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What is your favourite all time movie one-liner?
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So, Fred Madison is at a party, but is somewhat uninterested in being there when a stranger approaches him for a chat:
Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we. Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met? Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember? Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure? Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now. Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now? Mystery Man: At your house. Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man. Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here. Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that? Mystery Man: Ask me. Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house? Mystery Man: [voice] You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted. Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you? [Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically] Mystery Man: [voice] Give me back my phone. [Fred gives the cell phone back to the man in front of him] Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.
-Lost Highway (1997)
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