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In Love.....help

 
Lekker
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In Love.....help
Oh boy! met this amazing woman 2 months ago and all I can do is think about her. We have been out at least twice a week for the last month or so but have never kissed...loads of flirting and hugs but no kissing....how do I do I take it to the next level?
Btw have been single for the past 9yrs but I think this could be "the one".
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KISS her OP!

KISS
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03/28/2014 07:30 AM
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KISS her OP!

KISS
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03/28/2014 07:30 AM

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Three date rule, you get to fuck her now :)
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Three date rule, you get to fuck her now :)
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Stuff is a bit different in europe brief, we dont go 1-2-3 FUCK!
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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KISS her OP!

KISS
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


I have know her for 14yrs as a friend and suddenly things changed...Don't want to F up feel the first kiss should come from her.
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I never forgive and I never forget

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03/28/2014 07:32 AM
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Three date rule, you get to fuck her now :)
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lmao
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Three date rule, you get to fuck her now :)
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Stuff is a bit different in europe brief, we dont go 1-2-3 FUCK!
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We don't??

sideways
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03/28/2014 07:33 AM
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Offer to suck her toes!

smile_kiss
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BANG her
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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Three date rule, you get to fuck her now :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Stuff is a bit different in europe brief, we dont go 1-2-3 FUCK!
 Quoting: Face Palmer


We don't??

sideways
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


We do? I should get my 3rd date asap then chuckle
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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KISS her OP!

KISS
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


I have know her for 14yrs as a friend and suddenly things changed...Don't want to F up feel the first kiss should come from her.
 Quoting: Lekker


Maybe she thinks the same. Just wait for the right moment and it will be cool. You're both flirting right?
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
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does she like you back? If so, kiss her!
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Three date rule, you get to fuck her now :)
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Stuff is a bit different in europe brief, we dont go 1-2-3 FUCK!
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Your loss bro.
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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
Please hold still so I can cut your hair long
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Three date rule, you get to fuck her now :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Stuff is a bit different in europe brief, we dont go 1-2-3 FUCK!
 Quoting: Face Palmer


We don't??

sideways
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


We do? I should get my 3rd date asap then chuckle
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Maybe she's free tonight?? ohyeah
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KISS her OP!

KISS
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


I have know her for 14yrs as a friend and suddenly things changed...Don't want to F up feel the first kiss should come from her.
 Quoting: Lekker


Maybe she thinks the same. Just wait for the right moment and it will be cool. You're both flirting right?
 Quoting: Beetlejuice

Yes both big time and she never say no when I ask her out:)
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does she like you back? If so, kiss her!
 Quoting: eekers


Right. Pull on her hair a little and press your boner against her leg while doing so. It will drive her nuts.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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KISS her OP!

KISS
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


I have know her for 14yrs as a friend and suddenly things changed...Don't want to F up feel the first kiss should come from her.
 Quoting: Lekker


Maybe she thinks the same. Just wait for the right moment and it will be cool. You're both flirting right?
 Quoting: Beetlejuice

Yes both big time and she never say no when I ask her out:)
 Quoting: Lekker


LOL, you idiot tounge. Wat you're waiting for then. KISS HER. TONIGHT!
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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
 Quoting: Balloons


Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:(
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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
 Quoting: Balloons


No no no, he's still got time, third date and he'll seal the deal...after that he could risk friendship, but even then it's not forever...I've friended and then fucked chicks before, but it's a lot of work.
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does she like you back? If so, kiss her!
 Quoting: eekers


Right. Pull on her hair a little and press your boner against her leg while doing so. It will drive her nuts.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


LOL that's hot

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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
 Quoting: Balloons


Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:(
 Quoting: Lekker


Ok, so wear a rubber then...
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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
 Quoting: Balloons


Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:(
 Quoting: Lekker


pokietard
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KISS her OP!

KISS
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


Just kiss her.
Let your heart open up, let all the desire flow into that one kiss man.
Share some luv..

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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
 Quoting: Balloons


Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:(
 Quoting: Lekker


Four kids!!!!

Shes looking for another baby-daddy.

AVOID!!

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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
 Quoting: Balloons


Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:(
 Quoting: Lekker


The question from how many men arises.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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I never forgive and I never forget

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She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well
forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet
 Quoting: Balloons


Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:(
 Quoting: Lekker


pokietard
 Quoting: eekers


lmao
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 Quoting: BRIEF


banana

I remember first seeing this video in college and cracking up.
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot





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