I'm not a psychic but

For Edit :)

I once drove thru AZ in 100 degree heat or thereabouts. I stopped at every Stucky's there was.

I would move to a big rock behind the sun

Meh. Got better? Lol

here at "Not a Psychic dot com," we guarantee inaccuracy

ok, Red Rock. Red Rock East cuz Red Rock West is chock full o nuts

Last Edited by Furrry Pete on 07/26/2014 03:36 PM

Thank You!

welcome, say hi to Lyle from Dallas for me

As soon as i see her!

Ach! How did I miss this thread?

Pete, are you there?

Are you still reading?

I need one, tell me anything, as long as it is nice...

ah lil sis, yes I'm here now

oh dear, I see that you are going to be on tv and seen by millions of people worldwide
you will be sort of famous for a minute

you will go back to the site with your husband and camp in the forest overnight

sometime after midnite you will have to run into the woods and behind a tree for personal reasons

just then you will be seen on Bobo's thermal imaging camera, and Moneymaker with shout "It's a Squatch!!"

Renee will deny it and then they will cut to commercial

Tall, yes.. dark.. maybe my mind in someone's opinion. People want to meet me, and do.. yeah, I'm aware of that. But the second paragraph is way off. I'm from Europe and don't have plans to become wealthy. Sorry :)

thank you for the feedback, but I see we were only 50 per cent inaccurate and that won't do. We'll have to hire Dionne Warwick

alright, late Saturday nite
we couldn't afford Dionne Warwick even tho she can see clearly now the rain has gone so we hired Diane Warzinsky, a local barista for the local Human Bean.
She is not a psychic either and cant even foresee that we have no money to pay her, but if you would like a 100 per cent inaccurate reading, please ask away and keep it clean

What price Glory? Is that it? Well, I'll prepare. A tat on the cheek?

What a reading, wait till I tell my husband. :-)

Thank you, thank you

no diane is buzzed on coffee

she says that your agent is going to call you, and due to a cancellation they want you to appear on the View

so you book the red-eye to NY, sure that you'll be reimbursed (ha!) take a limo to the studios

you find yourself seated between Theresa Giuduce and Joan Rivers

kind of out of your element, you compliment Theresa on her Neanderthal browline and her golden ankle bracelet

Joan rivers immediately attacks you and says you have no taste-- the bracelet is tacky Italian gold and is besides, an ankle monitor
A little flustered all you can think of is an old song running thru your head from the 60s, and you tell Rivers you used to groove to her record "Memphis Tennnessee"

Joan starts screaming that she paid a plastic surgeon good money for the "Michael Jackson special", ie, turning a black man into a Jewish woman, you ignorant gentile

then she eats your complimentary scone and steals your swag bag

Last Edited by Furrry Pete on 07/27/2014 07:14 PM

honestly that is a very good description of what goes on before Good Morning America :)

darn, might have to fire diane

It's Saturday night and Diane is in, get a drive thru non psychic reading, sorry no chocolate covered coffee beans

for the Anonymous coward thinking of moving to Alaska, not a good idea per Diane the coffee barista