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Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen

 
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Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
The mega-church, lead by Joel and Victoria Osteen, did not indicate how the safe was accessed but warned church goers Monday night to keep an eye on their financial accounts.

"We were heartbroken to learn today that funds were stolen from the church over the weekend,” the note to church members read. “This includes cash, checks and envelopes containing written credit card information, and it is limited only to those funds contributed in the church services on Saturday, March 8 and Sunday, March 9, 2014.”

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inside job
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inside job
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The article never mentions the amount, but I'd wager my mortgage on the fact that Joel makes more than that in 30 minutes on any given Sunday.
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I hate those industrial churches...the cops block off the roads to let them out...we've been late to a movie because of those assholes.
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Is it possible a large portion of Gangstalkers come from there and some of them are worried they went to far with criminal conduct, and decided it was time to cash-out, hit the road, and find a new gang? Maybe who ever took the money will just leave the country but remain in a network of terror?
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inside job...i agree.
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inside job...i agree.
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Motives for inside job?
a) tacos
b) fleeing a gang
c) moving to Ukraine
d) none of the above
e) all of the above

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"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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I hate those industrial churches...the cops block off the roads to let them out...we've been late to a movie because of those assholes.
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Mega-churches are Satanic.
They lead the true follower from the shining path.
They are full of people trying to buy their way into Heaven.

I suspect the pastors stole the money themselves at the bidding of their true satanic master.
Probably to fund their pedophile ring or to buy drugs.

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I hate those industrial churches...the cops block off the roads to let them out...we've been late to a movie because of those assholes.
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I wonder how much those churches spend on police details.
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I hate those industrial churches...the cops block off the roads to let them out...we've been late to a movie because of those assholes.
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inside job...i agree.
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Motives for inside job?
a) tacos
b) fleeing a gang
c) moving to Ukraine
d) none of the above
e) all of the above

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Good.
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inside job...i agree.
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Motives for inside job?
a) tacos
b) fleeing a gang
c) moving to Ukraine
d) none of the above
e) all of the above

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Victoria needed a spa day.
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f)Golden calf.

g)Buy more boys for their pedophile ring.

hf
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Even the deceived will stop giving because no matter what people think..they don't like their money stolen. This will have a huge impact on this church.
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thieves stealing from frauds.
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I hate those industrial churches...the cops block off the roads to let them out...we've been late to a movie because of those assholes.
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Those churches have messages that are a mile wide and a half inch deep. They are there because the community wants a McChurch. Ironically, Willow Creek started out in a movie theatre.
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Even the deceived will stop giving because no matter what people think..they don't like their money stolen. This will have a huge impact on this church.
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This.
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Re: Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
It says something to the effect of Florida being a Human Trafficking Hub, on Pam Bodni's website.


It seems some religious groups participate in aspects of such nature. It seems some groups buy and sell babies. It also seems some control, operate black market industries providing Protection with Conceal and Cover, Complicity and Cover-up, Color of Law, Public Corruption, Unholy Alliance, Graft, Corruption, Cronyism, and the like. They seem to be able to do this by Block Busting Politics, Real Estate, infrastructure, and so-on.
The concern is what are they working towards? What are their bigger plans? Consider the drug lord house raided in Mexico recently had 22 billion in cash alone. Are they buying rocket-ships or are they buying rockets? Maybe both, maybe not.

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"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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thieves stealing from frauds.
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lol
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Ok…doesn't anyone see the connection between this theft and missing malaysian airliner? This is it folks…get your can openers & flashlights ready.
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Ok…doesn't anyone see the connection between this theft and missing malaysian airliner? This is it folks…get your can openers & flashlights ready.
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Nope,
Pretty sure Brighter's comments may be extremely close, not a 100% but possibly close, and somebody wanted to flee the scene because they feel the white-hats are closing in.

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"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Re: Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
Mega-churches are Satanic.
They lead the true follower from the shining path.
They are full of people trying to buy their way into Heaven.

I suspect the pastors stole the money themselves at the bidding of their true satanic master.
Probably to fund their pedophile ring or to buy drugs.

Idol1
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The False'Prosperity' Gospel

Jeremiah 50:6
My people hath been lost sheep: their shepherds have caused them to go astray, they have turned them away on the mountains: they have gone from mountain to hill, they have forgotten their resting place.

Ezekiel 34:2
Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD unto the shepherds; Woe be to the shepherds of Israel that do feed themselves! should not the shepherds feed the flocks?

Ezekiel 34:7
Therefore, ye shepherds, hear the word of the LORD;

Ezekiel 34:8
As I live, saith the Lord GOD, surely because my flock became a prey, and my flock became meat to every beast of the field, because there was no shepherd, neither did my shepherds search for my flock, but the shepherds fed themselves, and fed not my flock; Ezekiel 34:9
Therefore, O ye shepherds, hear the word of the LORD;

Ezekiel 34:10
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my flock at their hand, and cause them to cease from feeding the flock; neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from their mouth, that they may not be meat for them.

Amos 1:2
And he said, The LORD will roar from Zion, and utter his voice from Jerusalem; and the habitations of the shepherds shall mourn, and the top of Carmel shall wither.
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Re: Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
Mega-churches are Satanic.
They lead the true follower from the shining path.
They are full of people trying to buy their way into Heaven.

I suspect the pastors stole the money themselves at the bidding of their true satanic master.
Probably to fund their pedophile ring or to buy drugs.

Idol1
 Quoting: Brighter




The False'Prosperity' Gospel

Jeremiah 50:6
My people hath been lost sheep: their shepherds have caused them to go astray, they have turned them away on the mountains: they have gone from mountain to hill, they have forgotten their resting place.

Ezekiel 34:2
Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD unto the shepherds; Woe be to the shepherds of Israel that do feed themselves! should not the shepherds feed the flocks?

Ezekiel 34:7
Therefore, ye shepherds, hear the word of the LORD;

Ezekiel 34:8
As I live, saith the Lord GOD, surely because my flock became a prey, and my flock became meat to every beast of the field, because there was no shepherd, neither did my shepherds search for my flock, but the shepherds fed themselves, and fed not my flock; Ezekiel 34:9
Therefore, O ye shepherds, hear the word of the LORD;

Ezekiel 34:10
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my flock at their hand, and cause them to cease from feeding the flock; neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from their mouth, that they may not be meat for them.

Amos 1:2
And he said, The LORD will roar from Zion, and utter his voice from Jerusalem; and the habitations of the shepherds shall mourn, and the top of Carmel shall wither.
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Amen.

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Re: Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
Mega-churches are Satanic.
They lead the true follower from the shining path.
They are full of people trying to buy their way into Heaven.

I suspect the pastors stole the money themselves at the bidding of their true satanic master.
Probably to fund their pedophile ring or to buy drugs.

Idol1
 Quoting: Brighter


9teen I agree with you.
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Re: Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
Mega-churches are Satanic.
They lead the true follower from the shining path.
They are full of people trying to buy their way into Heaven.

I suspect the pastors stole the money themselves at the bidding of their true satanic master.
Probably to fund their pedophile ring or to buy drugs.

Idol1
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9teen I agree with you.
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Hello sister!

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Re: Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
Mega-churches are Satanic.
They lead the true follower from the shining path.
They are full of people trying to buy their way into Heaven.

I suspect the pastors stole the money themselves at the bidding of their true satanic master.
Probably to fund their pedophile ring or to buy drugs.

Idol1
 Quoting: Brighter




The False'Prosperity' Gospel

Jeremiah 50:6
My people hath been lost sheep: their shepherds have caused them to go astray, they have turned them away on the mountains: they have gone from mountain to hill, they have forgotten their resting place.

Ezekiel 34:2
Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD unto the shepherds; Woe be to the shepherds of Israel that do feed themselves! should not the shepherds feed the flocks?

Ezekiel 34:7
Therefore, ye shepherds, hear the word of the LORD;

Ezekiel 34:8
As I live, saith the Lord GOD, surely because my flock became a prey, and my flock became meat to every beast of the field, because there was no shepherd, neither did my shepherds search for my flock, but the shepherds fed themselves, and fed not my flock; Ezekiel 34:9
Therefore, O ye shepherds, hear the word of the LORD;

Ezekiel 34:10
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my flock at their hand, and cause them to cease from feeding the flock; neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from their mouth, that they may not be meat for them.

Amos 1:2
And he said, The LORD will roar from Zion, and utter his voice from Jerusalem; and the habitations of the shepherds shall mourn, and the top of Carmel shall wither.
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WOW. You assume from the above "scripture" that pastors and churches are being referred to.

Read the above with a different paradigm lens..........that of "God" being a creator of humankind, and the "shepherds" being life forms that were instructed to care for and nurture humankind, but instead have corrupted them and fed off them ........"Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my flock at their hand, and cause them to cease from feeding the flock; neither shall the shepherds feed themselves any more; for I will deliver my flock from their mouth, that they may not be meat for them]."

The Matrix comes to mind.
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Re: Lakewood Church says cash, checks stolen from safe!!! Joel Osteen
Mega-churches are Satanic.
They lead the true follower from the shining path.
They are full of people trying to buy their way into Heaven.

I suspect the pastors stole the money themselves at the bidding of their true satanic master.
Probably to fund their pedophile ring or to buy drugs.

Idol1
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:9teen: I agree with you.
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Listen to the Johnny Todd tapes on the beginning of the Mega- Churches. Twenty years ago, I did not want to believe it, now it is hard to deny.

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