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Right-wing biblical illiterates would be shocked by Jesus’ teachings …if they ever picked up a Bible

 
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Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly defended the Republican Party’s spending cuts for SNAP by effectively declaring Jesus would not support food stamps for the poor because most them are drug addicts. If his insensitive remark is inconsistent with Scripture, which it is, then the question becomes why do talking heads on the right get away with proclaiming what Jesus would or wouldn’t support?

The answer is simple: Conservatives have not read the Bible.

The Right has successfully rebranded the brown-skinned liberal Jew, who gave away free healthcare and was pro-redistributing wealth, into a white-skinned, trickledown, union-busting conservative, for the very fact that an overwhelming number of Americans are astonishingly illiterate when it comes to understanding the Bible. On hot-button social issues, from same-sex marriage to abortion, biblical passages are invoked without any real understanding of the context or true meaning. It’s surprising how little Christians know of what is still the most popular book to ever grace the American continent.

More than 95 percent of U.S. households own at least one copy of the Bible. So how much do Americans know of the book that one-third of the country believes to be literally true? Apparently, very little, according to data from the Barna Research group. Surveys show that 60 percent can’t name more than five of the Ten Commandments; 12 percent of adults think Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife; and nearly 50 percent of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were a married couple. A Gallup poll shows 50 percent of Americans can’t name the first book of the Bible, while roughly 82 percent believe “God helps those who help themselves” is a biblical verse.

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I love how I got two one-stars in less time than it takes to read one paragraph of the article.

Knee-jerk reactions tell a lot.

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I love how I got two one-stars in less time than it takes to read one paragraph of the article.

Knee-jerk reactions tell a lot.
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I love how I got two one-stars in less time than it takes to read one paragraph of the article.

Knee-jerk reactions tell a lot.
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Re: Right-wing biblical illiterates would be shocked by Jesus’ teachings …if they ever picked up a Bible
Well when all you do is start a trolling thread, why should you be surprised.

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Does this surprise you, OP?
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Well when all you do is start a trolling thread, why should you be surprised.

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Didn't catch that that second comment was a bit of a troll, did you?
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Does this surprise you, OP?
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No. Not really.
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Re: Right-wing biblical illiterates would be shocked by Jesus’ teachings …if they ever picked up a Bible
Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly defended the Republican Party’s spending cuts for SNAP by effectively declaring Jesus would not support food stamps for the poor because most them are drug addicts. If his insensitive remark is inconsistent with Scripture, which it is, then the question becomes why do talking heads on the right get away with proclaiming what Jesus would or wouldn’t support?

The answer is simple: Conservatives have not read the Bible.

The Right has successfully rebranded the brown-skinned liberal Jew, who gave away free healthcare and was pro-redistributing wealth, into a white-skinned, trickledown, union-busting conservative, for the very fact that an overwhelming number of Americans are astonishingly illiterate when it comes to understanding the Bible. On hot-button social issues, from same-sex marriage to abortion, biblical passages are invoked without any real understanding of the context or true meaning. It’s surprising how little Christians know of what is still the most popular book to ever grace the American continent.

More than 95 percent of U.S. households own at least one copy of the Bible. So how much do Americans know of the book that one-third of the country believes to be literally true? Apparently, very little, according to data from the Barna Research group. Surveys show that 60 percent can’t name more than five of the Ten Commandments; 12 percent of adults think Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife; and nearly 50 percent of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were a married couple. A Gallup poll shows 50 percent of Americans can’t name the first book of the Bible, while roughly 82 percent believe “God helps those who help themselves” is a biblical verse.

[link to www.rawstory.com]
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I known there is an all-out push by the progressive left right now to rebrand Christian doctrine into some kind of God-sanctioned Marxism, starting with Pope Francis on down but it is complete......

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From reading the article, it would seem that the article's author is just as Biblically illiterate as the targets of his hit piece.
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Re: Right-wing biblical illiterates would be shocked by Jesus’ teachings …if they ever picked up a Bible
Brown skin?

Revelation 1:14



14 His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire;

Fail.

And liberal? Don't make me laugh.
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Brown skin?

Revelation 1:14



14 His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire;

Fail.

And liberal? Don't make me laugh.
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Hey, now...isn't Revelation supposed to be Yet To Come?

Jesus can look however he wants when he comes down on a cloud of power and glory.

However, before he got nailed onto some wood...he was a middle-eastern Jew.

That one's pretty easy.
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Brown skin?

Revelation 1:14



14 His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire;

Fail.

And liberal? Don't make me laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44704842


Hey, now...isn't Revelation supposed to be Yet To Come?

Jesus can look however he wants when he comes down on a cloud of power and glory.

However, before he got nailed onto some wood...he was a middle-eastern Jew.

That one's pretty easy.
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lol weak argument. If he was brown-skinned, wouldn't it be an insult to brown-skinned people if he came back with white skin? lol fail.
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Jesus was a liberal?
I can see YOU'VE never read the Bible.

I can take the democrat platform, put it next to the
New Testament, and guarantee you that MOST democrats
are going to be cast into the Lake of Fire.
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Jesus was a liberal?
I can see YOU'VE never read the Bible.

I can take the democrat platform, put it next to the
New Testament, and guarantee you that MOST democrats
are going to be cast into the Lake of Fire.
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you're all proving my point.
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Jesus was a liberal?
I can see YOU'VE never read the Bible.

I can take the democrat platform, put it next to the
New Testament, and guarantee you that MOST democrats
are going to be cast into the Lake of Fire.
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you're all proving my point.
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You've given us an article written from the viewpoint of someone who believes that Jesus was "a liberal brown-skinned Jew."

"2 Thessalonians is a fraud"

"none of the authors met Jesus"

" that Jesus' sentiments closely the social and economics policies of the political left"

Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?

An article written about Republicans spouting false interpretations by an author doing........ the same.
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Jesus was a liberal?
I can see YOU'VE never read the Bible.

I can take the democrat platform, put it next to the
New Testament, and guarantee you that MOST democrats
are going to be cast into the Lake of Fire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52177296


you're all proving my point.
 Quoting: hideous_persona


You've given us an article written from the viewpoint of someone who believes that Jesus was "a liberal brown-skinned Jew."

"2 Thessalonians is a fraud"

"none of the authors met Jesus"

" that Jesus' sentiments closely the social and economics policies of the political left"

Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?

An article written about Republicans spouting false interpretations by an author doing........ the same.
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again. proving my point.

nothing you've quoted from the article is False. In fact, you claiming it as false simply, again, proves my point that you are biblically illiterate.
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Jesus was a liberal?
I can see YOU'VE never read the Bible.

I can take the democrat platform, put it next to the
New Testament, and guarantee you that MOST democrats
are going to be cast into the Lake of Fire.
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you're all proving my point.
 Quoting: hideous_persona


You've given us an article written from the viewpoint of someone who believes that Jesus was "a liberal brown-skinned Jew."

"2 Thessalonians is a fraud"

"none of the authors met Jesus"

" that Jesus' sentiments closely the social and economics policies of the political left"

Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?

An article written about Republicans spouting false interpretations by an author doing........ the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52168137


again. proving my point.

nothing you've quoted from the article is False. In fact, you claiming it as false simply, again, proves my point that you are biblically illiterate.
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Please share with us your personal credentials of Biblical literacy, as I see you on the losing side of the argument.
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Re: Right-wing biblical illiterates would be shocked by Jesus’ teachings …if they ever picked up a Bible
This article is a joke, it is misleading (not all Biblical scholars think Thess. is a forgery, in fact, a decided minority holds this opinion) and the portrayal of Yahushua as "a meek, liberal Jew" goes against the Gospel accounts, which were probably written by the Apostles.
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Brown skin?

Revelation 1:14



14 His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire;

Fail.

And liberal? Don't make me laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44704842


Hey, now...isn't Revelation supposed to be Yet To Come?

Jesus can look however he wants when he comes down on a cloud of power and glory.

However, before he got nailed onto some wood...he was a middle-eastern Jew.

That one's pretty easy.
 Quoting: hideous_persona


lol weak argument. If he was brown-skinned, wouldn't it be an insult to brown-skinned people if he came back with white skin? lol fail.
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You're assuming that I take the passage you've quoted to be literal.
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Trolling thread...

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To make matters worse, the popular conception of "science" (including the Big Bang, dark matter, black holes, et al) is completely tainted and incorrect

The Big Bang was theorized by a Catholic priest -- they control both sides of the equation
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Re: Right-wing biblical illiterates would be shocked by Jesus’ teachings …if they ever picked up a Bible
Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly defended the Republican Party’s spending cuts for SNAP by effectively declaring Jesus would not support food stamps for the poor because most them are drug addicts. If his insensitive remark is inconsistent with Scripture, which it is, then the question becomes why do talking heads on the right get away with proclaiming what Jesus would or wouldn’t support?

The answer is simple: Conservatives have not read the Bible.

The Right has successfully rebranded the brown-skinned liberal Jew, who gave away free healthcare and was pro-redistributing wealth, into a white-skinned, trickledown, union-busting conservative, for the very fact that an overwhelming number of Americans are astonishingly illiterate when it comes to understanding the Bible. On hot-button social issues, from same-sex marriage to abortion, biblical passages are invoked without any real understanding of the context or true meaning. It’s surprising how little Christians know of what is still the most popular book to ever grace the American continent.

More than 95 percent of U.S. households own at least one copy of the Bible. So how much do Americans know of the book that one-third of the country believes to be literally true? Apparently, very little, according to data from the Barna Research group. Surveys show that 60 percent can’t name more than five of the Ten Commandments; 12 percent of adults think Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife; and nearly 50 percent of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were a married couple. A Gallup poll shows 50 percent of Americans can’t name the first book of the Bible, while roughly 82 percent believe “God helps those who help themselves” is a biblical verse.

[link to www.rawstory.com]
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Nothing but regurgitation of the same divide and conquer hate driven agendas on behalf of OP and Bill OReilley. A true example of Moral Bankruptcy.
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From reading the article, it would seem that the article's author is just as Biblically illiterate as the targets of his hit piece.
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Nah libtard OP, we conservatives just know that Jesus actually healed successfully, and modern Healthcare and Medicine is just a great money making machine that hasn't cured a single disease in 60 years.

Jesus was able to feed multitudes with a few loaves of bread and fish, the Great Society projects have actually put minorities deeper into poverty, drastically higher rates of violent crime, STDs, and out of wedlock teen pregnancy, baby blending abortions etc., All part of the great cycle of poverty.





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