Dream interpretations on offer......DOOM style!!

I keep having dreams of flooding, water all over the place, drowning, etc...what does it mean??

ok.

i had a dream i had a baby. and i kept forgetting about it, i hardly fed it. it seemed to stay healthy, but i felt really guilty.

A few years ago I dreamed I was in this hall of records...there were file cabinets and each file cabinet had information concerning a certain person. I know I was in the Akashic Records...in then I think the entity in charge kicked me out of there...it said something about me being forbidden from seeing them or something.


Your interpretation please?

You were at Graceland!

Yeah, maybe

I just don't get it...everyone else was allowed to see the Records...but I was the only one forbidden. I just don't get it.

So come on,... interpret it already.

...why do i keep waking up in a puddle?...

You will love this one. I was about twenty-five. I dreamed that my dad and I were looking up into a cloudy sky. All at once, the clouds parted and a hand wrapped around a mennorah was moving slowly across the sky. I gasped and asked my father what it meant. He said that it was the hand of God and the end of the world was coming soon. This happened in 1975. Nothing happened that I know of. Can't imangine why I would dream that. Has always stuck with me though. Doom away.

I keep having dreams of flooding, water all over the place, drowning, etc...what does it mean??

INT
It means that very soon you are going to be caught up in one fucking massive tsunami!!! YOU are so DOOOOOMED!!
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i had a dream i had a baby. and i kept forgetting about it, i hardly fed it. it seemed to stay healthy, but i felt really guilty.
INT
This simply means that you are NOT looking after yourself properly and thats its a bloody miracle you are still alive. Its a warning to shape up...or be DOOOOOOMED!!!
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A few years ago I dreamed I was in this hall of records...there were file cabinets and each file cabinet had information concerning a certain person. I know I was in the Akashic Records...in then I think the entity in charge kicked me out of there...it said something about me being forbidden from seeing them or something.
INT
This means that you have or will stick your nose where it dont belong. You may have seen something you shouldnt have and "THEY" know about it...better watch yourself...because THEY certainly are...or will be.
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...why do i keep waking up in a puddle?...

INT

It means you are drinking far too much coffe before bed...or your golden shower fantasies are getting away on you.

Thanks! That actually made a lot of sense to me.

A tsunami? In Ohio? lol

...and its sticky too?...damn coffee...

I have very vivid dreams, and actually spent around 6 months or so when I was younger trying to control them. I was able to do it, after some time. I do have one recurring dream that I am looking over a bridge, and a city is on fire. Other than that, if I take control of my dreams...which I rarely do, I get all of the hot babes and do pretty neat things to them,,,but then again I live that in real life with the wife,,,so it does'nt happen very often. (ohhh I always thought it was Mexico or San diego in the dream...but I live on the east coast!!!

A tsunami? In Ohio? lol
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AS I SAID!!

A FUCKING >>>>>"HUGE"<<<<< TSUNAMI!...

You will love this one. I was about twenty-five. I dreamed that my dad and I were looking up into a cloudy sky. All at once, the clouds parted and a hand wrapped around a mennorah was moving slowly across the sky. I gasped and asked my father what it meant. He said that it was the hand of God and the end of the world was coming soon. This happened in 1975. Nothing happened that I know of. Can't imangine why I would dream that. Has always stuck with me though. Doom away.

INT

It means that the DOOM would come in your lifetime....and its almost here.

SO DOOOOOOOOMED!!!!
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Oh yeah,...I had a dream that I was a woman and I was stabbed in the side of the neck as I was screaming...it was weird...it's like I was a woman in my past life or something and that's how I died. That's just my theory though...you're the professional...you tell me....or maybe I was experiencing someone elses death far away...I don't know.

Buh-Bye New Jersey!!

Hey THE DOOM!




My daughter's dream last night:

There was an attack and Germany was involved, either their people or the country itself, concerning the soccer game or directly involved as a nation, not quite sure which. Flags of all countries were burning on the ground and the impression was that the Germans were against the English. It was night-time because the flags of all the nations were burning on the ground in an orange glow.

I have very vivid dreams, and actually spent around 6 months or so when I was younger trying to control them. I was able to do it, after some time. I do have one recurring dream that I am looking over a bridge, and a city is on fire.

INT for first part..

This means you are not sure where to go...waiting on a bride looking at the water means you are looking for a way out...the city on fire mean impending DOOM...so this part of the dream means you are DOOMED and there is NO way out.


Other than that, if I take control of my dreams...which I rarely do, I get all of the hot babes and do pretty neat things to them,,,but then again I live that in real life with the wife,,,so it does'nt happen very often. (ohhh I always thought it was Mexico or San diego in the dream...but I live on the east coast!!!

INT for the second part.

The second part means you are trying to take control...to escape the doom by distracting yourself with a lot of "Fucking". What it means though is that..when you TRY to control your intended destiny...you are "FUCKING" DOOOOOMED

I had a dream that I was really thirsty. I took a drink and looked into the glass and it was a old peanut butter jar that wasn't washed out. It had peanut butter scrappings on the sides and the water was all muddy with peanut butter.

My daughter's dream last night:

There was an attack and Germany was involved, either their people or the country itself, concerning the soccer game or directly involved as a nation, not quite sure which. Flags of all countries were burning on the ground and the impression was that the Germans were against the English. It was night-time because the flags of all the nations were burning on the ground in an orange glow.

INT

It means the world..all the nations...are about ti rise up against eachother...and soon all the nations will all be burning together in the great conflagration known as WW3

Nostradamus said something about some serious DOOM...and a "Stadium" all filled up.. Look it up.

Asking the doom for a dream interpretation is like going to the meat butcher for major surgery!

Ask doom about his late friend he interpreted a dream for.

I had a dream that I was really thirsty. I took a drink and looked into the glass and it was a old peanut butter jar that wasn't washed out. It had peanut butter scrappings on the sides and the water was all muddy with peanut butter.

INT

It means you are a searcher...looking but not finding. You are settling for what seems to be the right way but its just muddy water. Clean the inside of the cup...and you will find what you seek.

Quit the doom! NOW

Thanks THE DOOM. So I am not totally DOOOMED

Asking the doom for a dream interpretation is like going to the meat butcher for major surgery!

Ask doom about his late friend he interpreted a dream for.
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Well...I was RIGHT wasnt I??? About my friends dream? Its not MY fault he WAS actually DOOMED. I just tell it like it is...if you DONT want cold hard truth with no stuffing around...

Get one of those namby pampy poofy soft cock new age fruitloops to interpret your dreams....they will tell you only what you WANT to hear...not what you NEED TO

Dreams can be either litteral or symbolic...or a bit of both.

I generally find the ones that never leave your mind...the ones you have had YEARS ago but still are as fresh in your mind as if you dreamed it last night...these are the ones that generally come true.

Good Job, DOOMER!!! I think you do have a gift!




Here's a keeper:

I dreamed I was in a room of light with the Lord and there was a cystal clear podium with a shelf built into it.

The Lord (Whom I never saw but only sensed His presence), reached into the air and manifested a white piece of paper. Although He did not speak to me audibly, I heard "These are your transgressions." (Transgressions - - a word I never used or use.)

He then placed the piece of paper into the shelf and it was shredded ... with no shred of evidence left ... not a shred!




I think this is His forgiveness toward His children which in this case, would cancel THE DOOM.

Perhaps you will need a name change One day soon!

In the meantime, we rejoice in the presence of our beloved DOOM sayer.

If I ever have to change my name and AV because THE DOOM has been averted....Satan will be going to work every day wearing thermal undies and riding a snow mobile.


But one can hope....