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Your Jesus is an Asshole!!

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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


OP is a fag, and God hates fags.
 Quoting: BRIEF


It would certainly fit with the rest of his psych profile.

He's angry at God because his uncle ass-raped him and turned him into a queer.

Makes more sense than any of his arguments in favor of atheism...
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


sick minded religitard

DEVIL BE GONE!!!!
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OP, I don't know who you are or how old you are...but you strike me as being fairly young.

Things are becoming more difficult on this planet that we are all on...we have all experienced trials in our lives...even you.

Times are about to become extremely difficult and perilous...

When you are fearing for your life or the life of a loved one, please repent and call upon the name of the Lord to help you.

Remember my words.
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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11/12/2013 04:49 PM
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See told you so..


 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence



And your next "hilarious joke" will be about the Prophet Mohammad? (Pork be upon him.)

Christians are such easy targets, you make yourself seem so small by attacking them...

suemuzzz
 Quoting: davvi


I attack all religions, they are equally easy targets..


 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Don't raise your voice to me asshole, and try to intimidate me with your internet hard-man persona...I am not impressed at all with bullshit.

:bs801:
 Quoting: davvi


i am so scared shaking even..

shittoface
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
OP, I don't know who you are or how old you are...but you strike me as being fairly young.

Things are becoming more difficult on this planet that we are all on...we have all experienced trials in our lives...even you.

Times are about to become extremely difficult and perilous...

When you are fearing for your life or the life of a loved one, please repent and call upon the name of the Lord to help you.

Remember my words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34104390


+10000!

Great post! 100% Truth!

hf
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11/12/2013 04:51 PM
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Oops, looks like mom came home early, and found OP passed out on her keyboard, surrounded by empty wine cooler bottles.

OP is busted.

:You Fucking Fail:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


:stan agree:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


look at fatty^ agreeing with his own post.

1rof1
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Can I ask a sincere question? Why do you hate God OP?
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


I asked him an even more sincere question which he refused to answer.

I asked him if, according to completely rational and objective criteria, I was superior to him in every way, and there is no theological moral reason to act otherwise, why shouldn't I kill him and his entire sub-standard family in the name of eugenic improvement of the species. Or frankly, just in the name of sheer Darwinian correctness?

He has no answer, because he's not a thinker. He's an angry little kid with no intellect and a huge emotional problem, just like 99% of all atheists.
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


he probably didn't answer because it is a question you have loaded on your behalf. you are supposing that all moral people are christian. i was taught as a christian we do not judge these matters you are superseding your master and you are ill equipped for the job. that is why many people say who died and made you god?
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OP, I don't know who you are or how old you are...but you strike me as being fairly young.

Things are becoming more difficult on this planet that we are all on...we have all experienced trials in our lives...even you.

Times are about to become extremely difficult and perilous...

When you are fearing for your life or the life of a loved one, please repent and call upon the name of the Lord to help you.

Remember my words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34104390


AMEN to that !
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11/12/2013 04:53 PM
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i will look in my dog for Mary because god is imageless


5a
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


Do you have a shrine built for Mary in your Chevy Astro dash?
 Quoting: BRIEF


not exactly, but in the burguer King kitchen
with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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i will look in my dog for Mary because god is imageless


5a
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


Do you have a shrine built for Mary in your Chevy Astro dash?
 Quoting: BRIEF


not exactly, but in the burguer King kitchen
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


cruise
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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I have just begun fucking with you fools.
this is day 2 of my holly war..
you guys woke the beast, your gunna love me..
I am coming for each and every one of you!!!
dadebbil
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


popcorn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17110902


myglaz
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
OP, I don't know who you are or how old you are...but you strike me as being fairly young.

Things are becoming more difficult on this planet that we are all on...we have all experienced trials in our lives...even you.

Times are about to become extremely difficult and perilous...

When you are fearing for your life or the life of a loved one, please repent and call upon the name of the Lord to help you.

Remember my words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34104390


AMEN to that !
 Quoting: Nam Marine 49447489


Yep, so when some dude has a shotgun to my head I'll just call to Jewses to save me.

Seems legit... iamwith
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11/12/2013 04:57 PM
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I found a song for 'ya. It's about blood. You should like this.


Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.

Whatever feels good to your soul, do that.
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11/12/2013 05:02 PM
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
I bring humility to the wicked.

It's kinda my hobby as a rogue messenger.

I'm also responsible for making examples of the willfully stupid, so they may act as warning markers to others who might accidentally choose to be willfully stupid.

I'm about to light OP up like a fucking fireworks factory accident.

lmao
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

New account, same crappy attitude.
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Very well thanks...what you think God didn't make aliens too? LOL
 Quoting: BRIEF


Last time i checked your people called them 'demons' lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


My people? Contactees?
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're a christian aren't ya?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


I was raised Catholic and went to private Catholic schools, but I don't subscribe to, nor practice any religion.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Oops, looks like mom came home early, and found OP passed out on her keyboard, surrounded by empty wine cooler bottles.

OP is busted.

:You Fucking Fail:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


:stan agree:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


ohh look...fatty^ agreeing with his own post.
hahaha
Liquid_Pestilence  (OP)

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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
I bring humility to the wicked.

It's kinda my hobby as a rogue messenger.

I'm also responsible for making examples of the willfully stupid, so they may act as warning markers to others who might accidentally choose to be willfully stupid.

I'm about to light OP up like a fucking fireworks factory accident.

lmao
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

New account, same crappy attitude.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


highfiveinagreedzz
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
To the person who took the pic, OP and all the other retards blaspheming God -- Get really tight with the elites and hope they share their elixirs of life and fountains of youth. In fact, do everything in your power to stay on this earth as long as you can. I wouldn't want to be you at the moment of death. May Christ forgive you and have mercy on your soul, for you know not what you do.
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i will look in my dog for Mary because god is imageless


5a
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


Do you have a shrine built for Mary in your Chevy Astro dash?
 Quoting: BRIEF


not exactly, but in the burguer King kitchen
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


No doubt...with the little dingle berries and nappy carpeting too?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
I have just begun fucking with you fools.
this is day 2 of my holly war..
you guys woke the beast, your gunna love me..
I am coming for each and every one of you!!!
:dadebbil:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


popcorn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17110902


:myglaz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


We'll never stop praying for you!

hf
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To the person who took the pic, OP and all the other retards blaspheming God -- Get really tight with the elites and hope they share their elixirs of life and fountains of youth. In fact, do everything in your power to stay on this earth as long as you can. I wouldn't want to be you at the moment of death. May Christ forgive you and have mercy on your soul, for you know not what you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29833489


the retard is strong with this^ one.
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Oops, looks like mom came home early, and found OP passed out on her keyboard, surrounded by empty wine cooler bottles.

OP is busted.

:You Fucking Fail:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


:stan agree:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


ohh look...fatty^ agreeing with his own post.
hahaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49870600


It's sad isn't it
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Oops, looks like mom came home early, and found OP passed out on her keyboard, surrounded by empty wine cooler bottles.

OP is busted.

:You Fucking Fail:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


:stan agree:
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


ohh look...fatty^ agreeing with his own post.
hahaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49870600


It's sad isn't it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


actually it's pretty funny and pathetic all at the same time. lmao
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Last time i checked your people called them 'demons' lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


My people? Contactees?
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're a christian aren't ya?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


I was raised Catholic and went to private Catholic schools, but I don't subscribe to, nor practice any religion.
 Quoting: BRIEF


then welcome to our church, learning is free and you can do as much of it as you want..

templeoboox
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
I bring humility to the wicked.

It's kinda my hobby as a rogue messenger.

I'm also responsible for making examples of the willfully stupid, so they may act as warning markers to others who might accidentally choose to be willfully stupid.

I'm about to light OP up like a fucking fireworks factory accident.

lmao
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

New account, same crappy attitude.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Please, stop worshiping me.
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


That's what Jesus said.
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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
I bring humility to the wicked.

It's kinda my hobby as a rogue messenger.

I'm also responsible for making examples of the willfully stupid, so they may act as warning markers to others who might accidentally choose to be willfully stupid.

I'm about to light OP up like a fucking fireworks factory accident.

lmao
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

New account, same crappy attitude.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Please, stop worshiping me.
 Quoting: Rogue Messenger


...and lets all pretend you're a skinny man..
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Re: Your Jesus is an Asshole!!
OP, I don't know who you are or how old you are...but you strike me as being fairly young.

Things are becoming more difficult on this planet that we are all on...we have all experienced trials in our lives...even you.

Times are about to become extremely difficult and perilous...

When you are fearing for your life or the life of a loved one, please repent and call upon the name of the Lord to help you.

Remember my words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34104390


AMEN to that !
 Quoting: Nam Marine 49447489


Yep, so when some dude has a shotgun to my head I'll just call to Jewses to save me.

Seems legit... iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


Or you could just ask me (the dudette) with the shotgun to not shoot you in the head. That might work.
BRIEF

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My people? Contactees?
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're a christian aren't ya?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49874639


I was raised Catholic and went to private Catholic schools, but I don't subscribe to, nor practice any religion.
 Quoting: BRIEF


then welcome to our church, learning is free and you can do as much of it as you want..

templeoboox
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I love the study of all things created by God, which pretty much rules out nothing...

Atheism is a good starting place to begin learning about God and his creation, just like Liberalism is the natural beginning point for young people with little knowledge and wisdom...Life is a wonderful teacher if you use your God given talents and intellect.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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To the person who took the pic, OP and all the other retards blaspheming God -- Get really tight with the elites and hope they share their elixirs of life and fountains of youth. In fact, do everything in your power to stay on this earth as long as you can. I wouldn't want to be you at the moment of death. May Christ forgive you and have mercy on your soul, for you know not what you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29833489


mentalzz
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
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Not me, I'm not wearing pants...as usual
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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