Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Hanukah and Happy Perihellion.

Happy thanksgiving to my American brothers and sisters. Canadians like to give you a hard time and you return it in kind. I may dislike your politics and foregihn policies; however, I am thankful we share the worlds longest unprotecteda border with you.

For you ISON tards happy perihellion. Cook your turkey early before the EMP wipes out the power at perihellion (4 PM PST).