A comprehensive guide to porch lights

Since there's been increased interest in the porch lights, I'll provide a comprehensive guide to them. Only amateurs advertise this way.

RED LIGHT = A woman providing services.
PINK LIGHT = A couple looking for bi-action.
EMPTY LAMP SOCKET/BLACK LIGHT = Heavy BDSM, fisting, leather, muscle and hairy - guys only.
YELLOW LIGHT = Golden showers (hetero).
ORANGE LIGHT = Golden showers (gay).
BLUE LIGHT = Male providing services.
PURPLE LIGHT = Mature female looking for action with young guys.
GREEN LIGHT = Young female looking for sugar daddies.
MULTICOLOR = Anything goes - just give me some action regardless of your gender or desires.