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Your Jesus is an Asshole!!

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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
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+10000

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dog is god backwards
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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
 Quoting: BRIEF


+10000

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Does that help more dear?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
 Quoting: BRIEF


how are your alien hybrid babies doing champ?


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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
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+10000

hf
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Does that help more dear?
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Much better!

hf
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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
 Quoting: BRIEF


how are your alien hybrid babies doing champ?


splooshzz
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Very well thanks...what you think God didn't make aliens too? LOL
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Honestly why care what someone believes? If OP is not a fan of god so be it. If you are a believer ok cool .... that's the one problem I have with religion they all push it like its my way or the highway.

Just live, be good, laugh and enjoy life. Your own morel compass will guild you

and you got to admit that dog butt was funny...and I am sure the man in the sky will not be offended by this thread

Last Edited by YaRight on 11/12/2013 04:25 PM
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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
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OP is a fag, and God hates fags.
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You're not helping........
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


lOl
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Honestly why care what someone believes? If OP is not a fan of god so be it. If you are a believer ok cool .... that's the one problem I have with religion they all push it like its my way or the highway.

Just live, be good, laugh and enjoy life. Your own morel compass will guild you

and you got to admit that dog butt was funny...and I am sure the man in the sky will not be offended by this thread
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No offense!

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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


I dont hate god he does not exist.
You cant hate something that is made up bullshit.
I dont believe in him/her or spaghetti monsters.
I believe in science and mother earth and both of those change over time..

oldgodz
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


For not believing in something you sure seem to devote a lot of your time and energy into making fun of it.

I don't believe in spaghetti monsters either, but I don't start new threads, highjack existing threads, and scream at the top of my lungs my disbelief in the spaghetti monster every chance I get.

What you have goes much deeper than simple disbelief whether you realize it or not.
 Quoting: Nemamiah


I have just begun fucking with you fools.
this is day 2 of my holly war..
you guys woke the beast, your gunna love me..
I am coming for each and every one of you!!!
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i will look in my dog for Mary because god is imageless


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with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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Honestly why care what someone believes? If OP is not a fan of god so be it. If you are a believer ok cool .... that's the one problem I have with religion they all push it like its my way or the highway.

Just live, be good, laugh and enjoy life. Your own morel compass will guild you

and you got to admit that dog butt was funny...and I am sure the man in the sky will not be offended by this thread
 Quoting: YaRight


No offense!

lordb
 Quoting: CE1


None taken


I'm out...have fun with this topic...My tomato CAM needs adjusting


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That's why he won't address me.
He's terrified of having his worldview shredded by God and realizing that he's not really in control of his future or even his present in the grand scheme of things.

He's weak in every way imaginable compared to God.

Weak, and unfit to stand before the Almighty right now in his current state of rebellion and sin.

And very afraid, so he denies God rather then man up and admit his dependance on the one who created Him and sustains his very existence, atleast for now.

We hope that he softens his heart and repents before God before it's too late.
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


Fixed that for ya.

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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
 Quoting: BRIEF


how are your alien hybrid babies doing champ?


:splooshzz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Very well thanks...what you think God didn't make aliens too? LOL
 Quoting: BRIEF


Last time i checked your people called them 'demons' lol
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i will look in my dog for Mary because god is imageless


5a
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Do you have a shrine built for Mary in your Chevy Astro dash?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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I love Science, because it's the study of all that God made...what better way to worship him, than to try and learn about that which he made.
 Quoting: BRIEF


how are your alien hybrid babies doing champ?


splooshzz
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Very well thanks...what you think God didn't make aliens too? LOL
 Quoting: BRIEF


Last time i checked your people called them 'demons' lol
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My people? Contactees?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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See told you so..


 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence



And your next "hilarious joke" will be about the Prophet Mohammad? (Pork be upon him.)

Christians are such easy targets, you make yourself seem so small by attacking them...

suemuzzz
 Quoting: davvi


I attack all religions, they are equally easy targets..


 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Don't raise your voice to me asshole, and try to intimidate me with your internet hard-man persona...I am not impressed at all with bullshit.

:bs801:
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I have just begun fucking with you fools.
this is day 2 of my holly war..
you guys woke the beast, your gunna love me..
I am coming for each and every one of you!!!
dadebbil
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


:1015 BSC:
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Jesus didn't have long hair. Fail.
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:1015 BSC:
 Quoting: davvi


This makes me laugh...........bad language but it still makes me laugh.

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Honestly why care what someone believes? If OP is not a fan of god so be it.
 Quoting: YaRight


I bring humility to the wicked.

It's kinda my hobby as a rogue messenger.

I'm also responsible for making examples of the willfully stupid, so they may act as warning markers to others who might accidentally choose to be willfully stupid.

I'm about to light OP up like a fucking fireworks factory accident.

lmao
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what a load of horseshit..hahaha..everyone here knows you're just a fat guy with an ego...an everyday run of the mill retard.

lolatu
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On one hand your blasphemy bothers me, on the other hand...dangit thats kinda funny
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how are your alien hybrid babies doing champ?


:splooshzz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Very well thanks...what you think God didn't make aliens too? LOL
 Quoting: BRIEF


Last time i checked your people called them 'demons' lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


My people? Contactees?
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're a christian aren't ya?
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Honestly why care what someone believes? If OP is not a fan of god so be it.
 Quoting: YaRight


I bring humility to the wicked.

It's kinda my hobby as a rogue messenger.

I'm also responsible for making examples of the willfully stupid, so they may act as warning markers to others who might accidentally choose to be willfully stupid.

I'm about to light OP up like a fucking fireworks factory accident.

lmao
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


what a load of horseshit..hahaha..everyone here knows you're just a fat guy with an ego...an everyday run of the mill retard.

lolatu
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:theaustroll:
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I have just begun fucking with you fools.
this is day 2 of my holly war..
you guys woke the beast, your gunna love me..
I am coming for each and every one of you!!!
:dadebbil:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


popcorn
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Isaiah 53 written 700 years before the birth of Christ.

1 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the LORD revealed ? 2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. 3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised , and we esteemed him not. 4 Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken , smitten of God, and afflicted . 5 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed . 6 All we like sheep have gone astray ; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. 7 He was oppressed , and he was afflicted , yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb , so he openeth not his mouth. 8 He was taken from prison and from judgment: and who shall declare his generation? for he was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of my people was he stricken. 9 And he made his grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his death; because he had done no violence, neither was any deceit in his mouth. 10 Yet it pleased the LORD to bruise him; he hath put him to grief : when thou shalt make his soul an offering for sin, he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the pleasure of the LORD shall prosper in his hand. 11 He shall see of the travail of his soul, and shall be satisfied : by his knowledge shall my righteous servant justify many; for he shall bear their iniquities. 12 Therefore will I divide him a portion with the great, and he shall divide the spoil with the strong; because he hath poured out his soul unto death: and he was numbered with the transgressors ; and he bare the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors .

Micah 5:2 But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from everlasting.
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Anyone who calls The Son of God an asshole has a serious problem. He needs to repent right away, or I pity him.
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Is he your Mexican neighbor?
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AND HE WOULD FORGIVE YOU AND BLESS YOU, THATS JESUS MY FREIND





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