I went to Jamaica many many many many moons ago

when you drove to the hotel they were poor people everywhere living in shacks I mean really bad shacks I could’ve built a better clubhouse than them please don’t take that the wrong way but this is what these people are living in then I’m sure things have changed?

then I get to my hotel room and it’s luxurious you look out the window you see the hotel pool and then a fence and super poor people
It was not a pleasant vacation
oh geez flashbacks are coming back

being up north you’re not used to the sun being so bright here I went out and started tanning with my super pale skin and I was like wow I look awesome

I had oil all over me I’m tanning up a storm

by that evening my face turned into Mr. potato head I had like third-degree burn or something with no hospitals around anywhere

I had no help but I had a ton of aloe and my friend went and got mushrooms which I had no idea what to do with them

and that didn’t work either apparently I didn’t do it right


The guy I was with Took my Walkman and sold it for a wooden chicken that somebody handcarved I think we all know what he did with that #Handcarvedchicken
hahahahaha