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What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?

 
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When Harry met Sally

after Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant...

the lady at the next table says:


"I'll have what she's having"
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10/02/2014 01:57 PM
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Joe Niemand: The desert knows her name now. He has stolen both her eyes. When she looks into a mirror she will see his spirit, like a shawl, blowing tatters round her shoulders in a haze. And beyond the dim horizon a tapestry unfolding of the avenues of evil. And all of history set ablaze. Dust Devil (1992)
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My two favorites:

#1: Star Trek, IV The voyage home. Spock says "Only humans would be so arrogant as to assume the message was meant for them"

2: Die Hard, City worker says "Shut it down, Shut it down now!!"
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Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: "The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth". Jacob's Ladder (1990)
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So, Fred Madison is at a party, but is somewhat uninterested in being there when a stranger approaches him for a chat:

Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.

[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]

Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here.
Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?
Mystery Man: Ask me.
Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?
Mystery Man: [voice] You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?
[Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]
Mystery Man: [voice] Give me back my phone.
[Fred gives the cell phone back to the man in front of him]
Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.

-Lost Highway (1997)
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Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Trainspotting (1996)
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Patrick Bateman: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip". American Psycho (2000)
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Life is like a box of chocolates Forest Gump

Stupid is as stupid does sir Forest Gump

Thor in Avengers in reverence to Loki, "He's adopted"

Chevy Chase - Christmas Vacation - "I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!! Halleluah!! Holy shit!! Where's the Tylenol??"
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sorry for the script everywhere, but one-liners don't cut it enough for me.
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sorry for the script everywhere, but one-liners don't cut it enough for me.
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No worries at all, I appreciate your input.
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"C'mon son, if your going to patronize me at least put your fucking back into it. You don't have any respect for the Hoff, am i right?
You think i never held a knife, and that i am unfamiliar with the taste of blood? That i took a shitty sub-par show about lifeguards and turned it into the highest rated, syndicated hit in television history because i got fucking lucky?
I once forcibly sodomized a Viet-Cong Colonel with a stick grenade because he placed an ancestral curse on me when i was interrogating him, and i don't even believe in ancestral curses but that's how deep i fucking roll... The Hoff - Stretch (2014)
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sorry for the script everywhere, but one-liners don't cut it enough for me.
 Quoting: CaptiveR 63551997


No worries at all, I appreciate your input.
 Quoting: Sir Tim


Yeah sure, besides, it looks like all the one-liners are long gone now in the depths of 25 pages.
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Security guard to other security guard: "Kawalski! Kawalski!!... you can't do that Kawalski!!!" - Terminator 2
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Basically every line in Anchorman.
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great scott
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Patrick Bateman: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip". American Psycho (2000)
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Dup post..Derp

Last Edited by Tell Me (NO) Lies on 12/07/2014 11:21 AM
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Hell with them fellers. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Be Sure To Drink Your...What? Movie: A Christmas story



After working hard to break a secret code that turned out to be a promotion

Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!


You will shoot your eye out kid.


I triple dog dare you
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The Passion of Christ. Hard hitting brutality that shows exactly how horrifically Jesus suffered for us.
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"Get off my traaaaaaain"". Ghost
~ Matthew 7:16. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns or figs of thistles?
~ Don't worry, be Hopi.
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Be Sure To Drink Your...What? Movie: A Christmas story



After working hard to break a secret code that turned out to be a promotion

Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!


You will shoot your eye out kid.


I triple dog dare you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6077492



Shameless plug, lol:

Thread: What Is Your Favorite Christmas/Holiday Movie?
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Re: What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?
Armageddon when they have to leave the asteroid before the bomb blows.

We've got no time.
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"Can we dance with your dates?" Animal House
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5th element

Police: Are you classified as human?

Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Jack Nicholson's... « You can't handle the truth »
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Is that LL Bean? - Best in Show

"So shines a good deed, in a weary world."- Willy Wonka

"I only made like a million of those in scout camp."- Napoleon Dynamite

"What about second breakfast?"- Lord of the Rings
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Is that LL Bean? - Best in Show

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