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Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.5 Panama*5.5 Loyalty Islands*5.4 Tonga*5.4 Japan*5.3 Philippines*5.2 Kermadec Islands*5.1 Easter Island
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@NationalDayCal December 4, 2019 – NATIONAL COOKIE DAY – NATIONAL SOCK DAY – NATIONAL DICE DAY – NATIONAL PACKAGE PROTECTION DAY [ link to twitter.com (secure)] Seriously? Uhmm.. must be my twisted mind, but for safety reasons I am wearing a jock strap today. I refuse to be kicked in the nuts by some old lady with a walking cane. I helped an elderly woman across the street the other day and as a reward she attacked me with pepper spray. Turned out that she didn't even want to cross the street..  I could of course be reading this wrong, but better be safe than sorry.  Old ladies are like cats: it's all on their terms or you get attacked. But to be fair just consider their entire lives have been spent in service to others / nurturing / seeing to creature comforts of men and children, then on to grandchildren. Enough already, God is just and righteous, and this is all part of His plan. In heaven, old ladies rule. Be careful out there. Oh, and while I'm at it,,,women do ALL of Thanksgiving and Christmas, while the men run out to CVS on December 24 for some gifts, usually including some Whitman's chocolates. I won't even get into the few men at the senior citizens' center with their flat butts telling tales about their exploits in the far distant past. Be careful out there IM. You have no idea.... Anyway, good morning, and all blessing be upon you... 
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