What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?

this is the worst lookin' hat i ever saw...whattya, buy a hat like this i'll bet ya get a free bowl of soup, huh?.........oh, it looks good on you, though

"you'll get nothing, and like it!"

Gee Wally you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night. From leave it to beaver show.

Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood



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Ayyy Mcfly, i'm talking to you you Irish bug lol

Don Logan: "I love you, Gal. You're lovable. Big lovable bloke. Loveable lump. Loveable lummox. Gal Dove, party boy. Big oaf". Sexy Beast (2000)


Gal: "People say, "Don't you miss it, Gal?" I say, "What, England? Nah. Fucking place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, "What's it like, then, Spain?" And I'll say, "It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's fucking hot. Too hot? Not for me, I love it." Sexy Beast


Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?

Harry Tuttle: "Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork". Brazil (1985)

The Wolf: "Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character". Pulp Fiction (1994)

Gordon Gekko: "It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another". Wall Street (1987)

Daniel Plainview: "They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli? One of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had". There will be Blood (2007)

Little Bill Daggett: "It's been a long time, Bob. You run out of Chinamen?"
English Bob: "well I thought you was, well I thought that you were dead. I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off".
Little Bill Daggett: I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.
English Bob: Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck.
Little Bill Daggett: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska. Unforgiven (1992)

The Book: A man who no more knows his destiny than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India company. Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy


The Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. More popular, certainly more successful than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?

Vincent: "Well, everyone's your brother till the rent comes due" Ronin (1998)


Sam: "You're great in the locker room, pal, and your reflexes might die hard, but you're weak when you put your spikes on" Ronin

"Right. Well, I have to — I have to go now, Duane, because I, I’m due back on the planet Earth."


Woody Allen to Christopher Walken in Annie Hall



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The Sheik: "My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens!"
Sheik's Sister: "So you still intend to enter the race with the infidel Americans?"
The Sheik: "The Cannonball will fall to the forces of Islam!"


Fenderbaum: "Why'd he call me Shorty?"
Jamie Blake: 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.


J.J. McClure: "What's Dr. Gay do?"
Victor Prinsi: "He's my shrink. He was committed yesterday".
J.J. McClure: "Why?"
Victor Prinsi: "He was smoking bananas. He gets very upset when he talks to 'Him'.
J.J. McClure: "So do I!"


Fenderbaum: "Isn't that J.J. McClure?"
Jamie Blake: "Ohh He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off!"


Mr. Foyt: "Terrorists my dimpled ass! These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity! These guys are Cannonballers!" Cannonball Run (1981)

Vincenzo Coccotti: "Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from". True Romance (1993)

John "Thunderbolt" Doherty: "What's your name boy?"
Lightfoot: "Lightfoot"
John Doherty: "You Indian?"
Lightfoot: "Nope. Just American."

Jack Torrance: "That's swell. I like ya, Lloyd. I always liked ya. You were always the best of 'em. Best god-damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine - or Portland Oregon for that matter" The Shining (1980)

Gangster 55: "And you, Mr. Freddie Mays, you had to go swimming in her eyes. Dancing in her hair. You had to slip into her mouth, slide over her tongue. Fall down her throat, deep down into her belly. Right into her blood. You had to fall asleep wrapped around her beautiful, beating heart". Gangster No 1 (2000)

Jip: "The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!" Human Traffic (1999)

"i don't want you to get drunk but ahh, that's a very fine chardonnay you are not drinking" - Patrick Bateman

Lee: "A good fight should be like a small play, but played seriously. A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands, I contract. When he contracts, I expand. And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit. It hits all by itself". Enter the Dragon (1973)

"Marvin, what do you make of all this?"

Valley Girls is one of my all time favorites. Even tho I went to school in the Valley in the late 60's nothing much changed by the time this movie came along. Didn't know anyone else loved this movie!!!! Good to know.

"I say we blast off and nuke the place from orbit"....Corporal Hicks (Aliens)

Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?

lol just saw a movie of his last night and was thinking back to how he always said bitch on BB

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