None of you are two witnesses.

Two witnesses are not known and not exaggerated via roleplay.

Both eyes to see and ears to hear.

The eyes and ears of the people God will redeem. 1/4 of mankind will be redeemed not by the works of their hands nor their faith alone. The wicked generation 3/4 is only shown the sign of Jonah. Run your works and hide everything from God if you think you can change the outcome of the holy scriptures. But it will not change.