I cashed a $500 check last week. The teller was confused and needed to check something with another teller.

I got my money with no questions.

I took it as the teller was new and not sure how things work, but now I wonder if she was checking what reports need to be filed.

If anyone asks me I'll tell them its my weekend Hookers & Blow money.

(I guess for $500 I would need to say my weekend Beer & Porn money - lol).