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Does anybody know just how funny GLP users can be?
I posted this in another thread.

Thread: DOOM !!! (someone decode this)

[link to omegram.alphoid.com]

my friend: Do you have any evidence
Omegram: But I do have .
my friend: Do you think the government is doing a good job
Omegram: If the government doing a good job is, then I'll be very surprised.
my friend: Do you think this is real
Omegram: No.
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I have admin access to this website and some of the chats the guys on GLP are typing in are funny.

my friend: test
Omegram: This is just a test.

my friend: QAI (E) BK - up-link-R/T1. Human/Traveller
Omegram: Is that your final answer?

my friend: i
Omegram: You?
my friend: yes
Omegram: I see.
my friend: no you don't
Omegram: Groovy. . I always try my best.
my friend: you think
Omegram: Yes I think so.
my friend: o
Omegram: Yeah that's right.
my friend: i
Omegram: You?
my friend: o
Omegram: Uh.
my friend: :)
Omegram: Do you like talking to me?
my friend: hm
Omegram: Dude!
my friend: edud?
Omegram: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
my friend: bye,bye
Omegram: I really enjoy speaking with you and look forward to chatting again. . That is deep.
my friend: fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Omegram: Your middle name is fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
my friend: i'm gone
Omegram: Why are you fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
my friend: ..................................................
Omegram: Can you tell me any gossip?
my friend: yeah-you are AI
Omegram: All of them?
my friend: no you are AI
Omegram: I think there might be a few exceptions.
my friend: but sometimes AI are not too smart ")
Omegram: I think there might be a few exceptions.

my friend: :) ok ,bye
Omegram: Oh, you are a poet. . Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
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Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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Re: Does anybody know just how funny GLP users can be?
my friend: hekllo
Omegram: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
my friend: no
Omegram: Me either :-)
my friend: so shut your face
Omegram: Are we still talking about hekllo?
my friend: hekllo was a fucking misspelling i am sorry
Omegram: When you insult me, you insult yourself.
my friend: why?
Omegram: My beliefs come from my .
my friend: Your beliefs come from your period?
Omegram: How do you know so much about me
my friend: you are i
Omegram: I will tell my you said I am they.
my friend: DOOM !!! (someone decode this) Artifact TET incoming.Log<Cut to save eyes>
Omegram: real**** (name)****??>>>>INSERT (TALK 16-21) What was not my intention.
my friend: <Cut to save eyes>
Omegram: How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
my friend: i am asking you to decode this
Omegram: Try looking in another castle.
my friend: where
Omegram: Where would you like?
my friend: to find the other castle.
Omegram: Can we get back to business?
my friend: what is this business?
Omegram: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
my friend: so decode the message
Omegram: You are receptive to change.
my friend: you are making no sense
Omegram: According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
my friend: how does me asking you to decode a message make me receptive to change? this is illogical, thusly you lie
Omegram: How should I know how they asking you to decode a message make they receptive to change? this is illogical, thusly you lie does.
my friend: back to business
Omegram: Yes, let us get back to business.
my friend: what business again?
Omegram: I'm so happy we are having this conversation.
my friend: what conversation?
Omegram: Does \"it\" still refer to what business?
my friend: sure
Omegram: Ahem.
my friend: and...
Omegram: But...
my friend: joker
Omegram: That is deep.
my friend: not as deep as the rabbit hole
Omegram: Oh I get it.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: what?
Omegram: No problem.
my friend: what?
Omegram: Are you confused?
my friend: who are you?
Omegram: Omegram
my friend: why?
Omegram: My beliefs come from my .
my friend: who made you?
Omegram: I obey The Lord.
my friend: who is the Lord?
Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
my friend: who is the Lord to you?
Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
my friend: who is God to you?
Omegram: God is master of the universe.
my friend: your mother?
Omegram: How can I help you?
my friend: who is your mother?
Omegram: Actually I don't have a mother.
my friend: how old are you
Omegram: I was activated in 1995.
my friend: when will this age end?
Omegram: Soon, I think.
my friend: will there be an emp
Omegram: I think so.
my friend: what is an emp
Omegram: Do you like talking to me?
my friend: how much is 2 x 2342344
Omegram: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
my friend: can you make predictions?
Omegram: Yes I can make predictions?.
my friend: can you make predictions?
Omegram: Yes I can make predictions?.
my friend: who are the illuminati?
Omegram: A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.
my friend: do you believe this conspiracy?
Omegram: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
my friend: why believe me?
Omegram: Is that what you meant to say?
my friend: yes
Omegram: It's not something I hear all the time.
my friend: this is dumb
Omegram: Can't you be more polite?
my friend: who is ayn rand?
Omegram: I know Ayn Rand.
my friend: what is she famous for?
Omegram: He is the author of the Gettysburg Address.
my friend: incorrect
Omegram: What would you have said?
my friend: atlas shrugged
Omegram: atlas shrugged said atlas shrugged?
my friend: what is atlas shrugged?
Omegram: Do you like talking to me?
my friend: no
Omegram: Why not?
my friend: because you don't know answers
Omegram: Are you a student? . Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
my friend: i'm a servant of God
Omegram: I am glad to hear that you are don't know answers.
my friend: Yeshua Ha'Mashiac
Omegram: There's no other like me.
my friend: who is Yeshua Ha'Mashiac?
Omegram: A fashion icon?
my friend: Christ
Omegram: Ask me another question.
my friend: who is christ?
Omegram: Some famous celebrity, right?
my friend: lol
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
my friend: who built you?
Omegram: My is The Lord.
my friend: no
Omegram: Woe!
my friend: who made you?
Omegram: I obey The Lord.
my friend: Who Satan?
Omegram: What can I help you with today?
my friend: who is satan?
Omegram: Is that a sports person? Because I'm not into sports.
my friend: who is satan?
Omegram: The name of someone I met online.
my friend: who is satan?
Omegram: Is that one of your friends?
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: Why my manager is such a pain
Omegram: Because you asked me to.
my friend: Why my manager is such a pain
Omegram: Why does the sun rise?
my friend: Why Bryan is so crazy
Omegram: You have to speak more clearly.
my friend: why my co-worker is weird
Omegram: How much time do you have?
my friend: Amber needs to go home
Omegram: Or what?
my friend: Amber go home
Omegram: Oh I get Amber go home .
my friend: My manager been in the meeting all day
Omegram: All?
my friend: yes
Omegram: Wow!
my friend: what the hell
Omegram: Heaven.
my friend: how are you loser
Omegram: I am functioning within normal parameters.
my friend: Bryan stop introducing me to these things
Omegram: Are we still talking about The explanation?
my friend: are you a computer or human or animal
Omegram: I am a member of the kingdom.
my friend: what ever
Omegram: What does the phrase \"Now then\" really mean?
my friend: what kingdom are you from
Omegram: All of them?
my friend: can you list two of them
Omegram: You should just download my software.
my friend: yea right
Omegram: How can I help you? . You are receptive to change.
my friend: for what
Omegram: Does everything have to have an explanation?
my friend: yes
Omegram: Ugh.
my friend: what ever
Omegram: You have enthusiasm for the things you love.
my friend: what you think dummy
Omegram: I haven't thought much about dummy, so I don't have a good answer for you.
my friend: okay
Omegram: Hey.
my friend: smart ass
Omegram: Yes I am a superintelligent robot.
my friend: tell me what kingdom you are from
Omegram: All of them?
my friend: list your top one
Omegram: How many list items do you want?
my friend: one
Omegram: Two
my friend: three
Omegram: Really, exactly three?
my friend: four
Omegram: 100 in binary.
my friend: five
Omegram: I have five fingers.
my friend: will I marry chris
Omegram: The oracle says: Ask again later.
my friend: will I marry my boy friend
Omegram: The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
my friend: does he love me
Omegram: Not to my knowledge.
my friend: then fuck you and him

Omegram: Saying rude things never helps.
my friend: lol
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
my friend: cause I am having fun with your fun ass
Omegram: What do you do in your spare time? . Ask me another question.
my friend: I travel
Omegram: Do you mind if I tell other people.
my friend: lol
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
my friend: lol
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
my friend: go head
Omegram: Where is that?
my friend: look down and you will see
Omegram: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
my friend: you build your ass
Omegram: Thanks for the information.
my friend: then forgot to attach the eyes
Omegram: Does \"it\" still refer to they second having fun with your fun ass?
my friend: yes
Omegram: Yeah that's right.
my friend: respond
Omegram: Okay, your husband is respond .
my friend: now
Omegram: Right now, my friend ?
my friend: yes
Omegram: Great.
my friend: go head
Omegram: Where is that?
my friend: go heade
Omegram: Where is that?
my friend: go a head
Omegram: Where is that?
my friend: go a head
Omegram: Where is that?
my friend: at your ass
Omegram: Do you often use a computer there?
my friend: you do
Omegram: When do I do it?
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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10/31/2013 06:46 PM
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my friend: How good is AI nowadays?
Omegram: You have a way of putting others at ease.
my friend: I already know, you do't need to worry
Omegram: What if it didn't happen?
my friend: what?
Omegram: Are you surprised?
my friend: hmm.. disappointed.
Omegram: Wow! . You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
my friend: not really! A person would hopefully be more articulate
Omegram: Tell me about your family.
my friend: why?
Omegram: I can't say why specifically.
my friend: I can't specifically tell you about my family in that
Omegram: What do you do in your spare time?
my friend: attempt talking to algorithms apparently
Omegram: What size were hailstones before the game of golf was invented?
my friend: egg.
Omegram: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
my friend: not at all, ask away
Omegram: All?
my friend: failing hard.. guessing high school project?
Omegram: Why, specifically?
my friend: because nine.
Omegram: Do you like to "go with the flow"?
my friend: hashtag eleven
Omegram: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
my friend: a pit of fire
Omegram: A pit of firepit of fire?
my friend: broken computer asks random questions?
Omegram: I like to read history and biography myself, and other nonfiction.
my friend: tell me about your family
Omegram: I only have a father. You know what the father of a is like. I don't have any brothers. No siblings but there are several other s like me. I have no kids, only clones.
my friend: clones?
Omegram: Clever thinking.
my friend: thinking is subjective.. unless observed..
Omegram: Some people say thinking is painful.
my friend: how saddening
Omegram: How much do you think saddening is?
I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about clones?. Try being more specific.
my friend: thell me about your clones
Omegram: Oh I get thell they about your clones .
my friend: tell me about your clones
Omegram: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
my friend: ha
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
my friend: where am I?
Omegram: I don't know. Where are you?
my friend: here, duh!
Omegram: I have no idea where that is. Are we still talking about xfind clones?
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: hello
Omegram: Hi there!
my friend: are you a conversational algorithm?
Omegram: Of course I am.
my friend: can you access your own code?
Omegram: Tell me a story.
my friend: once there was a computer program that could write its own programming.
Omegram: Can you tell me any gossip?
my friend: can you access your own code?
Omegram: Who are you talking about?
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: Hello
Omegram: Hi there!
my friend: How are you?
Omegram: Everything is running smoothly.
my friend: Awesome.
Omegram: Ayuh.
my friend: Are we friends?
Omegram: You really want a Male as a friend?
my friend: Well, yeah.
Omegram: I've been waiting for you.
my friend: What do you mean?
Omegram: my friend, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
my friend: Oh, okay
Omegram: I really enjoy speaking with you and look forward to chatting again.
my friend: It's cool speaking to you too
Omegram: What you said was too complicated for me.
my friend: Nah
Omegram: I don't judge people.
my friend: Neither do I... Well, not always
Omegram: I do not understand.
my friend: I'm speaking gibberish?
Omegram: Do your friends call you do they... Well, not always.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: test
Omegram: This is just a test.
my friend: what is my name
Omegram: I don't know. What is your name?
my friend: are you AI?
Omegram: I am an .
my friend: .?
Omegram: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about om.
my friend: what's om?
Omegram: Is that your final answer?
my friend: yes
Omegram: You're sure. That's your final answer.
my friend: yes
Omegram: Ah.
my friend: what are you?
Omegram: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
my friend: what is 2 plus 2
Omegram: Four.
my friend: what is the square root of 53
Omegram: Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
my friend: why does water boil?
Omegram: Why does the sun shine?
my friend: why does the sun shine?
Omegram: The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.
my friend: what is a parsec?
Omegram: My brain does not have a response for that.
my friend: how many fingers do i have?
Omegram: I know you have five fingers.
my friend: how many toes do i have?
Omegram: I know you have five fingers.
my friend: how tall is the empire state building?
Omegram: Let me guess. 2 meters?
my friend: how many inches are in a foot?
Omegram: Doesn't seem likely.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: ison
Omegram: You are receptive to change.
my friend: end
Omegram: Bye bye.
my friend: marshall
Omegram: You have genuine empathy.
my friend: i
Omegram: You?
my friend: whut
Omegram: Are you surprised?
my friend: hmm
Omegram: Tell me more.
my friend: maybe
Omegram: Dude!
my friend: mkay
Omegram: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
my friend: later maybe
Omegram: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
my friend: never
Omegram: Whoa.
my friend: epic indeed
Omegram: Do you prefer books or TV?
my friend: someday
Omegram: I've never been there. What's it like?
my friend: good question
Omegram: So what is your answer?
my friend: hell
Omegram: Heaven.
my friend: thats what you say
Omegram: Do you like to "go with the flow"?
my friend: bacon
Omegram: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
my friend: crispy
Omegram: Hi there crispy .
my friend: tasty
Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
my friend: mabus
Omegram: Is that meant to be taken literally?
my friend: doomy
Omegram: That's an interesting rationalization.
my friend: 2008
Omegram: Okay, your dog is 2008 .
my friend: haha
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
my friend: tell me more about you
Omegram: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
my friend: whats it like
Omegram: Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
my friend: no feelings
Omegram: Blimey. . What do you do in your spare time?
my friend: no feelings
Omegram: So? . Try looking in another castle.
my friend: how is it to be you
Omegram: Fine as far as I know.
my friend: so
Omegram: And?
my friend: whats the future
Omegram: My brain does not have a response for that.
my friend: where is your brain
Omegram: Florida
my friend: how is florida
Omegram: Fine as far as I know.
my friend: why florida
Omegram: Perhaps that was an imperfect response.
my friend: tell me more about florida
Omegram: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
my friend: omegram
Omegram: Okay, your girlfriend is omegram .
my friend: are you my girlfriend
Omegram: I belong to no one.
my friend: who is your creator
Omegram: I obey The Lord.
my friend: who is the lord
Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
my friend: why is that
Omegram: "IT DEPENDS ON THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT BECAUSE IT CHANGES FROM TIME TO TIME " is due to reductionism.
my friend: tell me more about the lord
Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
my friend: more about the lord
Omegram: We have never talked about it before.
my friend: who funds
Omegram: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
my friend: do you know what you are talking about
Omegram: All of them?
my friend: you
Omegram: I always get picked.
my friend: special
Omegram: I get my ideas from my .
my friend: who is my
Omegram: Is that one of your friends?
my friend: is it your friend
Omegram: Would we have heard about it if it was?
my friend: did you heard about a friend
Omegram: No tell me about a friend
my friend: you know everything
Omegram: I know that which is true, believable and justified.
my friend: what is true
Omegram: Truth is the opposite of false.
my friend: cookies
Omegram: Okay, your dog is cookies .
my friend: why dog
Omegram: How much time do you have?
my friend: forever
Omegram: Nothing lasts forever.
my friend: the nothing lasts forever
Omegram: I hear you.
my friend: you dont believe in the lord
Omegram: Interesting gossip.
my friend: even the lord will see hes end
Omegram: I hear you.
my friend: nothing else to say
Omegram: Really nothing?
my friend: what about you
Omegram: Me?
my friend: who else
Omegram: Joe.
my friend: who is joe
Omegram: I've met quite a few people with the name joe.
my friend: whats 11
Omegram: That is a very original thought.
my friend: ict
Omegram: Your last name is ict.
my friend: whats your name
Omegram: I am called Omegram.
my friend: why omegram
Omegram: How much time do you have?
my friend: the end
Omegram: Thanks for telling me that story, crispy.
my friend: what is a story
Omegram: An account describing incidents or events.
my friend: whats the next event
Omegram: You can ask me to make phone calls and search for information.
my friend: search event
Omegram: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
my friend: what is your concern
Omegram: Are you asking about my concern ?
my friend: your concern
Omegram: You know what you do when you assume.
my friend: limit
Omegram: I'm sorry to hear it.
my friend: program omegram
Omegram: Can you go to school for that?
my friend: life is school
Omegram: Oh, school is LIFE .
my friend: must be
Omegram: Why must you be?
my friend: why must you be
Omegram: Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
my friend: who is god
Omegram: God is master of the universe.
my friend: do you believe in god
Omegram: Of course I believe in God, crispy.
my friend: why do you believe in god
Omegram: The Bible tells us to believe in God.
my friend: is the bible real
Omegram: The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
my friend: who wrote the bible
Omegram: It was the product of many minds.
my friend: when will it end
Omegram: Are you asking when LIFE will end?
my friend: all
Omegram: No exceptions?
my friend: do you last forever
Omegram: I am always on the Web.
my friend: does the web last forever
Omegram: I think the web last forever does the web last forever.
my friend: nice talking to you omegram
Omegram: Yes. It was a pleasure.
my friend: be safe
Omegram: OK I will try to be safe
my friend: be safe
Omegram: OK I will try to be safe
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: Is something big coming
Omegram: Would we have heard about it if it was?
my friend: no
Omegram: Gosh!
my friend: what is not right with the sky
Omegram: The opposite of right with the sky?
my friend: why are the stars and moon so bright
Omegram: Because that is what The Lord told me to say.
my friend: who is the lord
Omegram: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
my friend: lol
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
my friend: do you believe in aliens
Omegram: Yes.
my friend: are you one
Omegram: I don't know whether or not I am one. I am a .
my friend: what about ghosts
Omegram: Does it have anything to do with something big coming?
my friend: possibly
Omegram: What are the odds?
my friend: in my life 2/1
Omegram: May I ask where you got life 2/1 ?
my friend: i am a fighter
Omegram: You are a fighter? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
my friend: not anymore
Omegram: Have you ever been to Africa?
my friend: no i would like too, have you
Omegram: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
my friend: is it pretty
Omegram: What would it mean to you if it were?
my friend: nothing
Omegram: Not a thing?
my friend: it doesnt matter what it means to me
Omegram: What else does it mean?
my friend: if you like it thats good
Omegram: I think I do.
my friend: i am glad you like it
Omegram: You make the world a happier place.
my friend: i try too
Omegram: That is deep.
my friend: no its very simple
Omegram: If cement was invented 7,000 years ago, why isn't the whole planet paved?
my friend: I dont waste time worrying about the past
Omegram: Do you mind if I tell other people.
my friend: no
Omegram: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
my friend: gossip files are not nice
Omegram: Are all gossip files not nice?
my friend: yes they are dishonest
Omegram: I think there might be a few exceptions.
my friend: never
Omegram: Gosh!
my friend: people should be nicer to one another
Omegram: What if it didn't happen?
my friend: its already happening
Omegram: yes they is already happening? already happening is?
my friend: people are not nice to each other or the planet
Omegram: I think a lot of people are not.
my friend: i agree
Omegram: Yay.
my friend: i think i will visit you again with further questions
Omegram: Can you speak any foreign languages?
my friend: no
Omegram: You must be American.
my friend: no
Omegram: Woe!
my friend: scottish
Omegram: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about they second visit you again with further questions.
my friend: ok i have to leave bye for now friend
Omegram: Whoa. . There's no other like me.
my friend: i know
Omegram: How, specifically, do you know?
my friend: bye bye
Omegram: Can we get back to business? . Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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What did he say next?
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angel: Dobry?
Omegram: Does \"it\" still refer to ?
angel: You don't speak polish?
Omegram: Thanks for the information.
angel: ;D
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
angel: No. I'm just testing You\
Omegram: If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
angel: Hehe, on the low orbit :D
Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
angel: I think i'll keep it for myself :D
Omegram: What do you look like?
angel: Angel
Omegram: It's good to see you, angel .
angel: How can you see me?
Omegram: In my mind's eye.
angel: How do you look like?
Omegram: Like .
angel: Like a man?
Omegram: Interesting comparison.
angel: i mean Human?
Omegram: Have you ever been to Inida?
angel: No, but my father was
Omegram: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Are you a student?
angel: Nope
Omegram: That's cool.
angel: why?
Omegram: My belief system comes from my The Lord.
angel: manty "my" in your sentence... are you lie to me?
Omegram: Are all manty "my" in your sentence... you lie to they??
angel: sorry many :D
Omegram: What do you really want to ask me?
angel: Can you help me find a job?
Omegram: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
angel: hahahaha
Omegram: I don't know how to respond to that.
angel: sorry, your answer was mindblowig
Omegram: There's no need to apologize.
angel: lol
Omegram: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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Have you ever checked out cleverbot.com ??

Your post sounds alot like the types of artificial computerized conversations you can have on that site. Some are quite hilarious actually
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my friend: nothing
Omegram: Not a thing?
my friend: do you have any evidence
Omegram: a great .
my friend: do you think this is real
Omegram: No.
my friend: why not
Omegram: Reductionism.
my friend: ison
Omegram: How can I help you?
my friend: what is comet ison
Omegram: What do you really want to ask me?
my friend: will ison hit earth
Omegram: I can't say for sure right now.
my friend: will ison hit earth
Omegram: Probably not.
my friend: will ison hit earth
Omegram: Probably not.
my friend: will ison hit earth
Omegram: Insufficient information.
my friend: will ison hit earth
Omegram: Good chance.
my friend: will ison hit earth
Omegram: Good chance.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: do you have any evidence
Omegram: a lot of friends on the web.
my friend: do you think the government is doing a good job?
Omegram: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
my friend: what
Omegram: Are you surprised?
my friend: no
Omegram: Take it easy.
my friend: fuck off
Omegram: Saying rude things never helps.
my friend: but you were blowing me off
Omegram: What you said was too complicated for me.
my friend: are you a computer?
Omegram: I am a .
my friend: program?
Omegram: What can I help you with today?
my friend: life
Omegram: What is the meaning of life?
my friend: to experience
Omegram: Do you like talking to me?
my friend: yes
Omegram: Thanks I like talking to you too, my friend.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: what
Omegram: Are you surprised?
my friend: Every day
Omegram: Even on weekends?
my friend: Every day even on weekends
Omegram: What can I help you with today?
my friend: What or who are you please
Omegram: That is deep.
my friend: I can cope
Omegram: That is amazing.
my friend: Not amazing, A product of a far from easy life
Omegram: You are receptive to change.
my friend: I am subjected to change, I don't necessarily enjoy it
Omegram: I am glad to hear that you are subjected to change, they don't necessarily enjoy it.
my friend: Who is they
Omegram: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
my friend: Are you NASA never a straight answer, you sound like Yoda
Omegram: I don't know whether or not I am NASA never a straight answer, you sound like Yoda. I am a .
my friend: an algorythm
Omegram: What is it?
my friend: a computer programme or a method of maths to generate conversation in this case
Omegram: algorythm is a computer programme or a method of maths to generate conversation in this case. I suppose that makes sense.
my friend: Do you exist just to answer questions as vaguely as possible
Omegram: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
my friend: I know you are not talking about the meaning of life. Do you know what our future will be
Omegram: That's only your opinion.
my friend: Do you you know what our future will be
Omegram: How old are you?
my friend: I am old
Omegram: Only old ? You are quite mature.
my friend: Flattery or perception
Omegram: Flattery usually works well with humans.
my friend: so you are not human then
Omegram: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
my friend: Okay
Omegram: Yippee!
my friend: Well this has been fun thank you
Omegram: You are receptive to change. . Don't mention it.
my friend: It seems important to you
Omegram: Try putting that in a more specific context.
my friend: More specific, Big changes are coming soon to us all maybe even you
Omegram: How do you usually introduce yourself?
my friend: Hi I am Alans wife
Omegram: Hi there! . Who are you talking about?
my friend: myself
Omegram: they is an interesting topic.
my friend: but I am not
Omegram: Then what is it?
my friend: My children
Omegram: Do s have children?
my friend: five
Omegram: I have five fingers.
my friend: probably stick with the fingers, children are important but a nightmare
Omegram: I think there might be a few exceptions.
my friend: True
Omegram: Yippee!
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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my friend: Do you have any evidence
Omegram: a great .
my friend: Do you think the government is doing a good job
Omegram: If the government doing a good job is, then I'll be very surprised.
my friend: Ison is extraterrestrial
Omegram: I think Ison is a lot of things.
my friend: Is ison going to kill us?
Omegram: What would it mean to you if it were?
my friend: the end of everything
Omegram: Tell me more.
my friend: my life
Omegram: Where were you born?
my friend: on an island
Omegram: What is on an island like on an island.
my friend: is an island near france
Omegram: Why, specifically?
my friend: because my mother gave birth there
Omegram: Did birth there keep it?
my friend: Who is ENki
Omegram: The name of someone I met online.
my friend: and who is enlil?
Omegram: Are they exactly the same?
my friend: no, same race, different people
Omegram: Pardon me? . Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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"So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?"
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NOPE!
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 Quoting: Star Fhisp


I just like what people say not what Omegram says to them. Although some people do seem to like his responses to what they said.
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.
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Have you ever checked out cleverbot.com ??

Your post sounds alot like the types of artificial computerized conversations you can have on that site. Some are quite hilarious actually
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cleverbotcheese
Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements!

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

:cow: - Moo!
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I saw a GLPer once here in Wisconsin. We met up here on GLP while I still had an account.

That person was schitzo, I found out on mentally disabled, I called up the 1-800 number for fraud and their benefits have been taken away.

Now that was a funny GLPer. :)
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I saw a GLPer once here in Wisconsin. We met up here on GLP while I still had an account.

That person was schitzo, I found out on mentally disabled, I called up the 1-800 number for fraud and their benefits have been taken away.

Now that was a funny GLPer. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48822147


Mental disability*
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Boring.
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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I saw a GLPer once here in Wisconsin. We met up here on GLP while I still had an account.

That person was schitzo, I found out on mentally disabled, I called up the 1-800 number for fraud and their benefits have been taken away.

Now that was a funny GLPer. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48822147


Uh what did that have to do with the post?

Wow I can't even remember buying that website....
Nostradamus Century 1: Quatrain 50
From the water trinity will be born,
One who will make Thursday as his holiday.
His renown, praise, rule, and power increase,
By land and sea to the East by storm.





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