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Woman allegedly uses gun in sex act after alien dispute

A New Mexico woman has been charged with aggravated assault after allegedly pulling a gun out of her private parts and pointing it at her boyfriend following a dispute about aliens
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Is that eskimo dog also dead now ? Bashed it.
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Is that eskimo dog also dead now ? Bashed it.
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What?
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Not me, I have no vagina.
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Is that eskimo dog also dead now ? Bashed it.
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What?
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Doesn't seem very wise to keep a gun in there, unless abortion is the desired result.
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Doesn't seem very wise to keep a gun in there, unless abortion is the desired result.
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Maybe the hammer tickled her G spot...
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I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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01/09/2014 03:27 PM
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I don't know, but I bet she needs some vaginal tightening cream after that...
Le Poète est semblable au prince des nuées / qui hante la tempête et se rit de l'archer; / exilé sur le sol au milieu des huées, / ses ailes de géant l'empêchent de marcher.
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Haha, I think she doesn't want the gun to blow in her pussy.

So, do I read this correct. They had a dispute about aliens, and..... then... she... takes the gun out of her vagina. Right?

Which GLP'r is this?
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I don't know, but I bet she needs some vaginal tightening cream after that...
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lmao!

I though of her when I read that too.
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She had a purse just like a vagina, right?
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I don't know, but I bet she needs some vaginal tightening cream after that...
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It was Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife.
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I don't know, but I bet she needs some vaginal tightening cream after that...
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Nah, I watched and helped deliver three 8 lb babies...and that thang went right back into shape...no little pistol is going to be an issue.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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I confess...
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I confess...
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Eww, what the heck are you doing girl?
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I confess...
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Eww, what the heck are you doing girl?
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Ummm...killing a thread?
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Haha, I think she doesn't want the gun to blow in her pussy.

So, do I read this correct. They had a dispute about aliens, and..... then... she... takes the gun out of her vagina. Right?

Which GLP'r is this?
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The one that had a gun nestled away inside her vagina...
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My vagina holds many secrets...Where do you think we keep all of our "doom" preps?
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Luckily she didn't have any aliens in her vagina ... but after sticking a grimey gun in her fanny, that might well become an issue in the foreseeable future.
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I wonder if that gun will ever get rid of the fish smell ? sorry, I couldn't stop myself.
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I don't know, but I bet she needs some vaginal tightening cream after that...
 Quoting: Focalbatross


Nah, I watched and helped deliver three 8 lb babies...and that thang went right back into shape...no little pistol is going to be an issue.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I bet you could stick a desert eagle in that gaping hole and still have room for plenty of ammo.
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I wonder if that gun will ever get rid of the fish smell ? sorry, I couldn't stop myself.
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My vagina holds many secrets...Where do you think we keep all of our "doom" preps?
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Girl you need a purse...
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It can only be TTown, just sayin
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My vagina holds many secrets...Where do you think we keep all of our "doom" preps?
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Girl you need a purse...
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It can only be TTown, just sayin
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It can only be TTown, just sayin
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It can only be TTown, just sayin
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I don't know, but I bet she needs some vaginal tightening cream after that...
 Quoting: Focalbatross


Nah, I watched and helped deliver three 8 lb babies...and that thang went right back into shape...no little pistol is going to be an issue.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I bet you could stick a desert eagle in that gaping hole and still have room for plenty of ammo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52711319


All 8 inches of it, glad to have another fan.
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I don't know, but I bet she needs some vaginal tightening cream after that...
 Quoting: Focalbatross


Nah, I watched and helped deliver three 8 lb babies...and that thang went right back into shape...no little pistol is going to be an issue.
 Quoting: BRIEF


I bet you could stick a desert eagle in that gaping hole and still have room for plenty of ammo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52711319


All 8 inches of it, glad to have another fan.
 Quoting: BRIEF


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