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Your Jesus is an Asshole!!

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ahh its you, mrs evolution tard..

 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


The church of Jesus Christ, can never be broken. So shove that up your dogs asshole and shave it.

cruise
 Quoting: Brightstarz


that's very christian of you 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49877872


I guess you never read the verse about scorning scoffers before. What would you know about Christianity? You would actually have to be a christian to have any say on it.

:adams:
 Quoting: Brightstarz


and I guess you never read the verse..'judge others lest you be judged'?

that's the problem with you bibletards, you are all fucking hypocrites.
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To some, He is an "asshole".
To others, He is not.
Choose wisely.
Things are about to get bumpy.
just sayin'.
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rolleyes could you be anymore vague?
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To some, I'm vague.
To some, I'm not.
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To some, He is an "asshole".
To others, He is not.
Choose wisely.
Things are about to get bumpy.
just sayin'.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


rolleyes could you be anymore vague?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49877872


To some, I'm vague.
To some, I'm not.
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in other words you just pull it out your arse as you go along.
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Yikes. Everyone's got their grumpy pants on in here.
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Not me, I'm not wearing pants...as usual
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Like to show off your legs, hmm?
 Quoting: AnonymousGirl


Nah, i just like to let my junk hang instead of being all squished and restricted...
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The church of Jesus Christ, can never be broken. So shove that up your dogs asshole and shave it.

cruise
 Quoting: Brightstarz


that's very christian of you 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49877872


I guess you never read the verse about scorning scoffers before. What would you know about Christianity? You would actually have to be a christian to have any say on it.

:adams:
 Quoting: Brightstarz


and I guess you never read the verse..'judge others lest you be judged'?

that's the problem with you bibletards, you are all fucking hypocrites.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40521549


You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
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I had a great laugh.
The god of my understanding probably did too.
I don't like people who are afraid of some god. If god is offended I'm sure he can handle it. In the mean time I will do the best I can with who I am and what I am. I am a human being. I have free will. I try to do right. I don't believe god exists in any book. I believe in an ever changing world.
So I'm going to find the humor in life.
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that's very christian of you 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49877872


I guess you never read the verse about scorning scoffers before. What would you know about Christianity? You would actually have to be a christian to have any say on it.

:adams:
 Quoting: Brightstarz


and I guess you never read the verse..'judge others lest you be judged'?

that's the problem with you bibletards, you are all fucking hypocrites.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40521549


You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz




hey YOU'RE the one who put it out there...don't crack the shits with me now cuz I called you out on your bullshit.
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You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.

betterpersionzz
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To some, He is an "asshole".
To others, He is not.
Choose wisely.
Things are about to get bumpy.
just sayin'.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


rolleyes could you be anymore vague?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49877872


To some, I'm vague.
To some, I'm not.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


in other words you just pull it out your arse as you go along.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40521549


Some are drunk.
Some are not drunk.
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betterpersionzz
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


What if your behavior depends on your beliefs?
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:cathorse:
 Quoting: Brightstarz


your horse is gay,

mine has special powers

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You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.

:betterpersionzz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


nah.. she/he is not a kid but a weak minded fool..you bibletards don't even realize what a joke you really are.
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rolleyes could you be anymore vague?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49877872


To some, I'm vague.
To some, I'm not.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


in other words you just pull it out your arse as you go along.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40521549


Some are drunk.
Some are not drunk.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


some have brains
some sit on their brains rolleyes
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I had a great laugh.
The god of my understanding probably did too.
I don't like people who are afraid of some god. If god is offended I'm sure he can handle it. In the mean time I will do the best I can with who I am and what I am. I am a human being. I have free will. I try to do right. I don't believe god exists in any book. I believe in an ever changing world.
So I'm going to find the humor in life.
 Quoting: Dirtyboy


You going to find the humor in a dogs bum? Well what about a dogs bum that has your future wedding ring attached to it. Is that funny for your wife?

That's a twisted sense of humor and not a virtue.

Don't be tolerant of things you are not suppose to be tolerant of.
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I had a great laugh.
The god of my understanding probably did too.
I don't like people who are afraid of some god. If god is offended I'm sure he can handle it. In the mean time I will do the best I can with who I am and what I am. I am a human being. I have free will. I try to do right. I don't believe god exists in any book. I believe in an ever changing world.
So I'm going to find the humor in life.
 Quoting: Dirtyboy


absolutzzz
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I had a great laugh.
The god of my understanding probably did too.
I don't like people who are afraid of some god. If god is offended I'm sure he can handle it. In the mean time I will do the best I can with who I am and what I am. I am a human being. I have free will. I try to do right. I don't believe god exists in any book. I believe in an ever changing world.
So I'm going to find the humor in life.
 Quoting: Dirtyboy


You going to find the humor in a dogs bum? Well what about a dogs bum that has your future wedding ring attached to it. Is that funny for your wife?

That's a twisted sense of humor and not a virtue.

Don't be tolerant of things you are not suppose to be tolerant of.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


putin

why don't you bugger off before you bore us all to death.
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To some, I'm vague.
To some, I'm not.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


in other words you just pull it out your arse as you go along.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40521549


Some are drunk.
Some are not drunk.
 Quoting: meroj 47042715


some have brains
some sit on their brains rolleyes
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warm.
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You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz

ohhdamn
seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.

betterpersionzz
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


nah.. she/he is not a kid but a weak minded fool..you bibletards don't even realize what a joke you really are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49879018


like seriously.. some mentally ill person or a child wrote that. I am not even laughing anymore. What a sad sad thing to read.

tearzzz
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You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'm not the one posting a picture of a dogs bum in an attempt to defile something sacred. I don't think you have the ultimate say on maturity here.
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See told you so..

jesusass
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Nah, that guy's wearing glasses.
 Quoting: K.Kool


Yeah and i think they are sunglasses


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with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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I had a great laugh.
The god of my understanding probably did too.
I don't like people who are afraid of some god. If god is offended I'm sure he can handle it. In the mean time I will do the best I can with who I am and what I am. I am a human being. I have free will. I try to do right. I don't believe god exists in any book. I believe in an ever changing world.
So I'm going to find the humor in life.
 Quoting: Dirtyboy


You going to find the humor in a dogs bum? Well what about a dogs bum that has your future wedding ring attached to it. Is that funny for your wife?

That's a twisted sense of humor and not a virtue.

Don't be tolerant of things you are not suppose to be tolerant of.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


go away little girl, you have some homework to do and have to be up early for school tomorrow. night night, dont let the bed bugs bite...

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like seriously.. some mentally ill person or a child wrote that. I am not even laughing anymore. What a sad sad thing to read.

:tearzzz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


awww, you don't like it when the butt of the joke is on you. Litrally.

roflpopcorn
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You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'm not the one posting a picture of a dogs bum in an attempt to defile something sacred. I don't think you have the ultimate say on maturity here.
 Quoting: Brightstarz




ohh and you're so fucking mature.
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like seriously.. some mentally ill person or a child wrote that. I am not even laughing anymore. What a sad sad thing to read.

:tearzzz:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


awww, you don't like it when the butt of the joke is on you. Litrally.

roflpopcorn
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i'm not laughing at the op..i'm laughing WITH him..
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You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'm not the one posting a picture of a dogs bum in an attempt to defile something sacred. I don't think you have the ultimate say on maturity here.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


you didnt answer my question. how old are you?
are you under 18 because i wont bother you again if you are.. Its not my gig to make little girls cry.

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See told you so..

jesusass
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


mmmmm...Maybe he was talking about this:

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
with tears streaming down my face.

You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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See told you so..

:jesusass:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


mmmmm...Maybe he was talking about this:

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
 Quoting: ilegal Alien


lmao
nice.
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You are the one judging me, implying I'm not christian enough. And yet you call Christians hypocritical, just cause I made fun of the op who wanted jesus on his dogs butt suddenly I am not good enough for you, even though you are worse because you don't even subscribe to Christianity. What a load of doggy doo that comes out of your mouth.

If you stepped poo I'm going to say hey you got dog crap on your shoe, and that's being nice about it. Remember, you are the one that stepped in it. So don't blame me when I tell you about the smell.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


seriously now, are you 10 years old or something?
because if you are i will stop picking on you.
I assumed we were all adults here but that shit you just wrote came out of the brain of a small child..

If your some dumb kid i wont reply to you again.. just tell the truth.
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


I'm not the one posting a picture of a dogs bum in an attempt to defile something sacred. I don't think you have the ultimate say on maturity here.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


you didnt answer my question. how old are you?
are you under 18 because i wont bother you again if you are.. Its not my gig to make little girls cry.

:chompchomp:
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


Can I ask you a question. Why are you posting a picture of a dogs bum with Jesus on it.

If you have a disability I won't pick on you either....





GLP