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Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53132510 United States 01/19/2014 09:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... "I get 18 miles per queef." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35251712 United States 01/19/2014 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim? |
nah™
User ID: 39685812 United States 01/19/2014 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... I wonder how much they charged her for that? IDK, maybe she prepaid. When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8325416 United Kingdom 01/19/2014 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712 yep she's aiming to be the world's first suicide petrol bomber |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams
User ID: 38137469 United States 01/19/2014 09:27 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... I get 18 miles per queef.
Quoting: BioReaper LMAO good one "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
seer
User ID: 1529717 United States 01/19/2014 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
She was just topping it off
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5762552 Obviously the poor woman can't afford a spare gas can. Quoting: BioReaper hahaha |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53132510 United States 01/19/2014 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... I get 18 miles per queef.
Quoting: BioReaper LMAO good one Quoting: eekers Now the gas pump will owe child support... |
Brussel Sprout
User ID: 53060892 Belgium 01/19/2014 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712 yep she's aiming to be the world's first suicide petrol bomber Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8325416 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46723385 United States 01/19/2014 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... Just rinsing out the ole snatch with the only thing strong enough to fight the funk
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51767944 Lmfao! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53141562 South Africa 01/19/2014 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... That's rape! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5762552 United States 01/19/2014 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... This will be the best thread today lol |
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eekers
Dreamer of Dreams
User ID: 38137469 United States 01/19/2014 09:40 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... I get 18 miles per queef.
Quoting: BioReaper LMAO good one Quoting: eekers Now the gas pump will owe child support... Quoting: BioReaper "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams
User ID: 38137469 United States 01/19/2014 09:41 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... "I get 18 miles per queef."
Quoting: BioReaper "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47197966 United States 01/19/2014 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50788502 United States 01/19/2014 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... for all the times I said, I've seen it all....I have now truly seen it all! |
Watching the world
(OP)
User ID: 45041716 United States 01/19/2014 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... Thanks for the laughs!! So funny. Ignorance is bliss until reality bites you in the ass.
I take care of the dead...always. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15393201 United States 01/19/2014 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
Quoting: Mr. Lurker You forgot the "white" one humping the door then. |
Brussel Sprout
User ID: 53060892 Belgium 01/19/2014 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
Quoting: Mr. Lurker You forgot the "white" one humping the door then. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15393201 Link ? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53141277 Germany 01/19/2014 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712 Her trousers. And no, she is definitely not muslim. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53132510 United States 01/19/2014 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... "I get 18 miles per queef."
Quoting: BioReaper :tommissile: Quoting: eekers Now that is what I call fuel injection! :cruisewin: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1466471 Canada 01/19/2014 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... the gasoline smell will be an improvement
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51694535 smells like...victory. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 428255 Bulgaria 01/19/2014 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
Quoting: Mr. Lurker You forgot the "white" one humping the door then. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15393201 Link ? Quoting: Brussel Sprout |
Brussel Sprout
User ID: 53060892 Belgium 01/19/2014 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
Quoting: Mr. Lurker You forgot the "white" one humping the door then. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15393201 Link ? Quoting: Brussel Sprout Quoting: Anonymous Coward 428255 Hahahaha! Thank you! I feel so normal! |
Watching the world
(OP)
User ID: 45041716 United States 01/19/2014 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712 Her trousers. And no, she is definitely not muslim. Quoting: Al-Iskander Al-Albani "Pants on your head, pants on your head, what cha gonna do wit your pants on your head." Ignorance is bliss until reality bites you in the ass.
I take care of the dead...always. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35410860 United States 01/19/2014 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... I don't think she tried to...she DID! She OWNED that! |
Panhead
User ID: 19505600 United States 01/19/2014 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... Crazy is calling THAT a lady.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 816205 but Moochelle is? "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the American Government take care of him;
better take a closer look at the American Indian."
Henry Ford
"Disappointment is Anger for wimps"
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eekers
Dreamer of Dreams
User ID: 38137469 United States 01/19/2014 10:13 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... "I get 18 miles per queef."
Quoting: BioReaper Quoting: eekers Now that is what I call fuel injection! :cruisewin: Quoting: BioReaper "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams
User ID: 38137469 United States 01/19/2014 10:14 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... ...
You forgot the "white" one humping the door then.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15393201 Link ? Quoting: Brussel Sprout Quoting: Anonymous Coward 428255 Hahahaha! Thank you! I feel so normal! Quoting: Brussel Sprout LOL!!! I remember that video hahahaha *humps furniture* "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53132510 United States 01/19/2014 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... I like how she turns around after a few seconds.
"Yeah watch me reverse cowgirl this bitch!" |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams
User ID: 38137469 United States 01/19/2014 10:15 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump... I like how she turns around after a few seconds.
"Yeah watch me reverse cowgirl this bitch!"
Quoting: BioReaper LOL I'm surprised she didn't try to deep throat the pump. "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
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