didn't like ISIS! hahahahaha!!!!
 Quoting: JazzyG


I should really stop posting. I'm headed for an all time epic year of fails at my current rate. Geesh!

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Glad you took the day off today Jazzy.

hf
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Glad you took the day off today Jazzy.

hf
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Me too! I've taken a couple off now. And I may take more!

ooompah!!!!
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.

A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.

INTP-A
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Glad you took the day off today Jazzy.

hf
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Me too! I've taken a couple off now. And I may take more!

ooompah!!!!
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Live, love and enjoy!
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Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.2 Peru*5.1 Afghanistan ~ Pg 20372
Magnitude 2.9
Region OKLAHOMA
Date time 2016-03-17 04:00:42.6 UTC
Location 36.83 N ; 98.28 W
Depth 7 km
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