Breaking Christmas DOOOOM.....SANTA FOUND DEAD..HOG-TIED IN RUSSIA.....how are we gonna tell the kids?

I guess I wont be receiving my weapons grade pluuutonium for x-mas now........fucking satan.

That's what he get's for selling Meth....I knew he was going down the wrong path....My heart bleeds for poor Mrs Clause

It all went down hill after he was forced to acknowledge that he was registered sex offender

:santa1:

Not to mention that little stunt he pulled in Afghanistan...

I KNOW RIGHT...OF ALL PEOPLE Who would of guessed Santa would Target the handicapped Children

Yep....Should of seen the writing on the wall 3 yrs ago after this photo.....He got in alot of shit that night....Bum fucking a elf in a strip club.....AHHHHHhh fuck it all good things come to a end sooner or later...He had a good run....




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I guess the only thing left for him now is to run for president

ZOMBIE CLAUSE!!!!!!


"@NewsBreaker: HO, HO, ROBBERY!: Santa suit-wearing man robs bank, leaves bag in Port Orange, Florida — bank evacuated [link to t.co] @MyNews13

:DUNDUNDUN:

Found unconscious behind his car?

:SantaIsComing:

Their is nothing funnier than a drunken piece of shit Santa clause

The scary part is he was probably looking for his car to drive home.
Bashing his head in was a much better ending.

Now he's killing cops
"@NewsBreaker: JUST IN: Tupelo, Miss., policeman dies in shoot-out after bank robbery; 2nd policeman critical [link to t.co] - @BreakingNews

Nooooo

Parents,looking for a way out...here's your chance.

"@MarketWatch: Santa shot in D.C.; Grinch takes over gift-giving [link to t.co]

Fucking guy just can't catch a break