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Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!

 
Tampa Heather

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01/05/2014 11:14 AM
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Re: Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!
Interview went great, got the job and the woman made it sound like she may even offer me something better, if not right away then soon down the road.

Heather, thanks for the tip, I'll make sure to give her plenty of rub downs ;)
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Your welcome and I am very, very happy for you and your budding family :)

Take care my friend...

Btw...make sure she ingests some of the organic virgin coconut oil, it breaks the blood brain barrier and helps to eliminate heavy metal toxins out of your brain...it's very good for your health...
What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger...
CharlieMurphy  (OP)

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01/05/2014 02:21 PM
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Re: Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!
a note about stretchmarks:

i'm not sure if it is genetic or how it goes (my mother still blames me for hers to this day, but i did not get any myself during my own pregnancy?) but a nice exfoliant can't hurt..
gently sugar scrubbing with a nourishing oil every day..

or even more gentle is lactic acid.. so, milk baths, yogurt masks..

i hope your partner feels very beautiful through the stages of her pregnancy and thereafter :)

hf
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That's some advice I'm looking for too, want to keep her looking beautiful.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Really? Keeping her looking beautiful is a priority? WTF happens if she doesn't?
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Then she resents me for getting her pregnant and giving her huge stretch marks.
Fuck Yea!
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01/10/2014 06:14 PM
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Re: Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!
a note about stretchmarks:

i'm not sure if it is genetic or how it goes (my mother still blames me for hers to this day, but i did not get any myself during my own pregnancy?) but a nice exfoliant can't hurt..
gently sugar scrubbing with a nourishing oil every day..

or even more gentle is lactic acid.. so, milk baths, yogurt masks..

i hope your partner feels very beautiful through the stages of her pregnancy and thereafter :)

hf
 Quoting: gardenvariety


That's some advice I'm looking for too, want to keep her looking beautiful.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Really? Keeping her looking beautiful is a priority? WTF happens if she doesn't?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15366249


Then she resents me for getting her pregnant and giving her huge stretch marks.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


;P
i definitely recommend Moogoo or products with milk protein. they increase elasticity by so much and that's what she's gonna need.. plus the gentle, nourishing scrubbing :) she might not resent you if you lovingly do it for her hehe

i was just thinking about you this morning.. wondering how your lady is going!
i might not be the best person to give advice about morning sickness because i had a really uneventful pregnancy however when i was feeling *off* i craved watermelon and lemon juice.. something about it cured the feeling..
i wonder if sweetened lemon juice and mineral water would do the same thing..
she'll likely be due to go through so many uncharacteristic changes soon.
i remember one night burying my head in the pillow and maniacally spraying lemon essential oil in the air while my partner stunk up the house cooking some meat dish.. it was horrible lol
the best thing you can do is be understanding and groveling (haha just joking) ~ even if you can't necessarily always accommodate.

hope everything is going swimmingly for you guys!! hf
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What is it about people that they can't keep their pants zipped until they are married and can provide a chance at providing a stable home?

Worked for me. Kept it zipped until married.

I have seen SO much misery because men would not keep it zipped .

Another friends kid going through it now. Another kid and parents on assistance.
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What is it about people that they can't keep their pants zipped until they are married and can provide a chance at providing a stable home?

Worked for me. Kept it zipped until married.

I have seen SO much misery because men would not keep it zipped .

Another friends kid going through it now. Another kid and parents on assistance.
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marriage in itself doesn't provide a stable home.
OP has done nothing but attest to his commitment to his partner and his new family.

i believe you are talking about something entirely different to marriage in the conventional sense of the word.

hf
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hope everything is going swimmingly for you guys!! hf
 Quoting: gardenvariety


I wish it were, things have been a little stressful around here. I am trying to stay positive and supportive though. I can see the future being better, but she is having trouble seeing it.

On the plus side I have started my new job, but she is a little upset about not being able to see me as much.

She got her Medicaid card which will be a big help.

Not proud of having to do it this way, but have to make do however we can. Shit has been stressful...
Fuck Yea!
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hope everything is going swimmingly for you guys!! hf
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I wish it were, things have been a little stressful around here. I am trying to stay positive and supportive though. I can see the future being better, but she is having trouble seeing it.

On the plus side I have started my new job, but she is a little upset about not being able to see me as much.

She got her Medicaid card which will be a big help.

Not proud of having to do it this way, but have to make do however we can. Shit has been stressful...
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


!!!!!

congratulations on getting hired!! give it your all and keep your eye out for the good stuff around the corner (it's always there).

there's some cool books i'd recommend to her for passing some time if you can get your hands on them!!
find some stuff about Buddhism for mothers..
and all the *French parenting* ones like 'French kids don't throw food'
it's all for advocating a "chillaxed" approach ;)

if she hangs out online, mothering.com is always buzzing.

wishing you two lovebirds all of the very best!!
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If you think you will get good parenting advice from the troop of dimwitted baboons that is GLP, well, this kid is already fucked.
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Re: Hey GLP family, need some help. Girlfriend might be pregnant. UPDATE: confirmed!
a note about stretchmarks:

i'm not sure if it is genetic or how it goes (my mother still blames me for hers to this day, but i did not get any myself during my own pregnancy?) but a nice exfoliant can't hurt..
gently sugar scrubbing with a nourishing oil every day..

or even more gentle is lactic acid.. so, milk baths, yogurt masks..

i hope your partner feels very beautiful through the stages of her pregnancy and thereafter :)

hf
 Quoting: gardenvariety


That's some advice I'm looking for too, want to keep her looking beautiful.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Really? Keeping her looking beautiful is a priority? WTF happens if she doesn't?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15366249


Then she resents me for getting her pregnant and giving her huge stretch marks.
 Quoting: CharlieMurphy


Naw. Tell her to use "Mother's Friend" which is actually full of olive oil. Great for an expanding stomach.
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