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Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!

 
green_girl

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Keep her awaaaay from the doctors!

NO ULTRASOUNDS

NO PRENATALS

NO HOSPITAL DELIVERY

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME LOOK UP WHAT THEY DO TO PREGNANT WOMEN!

DID YOU KNOW THAT GIVING BIRTH ON YOUR BACK LOCKS YOUR MUSCLES?

THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE BREACH BABIES!

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ignore this person OP - take your damn gf to a dr for the sake of her life and the baby's. If not regularly, at least once or twice to ensure the baby is developing and positioning well.
breach babies do not come from laying down during labour. Babies turn before then.
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LoL! What a ^^ coward^^.

I never once took my wife to a doctor and we have the best health insurance money can buy. Having a baby is NOT an emergency. We had our three kids right at home in a kiddie swimming pool. My wife hired a doola or whatever she was.
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I am a coward??? FOr suggesting at least one check up to make sure all is well? Pu - fucking-lease!
Congrats to you for not going for medical attention, you want a freaking medal? You were stupid and got lucky that all went well. Not everyone has such luck.
I almost died twice due to pregnancies. I am not so flippant about it any more.
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ignore this person OP - take your damn gf to a dr for the sake of her life and the baby's. If not regularly, at least once or twice to ensure the baby is developing and positioning well.
breach babies do not come from laying down during labour. Babies turn before then.
 Quoting: green_girl


LoL! What a ^^ coward^^.

I never once took my wife to a doctor and we have the best health insurance money can buy. Having a baby is NOT an emergency. We had our three kids right at home in a kiddie swimming pool. My wife hired a doola or whatever she was.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32520773


I am a coward??? FOr suggesting at least one check up to make sure all is well? Pu - fucking-lease!
Congrats to you for not going for medical attention, you want a freaking medal? You were stupid and got lucky that all went well. Not everyone has such luck.
I almost died twice due to pregnancies. I am not so flippant about it any more.
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Reptilian shills shouldn't procreate.Its dangerous to the to the host shill. Guess you didn't realize that "GreenGirl" I mean ffs you can see the scales in your avatar.
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Glad my brushes with death during the traumatic deaths of two of my babies can bring you some laughs.
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12/28/2013 12:56 PM
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If you think you will get good parenting advice from the troop of dimwitted baboons that is GLP, well, this kid is already fucked.
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lmao
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12/28/2013 01:02 PM
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find your local WIC office (Women, Infants, Children) but send her in solo the first time. First impressions go a long way around there - it's not cold of you to keep the car warm while she barters for attention in there and if the stamp lady doesn't like her story it'll won't win you any favors.

MOST DESPERATE = MOST ATTENTION, MOST OF THE TIME

I narrowly dodged that bullet a few times myself and I know how you feel about the pro-choice issue, too. I was adamantly pro-choice until we thought we'd gotten pregnant - good luck, bro...
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12/28/2013 01:09 PM

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Wrap it up if you don't want to have kids OP.
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12/28/2013 01:14 PM
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Charlie, this may be the thing that changes your life for the better. try looking at it as a gift not a problem. I have had wildass friends that had kids and totally changed their lives
 Quoting: Founders Fan


I agree, this is a 'gift'. The best kind of gifts are a surprise, that turn out to be someone you love more intensely than any other,
Congratulations! cheers

This is really good news. It is just that adjustment period that you are going through right now.
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I am a coward??? FOr suggesting at least one check up to make sure all is well? Pu - fucking-lease!
Congrats to you for not going for medical attention, you want a freaking medal? You were stupid and got lucky that all went well. Not everyone has such luck.
I almost died twice due to pregnancies. I am not so flippant about it any more.
 Quoting: green_girl


Reptilian shills shouldn't procreate.Its dangerous to the to the host shill. Guess you didn't realize that "GreenGirl" I mean ffs you can see the scales in your avatar.
 Quoting: I flush strait U


Glad my brushes with death during the traumatic deaths of two of my babies can bring you some laughs.
 Quoting: green_girl


Your handlers should have explained the risks to you.
 Quoting: I flush strait U


seriously you are sick. People poke fun at me all the time over the shill thing, and i get it - it gets you some laughs, so who cares. Doesnt make it true, but i get it. But to make fun of me for losing my babies and almost dying is going too far. There is nothing funny about it. They were sad, traumatic experiences that broke my heart into many pieces.
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12/28/2013 01:52 PM
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If you think you will get good parenting advice from the troop of dimwitted baboons that is GLP, well, this kid is already fucked.
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12/28/2013 02:16 PM
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Moran if you stuck to Masturbating like I told you, you wouldn't have this problem now, would you?

You can auction off the name rights to a GLP Moran?

Sell the exclusive rights of Moranification to a GLP'r?

Check and make sure it's not a Negro before you get any more involved with it?
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12/28/2013 05:41 PM
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First: Call Maury Povich
Second : Call Judge Judy
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My son said 3rd call: Dr. Phil...lol
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chuckle
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12/28/2013 05:57 PM
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I wish you all the best, OP. Ignore people in this thread who will never be in your situation. I'm not for abortion (who is, really?), but you should continue asking for help. But at the same time, you need to work hard, very hard. I think your future child deserves it...

If your gf is not pregnant... then, congratulations and use two forms of birth control next time
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12/28/2013 05:59 PM
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DNA Test
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12/28/2013 06:04 PM
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Get a job!!!!!!!
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In the process, final interview is Jan 4th
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Hey Charlie - I was just thinking about you the other day. I'm sorry times are hard but will be hoping for you to land that job! It's scary for lots of people when pregnancy hits. But I've never known anyone who wasn't completely happy about it after the baby is born. Things will work out, you are a good man.

Right now you need an upgrade boost ;)

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Re: Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!
So obviously this wasn't planned and is not coming at a great time. Have fallen in hard times and was in the process of trying to start building my life back up. This is going to be a severe bump in the road.

It's not confirmed yet, we are going to take a test tomorrow but she is pretty late and both of us have a feeling she is. How it happened is a moot point so please don't ask. Neither of us like the idea of abortion and I can't help but feel that it would destroy our relationship.

What I need help with is some ideas on where to start looking for assistance. What kinds of assistance are available. Any and all ideas are welcome.

I don't ask for a lot from my GLP family, and most who know me will know I often offer advice when I was more active. I had my computer break a few months back and have pretty much just stuck to lurking around on my phone.

For reference to assistance available we live in lake county Illinois.

I have to go somewhere pretty soon here so I might not be here right away to answer any follow ups. Will be back and bumping this later. I really need help here guys, don't even know where to start looking.

Also taking green karma so I can get a member upgrade to use the email features.

Thank you GLP!
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uhhh NO pregnancy is 'planned' you tard...." OH YEAH PUT A FETUS IN ME" lol
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12/28/2013 06:34 PM
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So obviously this wasn't planned and is not coming at a great time. Have fallen in hard times and was in the process of trying to start building my life back up. This is going to be a severe bump in the road.

It's not confirmed yet, we are going to take a test tomorrow but she is pretty late and both of us have a feeling she is. How it happened is a moot point so please don't ask. Neither of us like the idea of abortion and I can't help but feel that it would destroy our relationship.

What I need help with is some ideas on where to start looking for assistance. What kinds of assistance are available. Any and all ideas are welcome.

I don't ask for a lot from my GLP family, and most who know me will know I often offer advice when I was more active. I had my computer break a few months back and have pretty much just stuck to lurking around on my phone.

For reference to assistance available we live in lake county Illinois.

I have to go somewhere pretty soon here so I might not be here right away to answer any follow ups. Will be back and bumping this later. I really need help here guys, don't even know where to start looking.

Also taking green karma so I can get a member upgrade to use the email features.

Thank you GLP!
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy
Every pharmacy has the Plan b contraceptive - ie for after the fact
CharlieMurphy  (OP)

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12/28/2013 08:21 PM
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Test had a very faint line, we are going to hold onto the other test to take first thing in the morning. Looking online though it seems to be she is pregnant.
Fuck Yea!
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12/28/2013 08:51 PM
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stay with her and be a good dad please.
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Men don't usually leave, the fucking stupid whore bag moms push them away and the legal system sides with them!
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Re: Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!
So obviously this wasn't planned and is not coming at a great time. Have fallen in hard times and was in the process of trying to start building my life back up. This is going to be a severe bump in the road.

It's not confirmed yet, we are going to take a test tomorrow but she is pretty late and both of us have a feeling she is. How it happened is a moot point so please don't ask. Neither of us like the idea of abortion and I can't help but feel that it would destroy our relationship.

What I need help with is some ideas on where to start looking for assistance. What kinds of assistance are available. Any and all ideas are welcome.

I don't ask for a lot from my GLP family, and most who know me will know I often offer advice when I was more active. I had my computer break a few months back and have pretty much just stuck to lurking around on my phone.

For reference to assistance available we live in lake county Illinois.

I have to go somewhere pretty soon here so I might not be here right away to answer any follow ups. Will be back and bumping this later. I really need help here guys, don't even know where to start looking.

Also taking green karma so I can get a member upgrade to use the email features.

Thank you GLP!
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy

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So obviously this wasn't planned and is not coming at a great time. Have fallen in hard times and was in the process of trying to start building my life back up. This is going to be a severe bump in the road.

It's not confirmed yet, we are going to take a test tomorrow but she is pretty late and both of us have a feeling she is. How it happened is a moot point so please don't ask. Neither of us like the idea of abortion and I can't help but feel that it would destroy our relationship.

What I need help with is some ideas on where to start looking for assistance. What kinds of assistance are available. Any and all ideas are welcome.

I don't ask for a lot from my GLP family, and most who know me will know I often offer advice when I was more active. I had my computer break a few months back and have pretty much just stuck to lurking around on my phone.

For reference to assistance available we live in lake county Illinois.

I have to go somewhere pretty soon here so I might not be here right away to answer any follow ups. Will be back and bumping this later. I really need help here guys, don't even know where to start looking.

Also taking green karma so I can get a member upgrade to use the email features.

Thank you GLP!
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Assistance for what?
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12/28/2013 09:26 PM
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First of all let me say...GOOD SHOT!

This will probably be the best thing that ever happened to the two of you.

You will have to be 10 steps ahead of the game. You will have to be a bigger and better man than you are now.

Get any kind of assistance that's available. But realize that it's YOUR assistance that will be needed from now on!
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I forgot to mention, if all pregnencies were planned, the human race would have died out long ago.

It is never convenient to have a child! But it's worth it!!!
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How it happened is a moot point so please don't ask.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Well, I think that part's pretty clear lol.

Good luck OP. Could wind up being a good thing.
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I was going to say the same, think it's been confirmed for most how babies are conceived. Though op, would you consider adoption as an option?
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A baby is God's idea that life should go on-anonymous
CharlieMurphy  (OP)

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12/29/2013 12:23 PM
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How it happened is a moot point so please don't ask.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Well, I think that part's pretty clear lol.

Good luck OP. Could wind up being a good thing.
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I was going to say the same, think it's been confirmed for most how babies are conceived. Though op, would you consider adoption as an option?
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No, I want to have kids with her, this is just advancing the time table a bit.
Fuck Yea!
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I have a friend that got married and two years later found out she was pregnant. She was 42 at the time. She already had a teenager and husband had an older teenager. She was in shock at the revelation.

As it turned out, this baby has been the biggest blessing to EVERYONE, and he is now a year old.
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CharlieMurphy  (OP)

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Confirmed today, going to look through all the suggestions again now.
Fuck Yea!
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Confirmed today, going to look through all the suggestions again now.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


It's official, you're going to be a father!

Congratulations, I'm sure once you see the kid you will feel very good.
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OP, aren't you rather putting the cart before the horse? First the marriage and then, the children. If you're planning on staying single just so you two can rip off the tax-payers with more welfare brats, shame on you and all your bloodline.
CharlieMurphy  (OP)

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Confirmed today, going to look through all the suggestions again now.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


It's official, you're going to be a father!

Congratulations, I'm sure once you see the kid you will feel very good.
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Thanks Astral!
Fuck Yea!
CharlieMurphy  (OP)

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OP, aren't you rather putting the cart before the horse? First the marriage and then, the children. If you're planning on staying single just so you two can rip off the tax-payers with more welfare brats, shame on you and all your bloodline.
 Quoting: Sweetshrub


Wow this shit is getting annoying.

I said in here I plan on marriage, I wanted to have kids with her it's just coming a little before we are ready.

So now I have to work a little harder and get a little help from the fucking system that I have paid into for all my working life.

Try Fucking reading the thread before you post.
Fuck Yea!





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