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Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...

 
Anonymous Coward
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"I get 18 miles per queef."
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
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01/19/2014 09:25 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I wonder how much they charged her for that? IDK, maybe she prepaid.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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01/19/2014 09:26 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712


yep

she's aiming to be the world's first suicide petrol bomber
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I get 18 miles per queef.
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LMAO good one
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
She was just topping it off
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Obviously the poor woman can't afford a spare gas can.
 Quoting: BioReaper


hahaha
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01/19/2014 09:28 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I get 18 miles per queef.
 Quoting: BioReaper


LMAO good one
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Now the gas pump will owe child support...
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01/19/2014 09:30 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712


yep

she's aiming to be the world's first suicide petrol bomber
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8325416


rofl
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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01/19/2014 09:35 AM
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Just rinsing out the ole snatch with the only thing strong enough to fight the funk
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Lmfao!
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01/19/2014 09:35 AM
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That's rape!
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This will be the best thread today lol
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I get 18 miles per queef.
 Quoting: BioReaper


LMAO good one
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Now the gas pump will owe child support...
 Quoting: BioReaper



chuckle

hohono
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
"I get 18 miles per queef."
 Quoting: BioReaper


tommissile
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goaway
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for all the times I said, I've seen it all....I have now truly seen it all!
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
Thanks for the laughs!!

So funny.

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
 Quoting: Mr. Lurker


You forgot the "white" one humping the door then.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
 Quoting: Mr. Lurker


You forgot the "white" one humping the door then.
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Link ?

lmao
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01/19/2014 09:46 AM
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What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712


Her trousers.
And no, she is definitely not muslim.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
"I get 18 miles per queef."
 Quoting: BioReaper


:tommissile:
 Quoting: eekers


Now that is what I call fuel injection!

:cruisewin:
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01/19/2014 09:51 AM
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the gasoline smell will be an improvement
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51694535


smells like...victory.
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
 Quoting: Mr. Lurker


You forgot the "white" one humping the door then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15393201


Link ?

lmao
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout



5a
Brussel Sprout

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
It was a BLACK, are you all surprised?
 Quoting: Mr. Lurker


You forgot the "white" one humping the door then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15393201


Link ?

lmao
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout



5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 428255



Hahahaha! Thank you!

I feel so normal!

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
What is that thing on her head? Is she muslim?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35251712


Her trousers.
And no, she is definitely not muslim.
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01/19/2014 10:10 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I don't think she tried to...she DID!

She OWNED that!

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01/19/2014 10:12 AM
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
Crazy is calling THAT a lady.
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but Moochelle is?
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
"I get 18 miles per queef."
 Quoting: BioReaper


tommissile
 Quoting: eekers


Now that is what I call fuel injection!

:cruisewin:
 Quoting: BioReaper


cruisinalong
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You forgot the "white" one humping the door then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15393201


Link ?

lmao
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout



5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 428255



Hahahaha! Thank you!

I feel so normal!

lovethispost
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


LOL!!! I remember that video hahahaha

*humps furniture*
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I like how she turns around after a few seconds.

"Yeah watch me reverse cowgirl this bitch!"
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01/19/2014 10:15 AM

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Re: Crazy lady tries to have sex with a gas pump...
I like how she turns around after a few seconds.

"Yeah watch me reverse cowgirl this bitch!"
 Quoting: BioReaper


LOL I'm surprised she didn't try to deep throat the pump.
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