Well..All I can say is..Im lookin?

Farmersonly.com maybe.

First....lay some bait...

Some cases of water, freeze-dried food packets and a couple of guns should suffice.

Lay them in your yard, watch and wait.

If someone unattractive to you comes to pick them up....just fire a few warning shots to scare him off.

When a suitable mate claims your offerings...follow him home.

Then...dress in a revealing suit of colorful plumage and tinfoil and prance back and forth across his yard while cooing affectionately.

When he appears outside...increase your gyrations and begin presenting like a mandrill and he's yours!

Ok..after I stopped laughing..I have to say..this is fantastic idea..I think I might just do that..should I lay out beer..or what?

Find public or group activities in your area that foster those interests & there you'll encounter like-minded people.

What region are you in?

LMAO! Yes, beer and maybe a few joints as well.

No Beer....might bring our some weirdos...
=-)

gl with your future glp husband

then you put it in a hole in the basement and make sure it rubs the lotion on its skin. if it doesn't, give it the hose again.

You could join the SCA. Medieval reenactment. Not far from going back to nature and surviving the old way.

LOL. It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

Better to be alone in this place.

Im in Missouri..so that poster that posted the farmers link was correct..lol..but we arent all farmers here :)

What if i lay out a transmission..will he fix it?

i lol'd...had to

ok...what is the SCA?

*runs naked through thread*

too far away for me,
good luck :)

and you're right,
not too many people out there
like us at GLP

Well..i appreciate that you feel that way..but this is kind of how i feel...

What good is a life,
With no one to share,
The light of the moon,
The honor of a swear?

YAAAAAAAAY...where is the cams!!!! dangit!

well..you make me feel better knowing that Im not the only one...thanks for that..hugs :)

Lol, don't mind him, Maggy. He does this at least once a week.

Hi Calx!

One might...and maybe build a truck around it too!

Make your life an adventure. Set a large goal for yourself. Something that you can accomplish that will change your's and others' lives. Make friends everywhere you go, and you're bound to meet a man.

Thanks, hon..but I have to say, that's refreshing..lol

Im seeing a pattern here..hmmm..

well..i do try..but my goal is to buy an island that's for sale with 4 houses on it..kinda hard if i dont win the lottery..but im shooting for it!...

You must always have a plan. Be prepared to shift course to smoother waters if certain parts of the sea seem rough. There is plenty of adventure and booty in all directions.

arg..a pirate after me own heart..or, maybe after me treasures!

Alaska. 8 men for every female.

move to denver...you look hot and you're aware, i'd date you....i'm finding that most people aren't like us glp'ers...try being a red headed, buddhist, non statist, vegetarian, awakened... reiki master, light worker.....i haven't met a minority like me yet.