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My Theory:Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object

 
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Hi there, GLPers. Today I have a personal theory of mine that I would like to share with all of you. Do you guys know about Comet Siding Spring? That is a comet that will make a flyby very close to Mars this October 19 2014. Read this for more on that: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

Excerpt:

"C/2013 A1 (Siding Spring) is an Oort cloud comet discovered on 3 January 2013 by Robert H. McNaught at Siding Spring Observatory using the 0.5-meter (20 in) Uppsala Southern Schmidt Telescope.[1][4] At the time of discovery it was 7.2 AU from the Sun and located in the constellation Lepus. Comet C/2013 A1 probably took millions of years to come from the Oort cloud.

After leaving the planetary region of the Solar System, the post-perihelion orbital period (epoch 2050) is estimated to be roughly 1 million years.[3] Precovery images by the Catalina Sky Survey from 8 December 2012 were quickly found.[1] On 3 March 2013, Pan-STARRS precovery images from 4 October 2012 were announced that extended the observation arc to 148 days.[5]

Encounter with Mars[edit]

Comet Siding Spring will pass extremely close to Mars on 19 October 2014 at 18:33 UTC.[6] Initial observations by Leonid Elenin on 27 February 2013, suggested that it might pass 0.000276 AU (41,300 km; 25,700 mi) from the center of Mars.[7] With an observation arc of 662 days, the nominal pass is 0.00088 AU (132,000 km; 82,000 mi) from the center-point of Mars and the uncertainty region shows that it will not come closer than 0.00086 AU (129,000 km; 80,000 mi).[6]

For comparison, Mars's outer moon Deimos orbits 0.00016 AU (24,000 km; 15,000 mi) from the planet. Due to the uncertainty region, there is a small possibility that it will pass Mars as far away as 0.00090 AU (135,000 km; 84,000 mi). It will pass Mars at a relative velocity of 56 km/s (35 mi/s).[6] As seen from Mars the comet will reach about apparent magnitude −6.[8]

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Me: My theory is that Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object or shortly after/before a superwave from a distant space object reaches us......

I think that there will be this big planet that will cause huge problems on Earth once its distance reaches us where its gravity and electro-magnetism would start to have a greater effect on our planet multiple times than it has caused to us for many years now......... Why we can't see it? It emits very little light and heat and can only be viewable in infrared and it travels at an angle either below or above the ecliptic plane of our solar system.

Why hasn't its gravity caused severe problems at Earth yet? The answer: Light to medium effects have already been caused towards Earth already since the 1990s, with most of the medium changes on Earth in concert with an accelerating magnetic pole shift started ever since the December 26 2004 9.3 Andaman quake. The medium changes that have started since that time would have caused even more greater cataclysmic Earth changes but due to the intervention by the angels/higher dimensional beings from 5th dimension, 6th dimension and above, the changes have been reduced in intensity by multiple times....

The annual megaquakes that happened since Feb 27 2010 Chile 8.8 quake were due to an electro-magnetic and gravitational alignment of Earth and the incoming celestial object/pulse emission from a distant space object where its position and emission vis-a-vis Earth's orbit around the Sun would bring it into a perfect opportunity to channel its gravity much more effectively towards Earth to cause such major seismic disturbances..... It's pretty complicated stuff that even our most smartest Earth scientists haven't figured out the mechanism behind that phenomena yet....

As for the severe changes, we are about to enter that stage, once the distance between Earth and the incoming object shortens to a point that our Sun's gravitational influence on Earth would exact less than 70% influence on Earth relative to the gravity the incoming celestial object would exact on Earth. For example, for the past two decades, the ratio has been from 95/5 (Sun's gravitational influence over Earth/ Incoming celestial object's gravitational influence over Earth ) since the 1990s to 70-75/25-30 in recent years.....

The heightened activity at Yellowstone and the agitation of several major magma hotspots around our planet this year are signs that Earth is about to suffer more intensely from this massive 'tug-of-war' between these two objects, since while the Sun is stationary and is not moving towards Earth, this object is moving towards Earth increasingly in momentum with each passing year.....

It could also be a superwave from the Galactic Center that would cause such changes..... Either way, Earth civilizations would never be the same after that happens....

Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object or before/after such a Superwave. Its purpose is to clear Mars from the remaining members of the Dark Cabal/Illuminati or to tow Mars' orbit into a much safer orbit far from the influence of the Brown Dwarf star/Superwave so that ships now in orbit surrounding Earth can transport Earth humans who want to go to Mars and with the ETs a safe place to live in Mars while Earth completes its changes/pole shift/dimensional shift.

However, I think massive Earth Changes would happen on Earth long before Siding Spring reaches its closest distance from Mars on October 19 2014, but due to the ET's mastery of space-time travel, those who want to choose to go with the ETs to escape the Earth changes can ride 'ferry ships' stationed around Earth's orbit to travel to Mars or Siding Spring ship to start living in the new society/civilization there tutored and mentored by the benevolent ETs.

I think the massive Earth Changes would start with 9-10 magnitude quakes at many locations close to major fault lines and subduction zones, all culminating in a major crustal shift that would happen once our magnetic pole shift starts shifting hundreds of miles in a span of a few weeks......

The benevolent ETs will reeducate us and tell us the real truth about everything including life in the Universe as well as the fact that our souls are united with the Universal Consciousness and all we need to do is do good to one another to enlargen our energy aura of our soul so that we may progress faster in spiritual evolution, while those who do bad to others or cause others psychic pain thru bad deeds such as bad actions and bad thoughts would have their energy aura damaged by the negative energies generated by those whom they have hurt (Karma) and so that causes them to spiritually devolve since their energy aura of their spirit would be smaller after that.

This is the reason why some evil psychotic humans, Reptilians and Greys have no soul, since they only feed from others' suffering and do not give out any positive energy from their thoughts/actions so after a long time doing that evil their soul would lose all of their energy aura and chakras and become a soulless entity destined to be consumed by an inner black hole generated from their own soulless quantum collapsing energy field where they will be suck in to another universe/reality where they would have to start over as atoms in another universe....).

So, if my theory is correct, everyone on Earth would have their lives changed by the events involving Earth changes and Extraterrestrials before or by October 19 2014.

That is my theory. Sorry for the long post, but I just had to get this theory of mine out of my head to share with other GLP hardcore thinkers and researchers.... I would be glad if my theory inspired other members here to come up with better theories and research ideas than me. hf
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Hi there, GLPers. Today I have a personal theory of mine that I would like to share with all of you. Do you guys know about Comet Siding Spring? That is a comet that will make a flyby very close to Mars this October 19 2014. Read this for more on that: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

Excerpt:

"C/2013 A1 (Siding Spring) is an Oort cloud comet discovered on 3 January 2013 by Robert H. McNaught at Siding Spring Observatory using the 0.5-meter (20 in) Uppsala Southern Schmidt Telescope.[1][4] At the time of discovery it was 7.2 AU from the Sun and located in the constellation Lepus. Comet C/2013 A1 probably took millions of years to come from the Oort cloud.

After leaving the planetary region of the Solar System, the post-perihelion orbital period (epoch 2050) is estimated to be roughly 1 million years.[3] Precovery images by the Catalina Sky Survey from 8 December 2012 were quickly found.[1] On 3 March 2013, Pan-STARRS precovery images from 4 October 2012 were announced that extended the observation arc to 148 days.[5]

Encounter with Mars[edit]

Comet Siding Spring will pass extremely close to Mars on 19 October 2014 at 18:33 UTC.[6] Initial observations by Leonid Elenin on 27 February 2013, suggested that it might pass 0.000276 AU (41,300 km; 25,700 mi) from the center of Mars.[7] With an observation arc of 662 days, the nominal pass is 0.00088 AU (132,000 km; 82,000 mi) from the center-point of Mars and the uncertainty region shows that it will not come closer than 0.00086 AU (129,000 km; 80,000 mi).[6]

For comparison, Mars's outer moon Deimos orbits 0.00016 AU (24,000 km; 15,000 mi) from the planet. Due to the uncertainty region, there is a small possibility that it will pass Mars as far away as 0.00090 AU (135,000 km; 84,000 mi). It will pass Mars at a relative velocity of 56 km/s (35 mi/s).[6] As seen from Mars the comet will reach about apparent magnitude −6.[8]

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Me: My theory is that Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object or shortly after/before a superwave from a distant space object reaches us......

I think that there will be this big planet that will cause huge problems on Earth once its distance reaches us where its gravity and electro-magnetism would start to have a greater effect on our planet multiple times than it has caused to us for many years now......... Why we can't see it? It emits very little light and heat and can only be viewable in infrared and it travels at an angle either below or above the ecliptic plane of our solar system.

Why hasn't its gravity caused severe problems at Earth yet? The answer: Light to medium effects have already been caused towards Earth already since the 1990s, with most of the medium changes on Earth in concert with an accelerating magnetic pole shift started ever since the December 26 2004 9.3 Andaman quake. The medium changes that have started since that time would have caused even more greater cataclysmic Earth changes but due to the intervention by the angels/higher dimensional beings from 5th dimension, 6th dimension and above, the changes have been reduced in intensity by multiple times....

The annual megaquakes that happened since Feb 27 2010 Chile 8.8 quake were due to an electro-magnetic and gravitational alignment of Earth and the incoming celestial object/pulse emission from a distant space object where its position and emission vis-a-vis Earth's orbit around the Sun would bring it into a perfect opportunity to channel its gravity much more effectively towards Earth to cause such major seismic disturbances..... It's pretty complicated stuff that even our most smartest Earth scientists haven't figured out the mechanism behind that phenomena yet....

As for the severe changes, we are about to enter that stage, once the distance between Earth and the incoming object shortens to a point that our Sun's gravitational influence on Earth would exact less than 70% influence on Earth relative to the gravity the incoming celestial object would exact on Earth. For example, for the past two decades, the ratio has been from 95/5 (Sun's gravitational influence over Earth/ Incoming celestial object's gravitational influence over Earth ) since the 1990s to 70-75/25-30 in recent years.....

The heightened activity at Yellowstone and the agitation of several major magma hotspots around our planet this year are signs that Earth is about to suffer more intensely from this massive 'tug-of-war' between these two objects, since while the Sun is stationary and is not moving towards Earth, this object is moving towards Earth increasingly in momentum with each passing year.....

It could also be a superwave from the Galactic Center that would cause such changes..... Either way, Earth civilizations would never be the same after that happens....

Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object or before/after such a Superwave. Its purpose is to clear Mars from the remaining members of the Dark Cabal/Illuminati or to tow Mars' orbit into a much safer orbit far from the influence of the Brown Dwarf star/Superwave so that ships now in orbit surrounding Earth can transport Earth humans who want to go to Mars and with the ETs a safe place to live in Mars while Earth completes its changes/pole shift/dimensional shift.

However, I think massive Earth Changes would happen on Earth long before Siding Spring reaches its closest distance from Mars on October 19 2014, but due to the ET's mastery of space-time travel, those who want to choose to go with the ETs to escape the Earth changes can ride 'ferry ships' stationed around Earth's orbit to travel to Mars or Siding Spring ship to start living in the new society/civilization there tutored and mentored by the benevolent ETs.

I think the massive Earth Changes would start with 9-10 magnitude quakes at many locations close to major fault lines and subduction zones, all culminating in a major crustal shift that would happen once our magnetic pole shift starts shifting hundreds of miles in a span of a few weeks......

The benevolent ETs will reeducate us and tell us the real truth about everything including life in the Universe as well as the fact that our souls are united with the Universal Consciousness and all we need to do is do good to one another to enlargen our energy aura of our soul so that we may progress faster in spiritual evolution, while those who do bad to others or cause others psychic pain thru bad deeds such as bad actions and bad thoughts would have their energy aura damaged by the negative energies generated by those whom they have hurt (Karma) and so that causes them to spiritually devolve since their energy aura of their spirit would be smaller after that.

This is the reason why some evil psychotic humans, Reptilians and Greys have no soul, since they only feed from others' suffering and do not give out any positive energy from their thoughts/actions so after a long time doing that evil their soul would lose all of their energy aura and chakras and become a soulless entity destined to be consumed by an inner black hole generated from their own soulless quantum collapsing energy field where they will be suck in to another universe/reality where they would have to start over as atoms in another universe....).

So, if my theory is correct, everyone on Earth would have their lives changed by the events involving Earth changes and Extraterrestrials before or by October 19 2014.

That is my theory. Sorry for the long post, but I just had to get this theory of mine out of my head to share with other GLP hardcore thinkers and researchers.... I would be glad if my theory inspired other members here to come up with better theories and research ideas than me. hf
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finally...some comet doom! whew!!
Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP
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Sounds like a recycled comet ISON speculation. We all know that one was... bsflag
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Whatever it is, remember to stay tuned on the latest news about Comet Siding Spring. However, I think things here on Earth would get 'very interesting' many weeks before the October 19 2014 flyby....

Think. Why Ebola? Why ISIS? Why Ukraine?

The answer: TPTB's attempt to distract you from the upcoming massive changes to our concept of reality, which requires a change in our mindset and collective consciousness. TPTB is fomenting disunity and inciting war-like mentality and extremist/illogical/ ideologies among humanity so that they could prevent you from spiritually evolving.

The TPTB would like for you to believe that all aliens/ETs are evil and are demons, and they would also like for we humans to think in terms of, "Oh we're the chosen people and the rest are all sub-humans who are going to Hell", because that would cause one to spiritually devolve. In other words, they want to condition us to react negatively to the upcoming events in order to hinder us from Ascending to a higher plane/dimension of existence, which requires pure thoughts/positive thinking grounded in Unity Consciousness.
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You are so right. And the brown dwarf you spoke of is Nibiru making its 3,600-year trek from the outer reaches of our solar system to circle our sun. It's a huge magnetic-core planet sometimes called a brown dwarf and/or a comet because it has such a large tail of debris behind it. Each time it passes between earth and the sun, it causes a crustal pole shift. It's been said that when seen in the sky it covers the sky from horizon to horizon. There will be 3 days of darkness and a few days of sun rising in the west. All of this has been chronicled in the Book of Revelation, which is about a pole shift when Moses, et al, escaped from Egypt and wandered in the desert for 40 years. They were able to escape because of the confusion the pole shift caused.

Anyway, people will poo-poo your ideas and mine -- until it becomes obvious that something terrible is about to happen. By then Nibiru will be visible to the naked eye. So large that it is obviously the bringer of doom to humanity. Hopefully people will come together to help one another.
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Doom from space ! It's the best kind!
We all go together! What could be better!
No kidding , I like the theory ! This is a fucked up planet ! It would be good to start over! For those who would survive, if any one.
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spock Interesting speculation. At least we don't have much time before we can see if there is truth to this. Personally, I have a problem with the benevolent aliens concept. Shoulda shown up long before this, in my opinion.
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ETs cannot interfere or influence humans unless it is a certain circumstance. I have no idea what that would be aside from what's now on the horizon. I think in the past they took advantage of us and/or interfered with our life-plan and as such have been banned from earth, except for what's coming. Then they are allowed to help us because I assume it will also help them in the long run.
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DUE OP... have you considered becoming a writer? Great imagination.... If I was looking for a theory about getting out of this ride...I would pick your,,,, but since I m looking to protect my family and survive...Can you tell us how did you get there from here???
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my theory
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dont talk as if you were some sort of genius that just discovered something lifechanging, you arent. You are just a filthy little troll that got too much time on his hands. elenin's "facts" were way more convincing and yet nothing happened. Go back in your shithole, moron.
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Pretty strong words, why? get off his thread if you don't believe him.
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Keep the theories coming SG. The greater the shilling the more credible they become. If nothing happens no harm no foul. Had you predicted 9-11 in advance the reaction would have been exactly the same. All we can do is try our best to make sense of everything.
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Solar Guardian is telling the truth.
Thsnk you for your well founded theory, it makes sense.

SG is the main man to follow on GLP!


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Either you are new to GLP or you are very stupid. Solar makes many stupid predictions like this. They always fail.
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This time is different you are the stupid.

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HI SOLAR GUARDIAN.hi
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Hagel and Valugua on board

wtfpoint

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Are you some kind of pedo or something? Why do you have a shirtless boy on your avatar?
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Hagel and Valugua on board

wtfpoint

epiclol
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Are you some kind of pedo or something? Why do you have a shirtless boy on your avatar?
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because I like the album war of u2 ?

whatever
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why would ets need to do such a thing....
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My theory is simple, You're a fucking moran.
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Didn't someone say all this about Elenin?
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Didn't someone say all this about Elenin?
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Exactly, every goddamn year it starts up with a new comet bullshitathon.
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Didn't someone say all this about Elenin?
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Exactly, every goddamn year it starts up with a new comet bullshitathon.
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Much of the speculation about Siding Spring and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: Siding Spring is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that Siding Spring might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: Siding Spring's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. Siding Spring is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: Siding Spring will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When Siding Spring arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: Siding Spring *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting Siding Spring is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
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Nice copy paste of the same exact bullshit you said about ISON you troll.
Much of the speculation about ISON and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: ISON is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that ISON might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: ISON's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. ISON is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: ISON will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When ISON arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: ISON *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting ISON is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
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Oh, and before ISON, you posted the exact same form bullshit about Elenin.
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You just change the name each time.
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Boom. Headshot.
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Oh, sweetie. I wish you'd finally figure out that we're not laughing WITH you.
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Oh, and before ISON, you posted the exact same form bullshit about Elenin.
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You just change the name each time.
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Starting Oct 6th-ish.

Put it in the calender
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Re: My Theory:Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object
You had me all the way up to "hi there"
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Re: My Theory:Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object
Thanks for all the comments, GLPers. hf
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Re: My Theory:Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object
Oh look, another Solar Tardian thread. Fail is assured.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62133414


Oh look, another tard looking for failures on a conspiracy forum.

Generally, when dealing with conspiracies and the such, one needs an open mind to explore them.

Most of the time even the brightest people fail when it comes to conspiracies. Why? It is the nature of discussion.


To point out another persons failures is declaring a failure of your own.

Funny eh?
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


You have no room to talk, Voltaic.

You're almost as whacked as SG.
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This.

Voltaic is rapidly becoming King (er, excuse me, Tsar) of the GLP Dumbfucks.
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Re: My Theory:Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object
Much of the speculation about Siding Spring and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: Siding Spring is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that Siding Spring might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: Siding Spring's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. Siding Spring is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: Siding Spring will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When Siding Spring arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: Siding Spring *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting Siding Spring is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
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Nice copy paste of the same exact bullshit you said about ISON you troll.
Much of the speculation about ISON and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: ISON is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that ISON might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: ISON's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. ISON is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: ISON will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When ISON arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: ISON *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting ISON is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
 Quoting: Uncle Arthur 24904517

Oh, and before ISON, you posted the exact same form bullshit about Elenin.
Thread: Elenin email from my cousin
You just change the name each time.
:hammertime:
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lmao
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LOL and this guy call himself an adult??? poop awhore
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Re: My Theory:Comet Siding Spring is an ET ship disguised as a comet travelling ahead of an incoming celestial object
When the good ETs come and offer to help you evacuate or explain how things really work in the afterlife, please trust and listen to their words more than any human Earth governments or any humans on Earth. Humans on Earth are brainwashed and mind-programmed by the evil ETs and Archons' false explanations. Those who follow the good ETs in the very near future when they come to liberate this planet from the Dark Forces would be on the right side of history, while those who will be against them will be standing on the wrong side of history and ultimately be causing their own spiritual devolvement due to their own "Us and Them", and "Chosen People" mentality.





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