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Beetlejuice
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Beetlejuice
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BRIEF
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Face Palmer
User ID: 1149868 Germany 03/28/2014 07:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stuff is a bit different in europe brief, we dont go 1-2-3 FUCK! "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
Lekker
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BRIEF
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Lekker
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Beetlejuice
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Mihael
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Face Palmer
User ID: 1149868 Germany 03/28/2014 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Beetlejuice We do? I should get my 3rd date asap then "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
Beetlejuice
User ID: 51809813 Netherlands 03/28/2014 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have know her for 14yrs as a friend and suddenly things changed...Don't want to F up feel the first kiss should come from her. Maybe she thinks the same. Just wait for the right moment and it will be cool. You're both flirting right? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 03/28/2014 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
BRIEF
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Balloons
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Beetlejuice
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Lekker
(OP) User ID: 55233919 South Africa 03/28/2014 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have know her for 14yrs as a friend and suddenly things changed...Don't want to F up feel the first kiss should come from her. Maybe she thinks the same. Just wait for the right moment and it will be cool. You're both flirting right? Yes both big time and she never say no when I ask her out:) 33 I LOVE CATS AND SOME PEOPLE. |
Face Palmer
User ID: 56174062 Germany 03/28/2014 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right. Pull on her hair a little and press your boner against her leg while doing so. It will drive her nuts. "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
Beetlejuice
User ID: 51809813 Netherlands 03/28/2014 07:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have know her for 14yrs as a friend and suddenly things changed...Don't want to F up feel the first kiss should come from her. Maybe she thinks the same. Just wait for the right moment and it will be cool. You're both flirting right? Yes both big time and she never say no when I ask her out:) LOL, you idiot . Wat you're waiting for then. KISS HER. TONIGHT! Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
Lekker
(OP) User ID: 55233919 South Africa 03/28/2014 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well Quoting: Balloons forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:( 33 I LOVE CATS AND SOME PEOPLE. |
BRIEF
User ID: 39607259 United States 03/28/2014 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well Quoting: Balloons forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet No no no, he's still got time, third date and he'll seal the deal...after that he could risk friendship, but even then it's not forever...I've friended and then fucked chicks before, but it's a lot of work. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 03/28/2014 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right. Pull on her hair a little and press your boner against her leg while doing so. It will drive her nuts. LOL that's hot :catboner33: "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
BRIEF
User ID: 39607259 United States 03/28/2014 07:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well Quoting: Balloons forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:( Ok, so wear a rubber then... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
eekers
Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 03/28/2014 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well Quoting: Balloons forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:( "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
A r c t u r u s
User ID: 56174936 Germany 03/28/2014 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just kiss her. Let your heart open up, let all the desire flow into that one kiss man. Share some luv.. Last Edited by A r c on 03/28/2014 07:42 AM There will come a time when you believe everything ends. This will be the beginning [Louis L'Amour] ~ A r c t u r u s |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56176468 United States 03/28/2014 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well Quoting: Balloons forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:( Four kids!!!! Shes looking for another baby-daddy. AVOID!! |
Face Palmer
User ID: 56174062 Germany 03/28/2014 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well Quoting: Balloons forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:( The question from how many men arises. "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
BRIEF
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Lekker
(OP) User ID: 55233919 South Africa 03/28/2014 07:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She will friend zone you forever, she has a look for fat wallets and expensive cars, they have to be smart asses as well Quoting: Balloons forget her she will eat you like a cracker and poop you out and flush you down the toilet Yeah I dunno the big down side is she has 4 kids:( 33 I LOVE CATS AND SOME PEOPLE. |
eekers
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