So to begin to break out of the matrix all I have to do is read 60,000 books; give or take?

Hmmmmmm......

Do you have the one titled "Esoteric Knowledge for Dummies".

I would think that after reading 60,000 different versions of reality that I would be certifiable.

I just want one; the one book to end all books.

The intergalactic bestseller that explains anything and everything in 5th grade language.

Just kidding, OP (or am I?)

Thanks for your efforts