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Attempt at Banning Knives coming soon!

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/27/2014 03:21 AM
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The progressives can't ban gun. so they will try to ban ammo - that failed so they will try to ban knives- then hammers etc.et. al these dildos will try it all. epic fucking fail.
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Dildos is the one thing they won't ban. They love those.
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No one needs over 4.8volts dildo,

bane assault dildos!!!1
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LOL - with all of the technology and firepower the "gubment " has at its disposal they still haven't figured how to disarm America.
They can't get the guns and they want the knives ?
That shit is fuckin funny. .....
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I read somewhere most murders are actually committed via blunt force trauma.

We've had knife hysteria in Oz for a while now.

It sounds good when pollies call for tighter restrictions, but of course all it does is criminalize the innocent.
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lmao

The sharpened object is one of the oldest tools in the world...completely impossible.
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I don't think they get it, drugs and guns are illegal to carry, yet some people still carry them here in the Uk, and many people carry knives as a given.

Why don't you fucking privately educated pedophiles ban left and right hands instead, oh that's right, you can't. Fuck off
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Did Mrcoservative mispublish some satire again?!?!?
 Quoting: Saddletramp


No, It's a ban on selfdefence!

Just like in CANADA!

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Liberal argument is in no short supply lately as the tools carried everyday by Americans are used during some form of criminal activity. It appears as though Liberals latest efforts may be directed at trying to ban knives.

Now of course, any tool that is used in a crime will ultimately be demonized, and eventually a ban will be attempted by the left in order to ensure a more, “tolerant” population. As however their gaze is mostly focused on guns at the time, Second Amendment believers are jumping on the issue as jokes are being made after knives have been used in crimes – ultimately the realization sets in that over time, an effort to ban knives will probably become a reality.

[link to www.mrconservative.com]
 Quoting: Nostril Domus


The people are evil. So their fix is to remove anything that can be used by evil people so they can't be evil. Put everyone in a straight jacket so they can't kill each other.

So now you have a room full of evil Parana who desperately want to kill and rob each other, tied up in straight jackets so they don't. That describes the total FAILURE of the mechanism of LAW.

In that case the room, full of those evil things should be torched.

Love on the other hand helps the Parana to not want to kill and rob each other. But they reject that, so again, torch the room.
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Stop posting bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13852595


Hardly bullsh*t....the wackjob Brit's already had a go at it.



Doctors' kitchen knives ban call

"Doctors say knives are too pointed
A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing."

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]



clues

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04/27/2014 05:19 AM
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And if you are a Black Belt like I am, you will have to
give up your hands and feet!blahblah5
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i wouldnt give yanks playdough neva mind knives n guns.

all yanks wanna do is kill everything in there sights, nutters
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04/27/2014 05:53 AM
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Eventually it will be illegal to own something that wasn't given to you by the government.
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Will this include spreading knives? damned
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UK tried to ban kitchen knives bigger than a pairing knife. They said no-one needs a bigger blade. Would be funny to see them trying to butcher a goat with a pairing knife. Fking idiots, but you get caught with a blade there, you better like prison food or get ready for a large fine.
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Well shit, how am I gonna cut my steak now?
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You never wanted that steak. You only thought you wanted that steak. The government knows you better than you know yourself and will be able to decide what is best for you, even if you cant.

Lowe's doesn't allow employees to use or have pocket knives. We have to use store issued box cutters. Apparently its safer to use a blade that doesn't lock open or closeds226
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Do they realize the 9/11 planes were high jacked with box cutters? (Supposedly)
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Muslim conditioning people to Sharia Law... duh.
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The progressives can't ban gun. so they will try to ban ammo - that failed so they will try to ban knives- then hammers etc.et. al these dildos will try it all. epic fucking fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13343226


Dildos is the one thing they won't ban. They love those.
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nay, dildos will be banned, too. It is anal pegs, that will be allowed, even obligatory, as far as I know the overheated scum at the helm.
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Already happening here. The city off Philadelphia bans the carry of all knives. Even a Swiss Army classic on your key chain. The ironic thing is with a license to carry, you can carry as many guns as you want. But carry a tiny Swiss Army knife and it's off to jail for you!
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04/27/2014 07:23 AM
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So what's next: Baneing bricks?

What about rocks? Or books? Or pens?

If you want to maim or kill, there are plenty of ways.
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04/27/2014 07:25 AM
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I do not know wether this US thread is an attempt at satire but it is already 100% illegal to carry a knife anywhere on your person in a public place in the UK.

You might like to check out the UK law in relation to knives / bladed & sharp objects at the link below. If you think it can not happen in your country, i seriously suggest you think again. There was no public consultation and the law was brought in overnight some years ago. The law even applies to us carrying those items in our vehicles, not just on our person.

[link to m.askthe.police.uk]

We also have bizarre draconian laws in relation to carrying items such as hammers, crow bars (jemmy's) & other such items upon your person or in your vehicle unless you are a registered tradesman or can prove they are to be or have been used for legitamate purposes. Otherwise you can be charged and prosecuted for the offence of "Going Equipped".

And, no that is NOT a joke.
dead3
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Good God! No wonder the violent crime rate is 3 times that of the US! Its like Chicago or DC everywhere!
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The progressives can't ban gun. so they will try to ban ammo - that failed so they will try to ban knives- then hammers etc.et. al these dildos will try it all. epic fucking fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13343226


Dildos is the one thing they won't ban. They love those.
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Liberal men lol
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waitwhat So let me guess first it was the guns, now it will be knives, and next what?? Rocks and sticks???
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not a new idea....

Thread: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
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better take a closer look at the American Indian."

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You think it'll be hard to get all the guns? Try getting all the knives. They won't be happy till only the most compliant are outside the prison walls. One more way to criminalize everything. Get you in the system.

Last Edited by C. corax on 04/27/2014 07:55 AM
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How about a slingshot held by two fingers and able to shoot .177cal bb's with accuracy for about 20 paces? (no hospital stay but the 'sting' is the distraction that lets you get away or reload, attackers choice but after several hard hits on any exposed flesh he should run away, if not, load a bigger pellet. (6 bb's at once)

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People can use almost anything as a weapon. You can bash someone on the head with a rolling pin, hit them with a can of paint. Maybe we should all stay in bed with the covers over our heads. Then we would be safe. The only weapon you could use there would be the "Dutch oven". Ban farting too!
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Maybe we should all stay in bed with the covers over our heads. Then we would be safe.
 Quoting: indiandave

If you're very, very careful nothing good or bad will ever happen to you.
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If you want to maim or kill, there are plenty of ways.
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Suddenly I want to bring out the black-light buzzard poster.
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You know Liberals and Left wing nut jobs are so scared of everyone I think I have a solution. Why don't they build themselves fortresses with double secure entry ways, where we can just drop off shit for them behind the first door and after we have closed it they can retrieve it, that way all of us normal people can go on with our lives happy and content with the fact the real dangerous people have barricaded themselves for our protection.

I really don't know how these people can leave their homes without pissing themselves every time they see someone, its like they are all Agorophobics with a side of Schizophrenia added in for good measure.
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Just get the Jesw out of our govt. and everything will be sane once again. Their is a reason why "Jwe" is, alongside of "Satan" as one of the two, most-hated names on Father's beautiful Earth.

In a court of law a bowl of oatmeal was deemed a lethal weapon, and the wife was charged with such, who had thrown it at her husband’s head, and had injured him with it.

As you can see the idiot judge, gave equal credibility, to the bowl of oatmeal, along with the wife, and *here youcan see why, and what kind of mentality we must live with, thanks to the Hagee-beguiled, pathetically, addlepatted “Evangelicals” (Please notice these “Israel”/Jwe-worshippers are no longer recognized as “Christians”; theyare, now, dubbed “Evangelical”; same as are the “Catholics”. Just ask any “Catholic”, and hewill invariably say he is a “Catholic”, and never says, ‘Christian‘) , and their captivating, pseudo Satan, Hagee, has cursed Russia, because Russians donot worship Jwes, as does he (he left his Christian wife to marry a Jwe), and Russia is now, finally, reformed back to a Christian nation, thus the only (free) Christian Nation in the World, thus are trying to save the Russian Christians, in the World, from the parasite, and arenot trying to take over any bedamd, Satan-owned nation [so believeyoume Russia doesnot want you, stinking, walking-dead, unwashed fkrs, so get over yourselves]. . . Thatis what Christians do -> ->

[Salvation Army- William Booth:
“We are not sent to minister to a congregation and be content if we keep things going. We are sent to make war and to stop short of nothing but the subjugation of the world to the sway of the Lord Jesus“. [link to christian-quotes.ochristian.com]
Christian Soldiers Marching on to War:
SalvationArmy:
[link to www.youtube.com] ]



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They have decided we non-parasites are not “human“, thus are “animals“:
*“Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves." — Menachem Begin - Israeli Prime Minister 1977–1983”
What is A Psychopath?
[“ . . . And once having drained what they can from one source, they turn to another to exploit, bleed, and then cast aside; . . . ”]
[link to www.jewishencyclopedia.com]
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LOL - with all of the technology and firepower the "gubment " has at its disposal they still haven't figured how to disarm America.
They can't get the guns and they want the knives ?
That shit is fuckin funny. .....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13706679


well then if they want the knife

+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + "GIVE IT TO THEM" + + + + + + + + + + + +

and remember to TWIST IT, just like they did to Jesus, and the "water" ran out, which proves Jesus was stabbed in the waste area, not the ribcage.

“The Great Deception: Obama and the Coming War *PLEASE SHARE” [link to www.youtube.com]

Obama: “I will never waver from supporting Israel":
[link to trutube.tv]
[link to us.yhs4.search.yahoo.com]

Jewish Faces in the Government:
[link to jewishfaces.com]
For Example:
“Barry Soetoro ("Barack Obama").
He has a Jewish mother, and this makes him literally a Jew by Jewish law.”

Another Example:
“Hillary Clinton
Announced to AIPAC that she's a Jew, said that she learned Yiddish from her grandmother“.

In the United States of America it is against the law to threaten to murder people:
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