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British Invasion! Plague of Giant House Spiders Set to Infest Homes

 
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British Invasion! Plague of Giant House Spiders Set to Infest Homes
Experts are telling the people of Great Britain to prepare for an invasion of giant house spiders in the weeks to come.

According to UKMetro, experts are telling people that as the temperatures begin to cool, arachnids will be looking to move inside to avoid the winter climate. Apparently this is the time of year that the spiders are looking for a partner, so they seek out places that are warmer to mate.

Great Britain has had a relatively mild summer, which means the insect population has taken off to enormous sizes, making their numbers much larger, and the bugs themselves much bigger than average.

“This year has been seemingly a good one for the invertebrates which spiders feed on, and it’s quite mild out there,” Professor Adam Hart of the University of Gloucestershire told The Mirror.


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Have actually noticed this ....one scurried out from under the sofa and shit the wife up really bad chuckle I flattened it with a book , the wife has taken a Pic...

Anyone else notice this in the UK (including Scotland) ??

Post pics here LOL...

Will post image of flattened spider later...

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Had loads of spiders in the house over the last month or two. Mostly smallish ones. I pick them up and put them out the window but the little buggers bolt straight back in again!

Seen a couple of big boys. They get a glass put over them and a bit of cardboard slipped in underneath and taken to the bottom of the garden for release.
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I have noticed larger than average spiders (sorry no pics), but fortunately my kittens have a good grasp of the situation.
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09/19/2014 12:14 PM
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Spiders don't really bother me.
They keep the ants, earwigs, moths and assorted vermin(the ones that do bother me) in check.
Probably 100 or more spiders in my basement at any given time.
They're welcome here, but I do get tired of the cobwebs.
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I found one so big that a Pint glass would not fit over it. I had to scare it, so its legs retracted in fear, then glass it.

Practically had to arm-wrestle the bugger.
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I have noticed larger than average spiders (sorry no pics), but fortunately my kittens have a good grasp of the situation.
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Yes, my cat also has a good handle on the buggers, he hears them crawling in the next room. He's a great spider eliminator.
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Had loads of spiders in the house over the last month or two. Mostly smallish ones. I pick them up and put them out the window but the little buggers bolt straight back in again!

Seen a couple of big boys. They get a glass put over them and a bit of cardboard slipped in underneath and taken to the bottom of the garden for release.
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NOT THIS!!!!!!
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you realise that there are people reading this in Brazil and Australia saying, thats's not a spider, THIS is a spider mate.

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I always get the job of catching and throwing out the house spiders, we see them every Autumn. This year I have found one of these aggressive ( but harmless ) green fanged funnel web spiders in the bedroom.

[link to i.dailymail.co.uk]

Also a false widow, which can give you a nip.

[link to www.nhm.ac.uk]

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just found one today after coming back from hols big one I hate spiders
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And right on cue a great big wolf spider ran up to me. Captured and relocated to a pot outside.
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For a nation of former Christians that have now rejected God, it would not surprise me a bit and probably much more judgement to come, especially the barbarian Muslim hoards taking your country over by force in the near future.
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For a nation of former Christians that have now rejected God, it would not surprise me a bit and probably much more judgement to come, especially the barbarian Muslim hoards taking your country over by force in the near future.
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Right, you do know we are talking about little harmless hairy spiders that scuttle across your floor when you are watching TV not plagues of locusts or rivers of blood?

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Experts are telling the people of Great Britain to prepare for an invasion of giant house spiders in the weeks to come.

According to UKMetro, experts are telling people that as the temperatures begin to cool, arachnids will be looking to move inside to avoid the winter climate. Apparently this is the time of year that the spiders are looking for a partner, so they seek out places that are warmer to mate.

Great Britain has had a relatively mild summer, which means the insect population has taken off to enormous sizes, making their numbers much larger, and the bugs themselves much bigger than average.

“This year has been seemingly a good one for the invertebrates which spiders feed on, and it’s quite mild out there,” Professor Adam Hart of the University of Gloucestershire told The Mirror.


[link to madworldnews.com]

Have actually noticed this ....one scurried out from under the sofa and shit the wife up really bad chuckle I flattened it with a book , the wife has taken a Pic...

Anyone else notice this in the UK (including Scotland) ??

Post pics here LOL...

Will post image of flattened spider later...
 Quoting: Dr_Doom


Yeah thanks for that huh
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Personally, I would not squish spiders. They can actually be very nice creatures!
I would definitely look into getting one of these: [link to www.youtube.com] But real. cool2

It would help if they are vegetarian spiders who drink fruit juice or something like that, but good for protection.

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I found one so big that a Pint glass would not fit over it. I had to scare it, so its legs retracted in fear, then glass it.

Practically had to arm-wrestle the bugger.
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And right on cue a great big wolf spider ran up to me. Captured and relocated to a pot outside.
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Awe too bad. Won't he let you out of the pot,
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only homos are frightened of harmless spiders
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Weirdly enough just got rid of one in the kitchen and it was pretty big. We're getting rid of at least 2 a day at the moment. More than over the last few years!
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There are more spiders about and there have been quite a few stories lately about people getting bitten and becoming really ill in the uk media.............
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There are more spiders about and there have been quite a few stories lately about people getting bitten and becoming really ill in the uk media.............
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Had loads of spiders in the house over the last month or two. Mostly smallish ones. I pick them up and put them out the window but the little buggers bolt straight back in again!

Seen a couple of big boys. They get a glass put over them and a bit of cardboard slipped in underneath and taken to the bottom of the garden for release.
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Should of steped on them, fucking hippy.
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spiders are genius.we've learnt many things from them.
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