A GLP meeting in the sky...I can see it now...
God, to a nearby angel: "Who
are all these people?"
Angel: "They're from Godlike Productions, which was a very popular website before the hammer fell."
God: "I don't recall producing any websites like Me...how odd. Well, what is their story, what did they do on this website?"
Angel: "They discussed UFO's, earthquakes, WWIII, tomatoes, politics, secret societies, North Korea, Yellowstone, shaving, chemtrails, weather manipulation, terrorism, alternate history, prophecy, and some vigilante group called the Fandango Rangers. Oh, and Donald Trump."
God: "The guy Satan tried to send back?"
Angel: "Yes, him."
God: "What happened to him, anyway?"
Angel: "He convinced those trans-dimensional beings from Alpha Centauri he can make their galaxy great again, he left with them."
God: "Ha ha! Watch them get tired of his nonsense and stuff him into a black hole somewhere on the way home. Well, all right...check on the fat North Korean dictator and make sure he's cleaning up all that radioactive mess he made, after he's done see if you can push
him off on Satan. And see if Mr. Shandling will come entertain these website people, I've got a few million more jihadis to explain the facts of the afterlife to. Can you handle all that?"
Angel: "Yes, ma'am."
Happy Easter!
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
--William Butler Yeats, "The Second Coming"
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