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Warning to those you like ALMONDS

 
MisterHouston
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OMG!

Got on GLP this morning and opened a canister of Kirkland 2.5# roasted almonds.

I just realized that I have ate nearly half of the canister!

There will be good movement tomorrow!
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did you check them for radiation?
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did you check them for radiation?
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No, but I ain't glowing yet.
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did you check them for radiation?
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No, but I ain't glowing yet.
 Quoting: MisterHouston


yes you are
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did you check them for radiation?
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No, but I ain't glowing yet.
 Quoting: MisterHouston


yes you are
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lmao
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No other comments?

Come-on-now, there have been a lot more other stupid threads posted!
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I have the same problem with pistachios. can't stop!!
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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I have the same problem with pistachios. can't stop!!
 Quoting: eekers


Yep, had those earlier this week...but they were already shelled.

Pistachios are suppose to be good for men, you know!
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Pistachios. Yum.

I love me some almonds, too, but had to swear them off after learning that they're all irradiated in the US, even in raw form.

R.I.P., almonds.
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I have the same problem with pistachios. can't stop!!
 Quoting: eekers


Yep, had those earlier this week...but they were already shelled.

Pistachios are suppose to be good for men, you know!
 Quoting: MisterHouston


aww :( shelling them is the best part!!
and now that I learned that using the shell of an eaten pistachio is the best way to crack those nearly impossible to open ones with the tiny cracks, I'm unstoppable

unstoppabletrex
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Pistachios. Yum.

I love me some almonds, too, but had to swear them off after learning that they're all irradiated in the US, even in raw form.

R.I.P., almonds.
 Quoting: Fret Wiz


Oh well, if that don't get you; something else will.

Just live and enjoy while you can!
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No other comments?

Come-on-now, there have been a lot more other stupid threads posted!
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you shall not eat less than 1.25 pounds and no more than 2.5 pounds of food per day.

I am Jesus.
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I have the same problem with pistachios. can't stop!!
 Quoting: eekers


Yep, had those earlier this week...but they were already shelled.

Pistachios are suppose to be good for men, you know!
 Quoting: MisterHouston


aww :( shelling them is the best part!!
and now that I learned that using the shell of an eaten pistachio is the best way to crack those nearly impossible to open ones with the tiny cracks, I'm unstoppable

unstoppabletrex
 Quoting: eekers


Problem is I get them all over the place; on the keyboard, on my clothes and etc. Wife told me to stop cracking them and buy them shelled, after showing me a pile of shells on the floor near my computer.
Texans are arrogant Texans; but you would be too if you were correct all the damn time!
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No other comments?

Come-on-now, there have been a lot more other stupid threads posted!
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you shall not eat less than 1.25 pounds and no more than 2.5 pounds of food per day.

I am Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7155419


oops, thank God I can ask for forgiveness!
Texans are arrogant Texans; but you would be too if you were correct all the damn time!
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No other comments?

Come-on-now, there have been a lot more other stupid threads posted!
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you shall not eat less than 1.25 pounds and no more than 2.5 pounds of food per day.

I am Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7155419


oops, thank God I can ask for forgiveness!
 Quoting: MisterHouston


you are forgiven!!

but remember this. and remember to eat like this for 6 days, and on the seventh day you must rest and not eat.
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No other comments?

Come-on-now, there have been a lot more other stupid threads posted!
 Quoting: MisterHouston


you shall not eat less than 1.25 pounds and no more than 2.5 pounds of food per day.

I am Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7155419


oops, thank God I can ask for forgiveness!
 Quoting: MisterHouston


you are forgiven!!

but remember this. and remember to eat like this for 6 days, and on the seventh day you must rest and not eat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7155419


Will do, and thank you!
Texans are arrogant Texans; but you would be too if you were correct all the damn time!
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I have the same problem with pistachios. can't stop!!
 Quoting: eekers


Yep, had those earlier this week...but they were already shelled.

Pistachios are suppose to be good for men, you know!
 Quoting: MisterHouston


aww :( shelling them is the best part!!
and now that I learned that using the shell of an eaten pistachio is the best way to crack those nearly impossible to open ones with the tiny cracks, I'm unstoppable

unstoppabletrex
 Quoting: eekers


Problem is I get them all over the place; on the keyboard, on my clothes and etc. Wife told me to stop cracking them and buy them shelled, after showing me a pile of shells on the floor near my computer.
 Quoting: MisterHouston


ahh yes, they can be messy.
but delicious! I made a baklava last week using pistachios, it was easier than I thought.
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Who gave me that one star!

I forgive you.
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did you check them for radiation?
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No, but I ain't glowing yet.
 Quoting: MisterHouston


You like Russian Roulette do ya?
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Who gave me that one star!

I forgive you.
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gave u 5* here, i forgive him too! haha!
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Yep, had those earlier this week...but they were already shelled.

Pistachios are suppose to be good for men, you know!
 Quoting: MisterHouston


aww :( shelling them is the best part!!
and now that I learned that using the shell of an eaten pistachio is the best way to crack those nearly impossible to open ones with the tiny cracks, I'm unstoppable

unstoppabletrex
 Quoting: eekers


Problem is I get them all over the place; on the keyboard, on my clothes and etc. Wife told me to stop cracking them and buy them shelled, after showing me a pile of shells on the floor near my computer.
 Quoting: MisterHouston


ahh yes, they can be messy.
but delicious! I made a baklava last week using pistachios, it was easier than I thought.
 Quoting: eekers


I'm just a simple Texan....so I had to google to see what baklava is.

I grabbed a screen shot of the recipe and will pass it on to my excellent wife/cook.

Thanks.
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Who gave me that one star!

I forgive you.
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gave u 5* here, i forgive him too! haha!
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Thanks.

GLP can be a tough audience sometimes.
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This thread is Nucking Futs.

5*, OP
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Who gave me that one star!

I forgive you.
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gave u 5* here, i forgive him too! haha!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7155419


Thanks.

GLP can be a tough audience sometimes.
 Quoting: MisterHouston


i know... putin
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did you check them for radiation?
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No, but I ain't glowing yet.
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You like Russian Roulette do ya?
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


No, Texan Roulette! ;)
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This thread is Nucking Futs.

5*, OP
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1rof1 .....vocabulary on GLP is amusing.
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The new protocols require all raw almonds sold in North America to be pasteurized, thereby killing off any wayward bacteria. How? By quick-steaming the nuts, or spraying them with propylene oxide (PPO), a chemical so nasty that it was banned by both the National Hot Rod and American Motorcycle Racing Associations, where it had been used as a fuel before being deemed too dangerous. PPO is also a carcinogen. For these and other reasons, most countries, including the EU, ban imported nuts treated with PPO. (The ABC is actively working to change that.)


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I like hazelnuts in the shell but last time I tried to buy them, I put them back after realizing I had too little for too much money!
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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your almonds need to be raw, or sun dried.
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The new protocols require all raw almonds sold in North America to be pasteurized, thereby killing off any wayward bacteria. How? By quick-steaming the nuts, or spraying them with propylene oxide (PPO), a chemical so nasty that it was banned by both the National Hot Rod and American Motorcycle Racing Associations, where it had been used as a fuel before being deemed too dangerous. PPO is also a carcinogen. For these and other reasons, most countries, including the EU, ban imported nuts treated with PPO. (The ABC is actively working to change that.)


[link to www.localharvest.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51281656


Thanks for the info.

Still going to eat'em though.

Funny, I was in shock this morning about how many almonds I ate; posted it for fun and look at all the information and knowledge I have picked up about almonds!
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