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ALERT! Hezbollah sleeper cells in the US ACTIVIATED!!

 
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ALERT! Hezbollah sleeper cells in the US ACTIVIATED!!
MSNBC reported Hezbollah's statement: "WE WELCOME WORLD WAR III."

This is the signal Hezbollah sleeper cells have been waiting for: ACTIVIATION! Shit!

Goddamn shit! This mean sleeper cells in the US, Canada, England and Europe have been activiated!

I ain't shitting you!

It's WAR, people. Hezbollah have declared war against the US and Europe. This is a fucking A-TEAM terrorist group, with major stuff they can use against Americans, Europeans and Jews outside of Israel.

Goddamn this shit. gasp angry

Be on the lookout!!! It's back to the days after the 9/11/2001!

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07/18/2006 09:48 PM
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1rof1 1rof1
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07/18/2006 09:49 PM
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sideways I'm having some panic sex!
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07/18/2006 09:51 PM
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When Hezbollah sleeper agents start killing Americans in the US soil publicly, you'll stop laughing.

This is REAL shit we're dealing with.
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07/18/2006 09:54 PM
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Fuk Dat I'm going to die happy and laughing.

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07/18/2006 09:56 PM
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When Hezbollah sleeper agents start killing Americans in the US soil publicly, you'll stop laughing.

This is REAL shit we're dealing with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 117828


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess this is payback for giving a bunch of crazy Jews all those guns and bombs and stuff, hunh.

And for splattering all those Iraqians for no good reason.

What goes around, comes around, as they say.
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07/18/2006 09:57 PM
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Yes this is real...

get your guns ready people... and arm your pets while your at it!

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07/18/2006 09:57 PM
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This is the signal Hezbollah sleeper cells have been waiting for: ACTIVIATION! Shit!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 117828


Source pleazzze???
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07/18/2006 10:00 PM
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To arms To arms
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07/18/2006 10:01 PM
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Hell, they've been asleep so long they've been transformed to Non-thinking "Murkans".
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07/18/2006 10:02 PM
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and exactly how long do you think it will take on the fringe american's to, well, 'get rid of' those movements?



When Hezbollah sleeper agents start killing Americans in the US soil publicly, you'll stop laughing.

This is REAL shit we're dealing with.
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07/18/2006 10:06 PM
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They just had it on both Fox News and CNN. It's not a joke. Get ready to battle these baztards on our soil! I will lay down my life in defense of my fellow Americans!
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07/18/2006 10:06 PM
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Where exactly did you hear that this was any sort of activation signal?
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07/18/2006 10:09 PM
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You brainwashed automaton. Pull the plug on yourself. bsflag bsflag
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07/18/2006 10:13 PM
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This is why we have guns.

What seems more dangerous to you, a bunch of foreigners or a bunch of rednecks in a pick up truck with deer rifles and a case of Coors.

These guys can shoot. I've seen a man take the head off a flying grouse with a twelve guage, from his hip.

They can shoot, and they don't waste ammo.

This is why we have guns, and I am confident Americans will use them if pressed.

I'm the kind of guy that saves a spider from drowning, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Make interesting news stories, anyway.
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07/18/2006 10:15 PM
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Understand the term, "sleeper".

Hidden agents do not really "sleep" - they just pretend to be normal citizens, trained and honed to prepare for the inevitable call to action at any given opportunity by the leadership.

All they need is a prepared signal which can be a statement or a simple phone call with the right cryptic words. Once received, they can switch from normal citizens into trained killers.

KGB developed and employed their spies this way for years since the Revolution of 1917. They were very good at it.
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07/18/2006 10:16 PM
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bsmeter2
Everybody gets the Nat they deserve.
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07/18/2006 10:18 PM
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This is why we have guns.

What seems more dangerous to you, a bunch of foreigners or a bunch of rednecks in a pick up truck with deer rifles and a case of Coors.

These guys can shoot. I've seen a man take the head off a flying grouse with a twelve guage, from his hip.

They can shoot, and they don't waste ammo.

This is why we have guns, and I am confident Americans will use them if pressed.

I'm the kind of guy that saves a spider from drowning, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Make interesting news stories, anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 119113


Well, that's good. However, Hezbollah would only target heavily populated places where civilians are around, like urban or government areas, not rural locations where guns are in abundance among the rednecks.
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07/18/2006 10:20 PM
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whatever
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07/18/2006 10:21 PM
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You brainwashed automaton. Pull the plug on yourself. bsflag bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51065


Blind fool!
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07/18/2006 10:25 PM
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 Quoting: Naturyl
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07/18/2006 10:25 PM
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Well, that's good. However, Hezbollah would only target heavily populated places where civilians are around, like urban or government areas, not rural locations where guns are in abundance among the rednecks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 117828


Well...that just goes to show ya how stupid city folk are, now don't it.
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07/18/2006 10:32 PM
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Good Gawd! uhoh

Runs out to have panic sex NOW!!! bananasex
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07/18/2006 10:33 PM
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Re: ALERT! Hezbollah sleeper cells in the US ACTIVIATED!!
Where exactly did you hear that this was any sort of activation signal?
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There was an activation in a thread on this board for one. Believe it or don't.
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07/18/2006 10:39 PM
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Hit the snooze button and Go back to sleep!
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07/18/2006 11:44 PM
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Re: ALERT! Hezbollah sleeper cells in the US ACTIVIATED!!
The US already declared war on Lebanon when it supported Israels attacks so it's a bit late to accuse Labanon of declaring war.
One can only pray that they actually do have sleeper cells, home soil attacks are the only thing that will keep the US from sending the rest of it's military to join the slaughter in Lebanon. It's not terrorism, it's self defence.
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07/19/2006 12:12 AM
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This is insane. You are insane to believe this if you are not a paid shill. You are helping the American Nazis kill off all the dissidents on watch lists, you psychopath. There are no sleeper cells. America is the terrorist. America feeds you this crap so that you will kill innocents.
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The US already declared war on Lebanon when it supported Israels attacks so it's a bit late to accuse Labanon of declaring war.
One can only pray that they actually do have sleeper cells, home soil attacks are the only thing that will keep the US from sending the rest of it's military to join the slaughter in Lebanon. It's not terrorism, it's self defence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 119152


When is the last time Congress has had the Nads to Declare War on anything?
Welcome to the Communist Confederate States of America, brought to you by Clinton and Co. Please stop by and enjoy one of our Indoctrination centers we like to call "PUBLIC SCHOOLS".

Your Commrad, Slick Willey
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07/19/2006 01:11 AM
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hum
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07/19/2006 01:13 AM
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It's true...I just bagged two Hezbollah terrorists running down the street carrying AK47s. I strapped them to the roof of my car.
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