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I heard the Sheriff Died. You Hiring?

 
Thomas Westfall
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04/26/2014 09:37 AM
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I heard the Sheriff Died. You Hiring?
Some unknown shooter, killed the Sheriff last night. Its what I heard on my Radio. You guys lookin for a replacement?

Tell the Deputy, Brian, that Thomas Westfall, is looking for work.

He will know where to find me :).

Also tell him, i'd like to take his sister out on a Date, if thats Okay with him. *tips* hat.

She's one hell of a woman just looking at her. I'd like to get to know her.


They say No one has seen the face of God, but his only Son.

Well he is, his own son. Me. When I speak with my mouth about God, I speak in 3rd person (trinity) - Father Son Holy Ghost.

When I write I am speaking in 5th Person - Father, Son, Holy Ghost, Holy Spirit, WORD.

So you see, there is 5 Major Testaments. Old Testament, New Testament, Book of Mormon, Lords Right Hand, My Left Hand. Anything Left over, is just extra Reading.

6th Person, is My Right Hand, and My Purposes of trying to save every last Soul and resurrect the Dead. My 7th is my Spirit.

As you can See, I have returned from the Dead, And I am now the 8th. The Comforter.

So People, can now feel relieved, and let go off all their burdens and Fears. I have successfully Saved my Throne, which has wings, and I am Sitting on my Throne where I dwell. So now the throne Itself, will fly me up as I stay Seated.

I have came out of my throne and I am laying down on it. I have Overcame my Throne.

I am "Eating Myself Now" (bread of life). Hence Knowing all my own secrets of my Throne until I eventually Learn My Own Name.

Feeding Myself.

Give a Man a Fish, you feed him for a Day. Teach a Man to Fish, He will thank you for it, and he can feed himself.


This is the 2nd Time Ive been Here. The First Time I put the Dragon to sleep. The Second time I put the Dragons Throne To Sleep.

Now the Dragon and his Throne are both Snoring. "Saying I Got You" in their sleep. Meaning they will protect me from my enemies. I just "Rodded" both the Dragon and the Dragon's Seat. And Now we can purify them.

With the two seats, I am the Son of Man, and the Son of Man's Seat. Solomon, and Solomon's Seat.

I came to not only Serve, but to Guide people, and show people how to grow Wings themselves. By Overcoming principalities and Powers. And Becoming One, and using Earthy tools and "creating" these tools and empowering these tools to become one. That the tools only purpose. You cannot use the tools for any other reason except to become One, Like I am One.

Last Edited by ace12345 on 04/26/2014 12:25 PM
Thomas Westfall  (OP)

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04/26/2014 01:49 PM
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Re: I heard the Sheriff Died. You Hiring?
The Devil has officially been Rodded.

I am the Son of Man, and I now am God of the Devil :).

Have a Nice Day.
Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2014 01:56 PM
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I shot the sheriff...ya goob, its a song
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04/26/2014 01:57 PM
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y tommy are a real weirdo
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04/29/2014 01:48 PM
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I found him hiding inside his soul. He didn't weep like the others, but he was hard to kill. If someone asks, who is it that has cracked the Seventh Seal, let it be known that it was HeWhoKnows.
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04/29/2014 02:06 PM
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I shot the sheriff...ya goob, its a song
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41557782


Did ya shoot the Deputy ?

Or not?
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04/29/2014 02:22 PM
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Sher'aff John Brown always hay'ted me, fah what?!... I dunno!





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