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I survived a motorcycle accident... ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

 
Face Palmer

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If it weren't for my fat rear
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pics or it didn't happen
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You asked for it, gem lmao

Last Edited by Face Palmer on 06/02/2014 07:57 AM
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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At 16, I hit a Deer at night on a motorcycle on a major highway (with no street lights at the time), fell in the fast lane, then the car following me, ran me over, dragged my bike 178 yards, caught on fire, then exploded from paint cans or something in the guy's trunk. (Guy and female passenger got out in time).

No more street bikes for me.
Curious...
why do you sound so cheerful describing your accident?

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you are very lucky indeed my brother was killed in a m/c accident , but he was the passenger on the back the guy driving the bike was killed also , one of the hardest things i have ever had to go through. take care
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I watched a 14 year old die at a motocross race yesterday

we are going to sell up now

not worth the risk
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ooookay. Might rethink about buying myself a bike
Mutant Monkey  (OP)

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Fuck yeah!

I got creamed in SF in 2001 by an ambulance blowing a red light, no lights, no siren...radial fracture on the right femur, 5 broken ribs, both lungs collapsed, and a rib in one of them that took SF General a month to find. Oh, and a broken pinkie on the left hand that is still to this day broken.

Riding a donor cycle is a risk you take, especially in cities...had 3 years under my belt in SF and never saw that coming...very bike friendly. Those ribs still hurt anytime I sit in a wooden chair, and winter is fun with the arthritis for all this time.

There's two types of peeps who ride...those that fall and those that are going to. Congrats on your succession.

The reason I survived I know is that 1) I was young and 2) I knew I had to survive and that was my only goal in life.

I couldn't breathe and took my helmet off and saw the bottom of my boot facing me on my chest and thought my leg was cut off and just had to calm myself down because I thought if I stopped breathing I would die. Both lungs were collapsed so I couldn't breathe much, just shallow breathes.

Whatever.

I got a better bike and did a 9000 mile trip around our great nation in 2007-ish:

devilduc
 Quoting: deathpossum


I'm sorry about the complications :(

Also.. I'd get another Nike.. But my girlfriend doesn't want me having another due to the pain I put her through. I love her enough to respect her wishes
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At 16, I hit a Deer at night on a motorcycle on a major highway (with no street lights at the time), fell in the fast lane, then the car following me, ran me over, dragged my bike 178 yards, caught on fire, then exploded from paint cans or something in the guy's trunk. (Guy and female passenger got out in time).

No more street bikes for me.
Curious...
why do you sound so cheerful describing your accident?
 Quoting: Don ald


Because of how lucky I got.. I don't remember the accident. Only what I was told. I feel EXTREMELY lucky. Despite wearing a helmet, a hoodie beneath a textile vest with spine padding, blue jeans and nikee.. I didn't Eben uabe road rash. I got lucky
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Be man and do what you think. A motorcycle is like a car with two wheels. Your gf should stop discriminating against other ways of transportation besides car. Now you gonna tell me she doesn't want you to ride the Bus because it might tip over from a car and you'll die super easily.
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you are very lucky indeed my brother was killed in a m/c accident , but he was the passenger on the back the guy driving the bike was killed also , one of the hardest things i have ever had to go through. take care
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So sorry for your loss. :(
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Any NDE experiences? Like wandering the hospital? Did you see Jesus?
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"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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the OP has a legit issue, I think it should go back to that and stop this soccer mom pulling out in front of ppl stuff and I am personally glad OP it OK...it happens to the best of us when we have to ride around, obeying traffic laws and then some dumb shit pulls out in front of us.
 Quoting: deathpossum


Thanks. Its NOT illegal to go through yellow despite what others think. Cars SPEED THROUGH yellow lights too. Anyways.. I'm doing great. The tendons in my left arm are still going through the stretching process. My right eye is dimmed but still usable. I'm just waiting for my skull piece to come back. Should be another month
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I did what it took to get better or fail.like a fat 1000 timed, we all just space monkeys floating on a giant rock through the cosmos. Hold on to the one that you love. anything can happen in an instant. I got lucky
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it is good you survived but most imp question is
is your motorcycle okay? which motorcycle was that?
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So, I survived a motorcycle accident..
Let me start with what lead up to the accident, then the injuries and then into why I believe I came out okay.

What lead up to it: I was coming up to a yellow light, sped through and broadsided a car. Nobody in the car was hurt
What happened was; the car was coming up to a red and then it changed to green. They already had momentum so off they went.
I hit their car at 55MPH. My bike was destroyed on impact and I destroyed the side of their car.

I was brought the hospital. Brain swelling and a broken arm was obvious. What took experts to check me out was a broken upper jaw, a broken nose, a shattered eye socket and they had to remove part of my skull to reduce the swelling.

Oh and I was in a coma for 5 days.

one of the reasons I got so lucky was I had a very big support group.my family my girlfriend and over 100 friends stop by periodically throughout the time I was in the hospital.
the doctors thought I was going to be a vegetable retarded or never be the same again.. I prove them wrong. they thought I was going to come out wrong because I had injured the left hemisphere of the brain. the left hemisphere of the brain controls motor function logic math emotions and memory. but like I said I came back with only one problem. That problem being that my right eye is 50% dimmer then it normally was. Considering that is all I have to deal with, I got lucky as fuck.

my girlfriend my family and my friends don't want me to riding a bike again. Honestly I can understand where they're coming from because I put them through a lot. They didn't know if I was going to die or become a vegetable. Even my girlfriend stay by my side the entire time. What's really cool is how she stayed by my side the entire time. We're only been dating for 4 months at the time. she could have up and left, instead she was by my bedside the entire time. She didn't even care if I would end up retarded or vegetable, she truly loves me for me.

all in all I was able to leave the hospital after only one month.my recovery was amazingly fast.
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


And now you should check with a chiropractor. I was in a similar situation, although not that grave.
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I had a dipshit pull out in front of me, once the dust settled I made up my mind that I was going to kill the woman who pulled out in front of me...and at the time I would have. Thankfully for her I had to be stopped by people because I was trying to get to her with my ankle hanging on by some skin and a leg broke in eight places.
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Any NDE experiences? Like wandering the hospital? Did you see Jesus?
 Quoting: Face Palmer

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Hey facepalmer.. Its been awhile. My other handle is Today's Tom Sawyer.. I forgot my email though :(

As for the NDE.. I remember seeing my purpose, water treatment and making a motorcycle safety invention. The invention idea was born 4 months before the accident. NOW I fl know I have to make it.
I also rember KNOWING thatb everything was going to be okay. In fact l, my dad and uncle took me to see the ICU nurse that was there for me and my family during the comma. Despite the doctors saying I'd be a vegetable.. She told my parents that v the doctor might be wrong. ANYWAYS, I had no recollection of her so I was not expecting to remember this random nurse out of the many I saw everyday. AS SOON AS I OPENED THE DOOR TO THE ICU, I recognized her immediately. She remembered me and we both started crying. It's not everyday that a patient that was in critical condition walls to a nurse without help. TO THIS DAY, I cry when I think of that nurse who WAS my guardian angel. She comforted my family when no one else did. She gave my family hope during a time of absolute uncertainty. I'll be going back to VMC hospital regularly to give thanks.

I will also be joining a traumatic brain injury support group to give back. I got too lucky to not take advantage of the b serving chance I was given
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Any NDE experiences? Like wandering the hospital? Did you see Jesus?
 Quoting: Face Palmer

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Hey facepalmer.. Its been awhile. My other handle is Today's Tom Sawyer.. I forgot my email though :(

As for the NDE.. I remember seeing my purpose, water treatment and making a motorcycle safety invention. The invention idea was born 4 months before the accident. NOW I fl know I have to make it.
I also rember KNOWING thatb everything was going to be okay. In fact l, my dad and uncle took me to see the ICU nurse that was there for me and my family during the comma. Despite the doctors saying I'd be a vegetable.. She told my parents that v the doctor might be wrong. ANYWAYS, I had no recollection of her so I was not expecting to remember this random nurse out of the many I saw everyday. AS SOON AS I OPENED THE DOOR TO THE ICU, I recognized her immediately. She remembered me and we both started crying. It's not everyday that a patient that was in critical condition walls to a nurse without help. TO THIS DAY, I cry when I think of that nurse who WAS my guardian angel. She comforted my family when no one else did. She gave my family hope during a time of absolute uncertainty. I'll be going back to VMC hospital regularly to give thanks.

I will also be joining a traumatic brain injury support group to give back. I got too lucky to not take advantage of the b serving chance I was given
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


Interesting, thanks for sharing. So you have not been clinical dead one time?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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Sorry for some typos.. I hate touch screens. My thumbs are too big
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I don't think so I don't remember being transported to hospital or the accident. I was riding my bike and then I woke up in the hospital demanding a jamba juice. Lol
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Lol, no worries. Glad you made it hf
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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I had a dipshit pull out in front of me, once the dust settled I made up my mind that I was going to kill the woman who pulled out in front of me...and at the time I would have. Thankfully for her I had to be stopped by people because I was trying to get to her with my ankle hanging on by some skin and a leg broke in eight places.
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I would've attempted the same. The only thing I loved more than my amazing girlfriend was the amazing piece of machinery that was my bike.
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Lol, no worries. Glad you made it hf
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Thanks, it was recover or fail.
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Oh and geomagnetic_storm is and has been one of my best friends for 15 years.

Also, I'll post xrays when Kaiser sends them
I'm all about verification.. But really? Does this really need proof? It'll be posted when it arrives, jackass
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Oh and geomagnetic_storm is and has been one of my best friends for 15 years.

Also, I'll post xrays when Kaiser sends them
I'm all about verification.. But really? Does this really need proof? It'll be posted when it arrives, jackass
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


Not necessary methinks
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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what's your next bike going to be, OP?
 Quoting: deathpossum


I wish but I'm going to respect my girlfriends wishes and not get another one. I had put her through so much pain that I could not bare to see her go through that again. I still love bikes and want another.. But my girlfriend means b more to me
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Oh and geomagnetic_storm is and has been one of my best friends for 15 years.

Also, I'll post xrays when Kaiser sends them
I'm all about verification.. But really? Does this really need proof? It'll be posted when it arrives, jackass
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


Not necessary methinks
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True.. Lol I just feel the urge to defend my friend even on a website. He may be somewhat of a self proclaimed shill.. But believe me. He has not received a single government paycheck. Lol he doesn't even make A paycheck. To his credit, he just graduated from west valley and he is going to SJSU in spring.

The xray proof is stupid.. But I AM proud of my titanium left arm, my titanium mesh eye socket and the titanium plate and screws that will be put into my skull next month
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Oh and geomagnetic_storm is and has been one of my best friends for 15 years.

Also, I'll post xrays when Kaiser sends them
I'm all about verification.. But really? Does this really need proof? It'll be posted when it arrives, jackass
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


Not necessary methinks
 Quoting: Face Palmer


True.. Lol I just feel the urge to defend my friend even on a website. He may be somewhat of a self proclaimed shill.. But believe me. He has not received a single government paycheck. Lol he doesn't even make A paycheck. To his credit, he just graduated from west valley and he is going to SJSU in spring.

The xray proof is stupid.. But I AM proud of my titanium left arm, my titanium mesh eye socket and the titanium plate and screws that will be put into my skull next month
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


So you gonna apply for the next Terminator movie?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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motorcycles should be on track only.

anyone who rides on the roads with the general public should be run off the rode into a pole.
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Your a piece of shit. You better hope I don't see you on the street because I am not religious and wouldn't have a second thought to what I'd like to do to you.
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Oh and geomagnetic_storm is and has been one of my best friends for 15 years.

Also, I'll post xrays when Kaiser sends them
I'm all about verification.. But really? Does this really need proof? It'll be posted when it arrives, jackass
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


Not necessary methinks
 Quoting: Face Palmer


True.. Lol I just feel the urge to defend my friend even on a website. He may be somewhat of a self proclaimed shill.. But believe me. He has not received a single government paycheck. Lol he doesn't even make A paycheck. To his credit, he just graduated from west valley and he is going to SJSU in spring.

The xray proof is stupid.. But I AM proud of my titanium left arm, my titanium mesh eye socket and the titanium plate and screws that will be put into my skull next month
 Quoting: Mutant Monkey


So you gonna apply for the next Terminator movie?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Lmao.. I should. My dad nicknamed me iron man and Jason 2.0

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OP was hurt, don't you care, mommy?
 Quoting: deathpossum


No.

I only care that the people in the car were not hurt.
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Does it make you feel good when I respond? PM me if so, otherwise you are trolling this thread.
 Quoting: deathpossum


This thread is a fucking disgrace... poor op ran a red and put peoples lives at risk and got what he deserved.
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It was a yellow and the driver left the red light early. Eye witness you trolling cunt.
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Glad you're OK. Stay off those death traps, you may not be so lucky next time.
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Glad you survived.





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