The Only Gear List You'll Ever Need To Survive Any Disaster...Or "Event"

I'm merely a bird on the branch, looking out... I am merely a messagener. Those with eyes, let them see. Those with ears, let them hear... There is an "event" coming...greater than any "collapse" or "SHTF" you can image, and prepping will not save you.

Preppers are merely stockpiling food for assholes as myself, so we can outgun, outmuenver, and steal his shit...and possibly even his wife...if she's good looking, of course.


What if I gave you list that can prevent you from wasting money, and possibly gave you the edge against assholes like myself? What if the bag of gear is all you needed to survive, and gave you the ability to commandeer and acquire anything that you will need?

Survival is in movement, unless you have a bunker or fortress... Houses are merely papier-mâché that serves no real protection... Have all the ammo and guns you want, but you have to eventually sleep... If I wanted your supplies, I'd just catch your porch on fire, and smoke you out... Wait for you to run out like a water, and then drop you where you stand... Put out the fire, and your supplies are mine... Sounds pretty fucked up, right? Because it is...

During survival mode, or when your life is on the line, all that hippy-utopia bullshit of love, peace and tranquility quickly flies out the fucking window. The hypothalamus part of the brain causes the body to instinctively go into survival mode, injecting massive amounts of adrenaline into the bloodstream, causing the heart to race and pound, while impetuously pumping blood throughout the body and into the muscles; the mind races, causing the body's awareness, sight and impulses to intensify. The fight or flight then dominates the mind and the body, telling the mind and the body to either stand and fight or run and get the fuck out of the way, while giving the body the ability of hysterical strength and speed. Humans become stronger and faster—deadlier and more dangerous during heightened senses of fight or flight. Humans are instinctively survivalists—designed to fight, kill and hunt—Untamed, Wild and KraZy animals—brutal and ferrous when they have to be... Humans are hard-wired to become animals to allow our species to strive and survive. Even through sex we become animals... The survival-sex gene in us causes females and males to pick their sexual partner through smells, touch, attraction and instincts.... Through sex, the male is hard-wired like a primitive ape to spread his gene to as many females as possible..... The physically fit male—the more muscular, stronger and healthier male—will attract more attention and see more action than the obese, unhealthy and out of shape male, because the female naturally attracts to the healthier male for his strong genes... It's a survival mechanism through sex and physical attraction that allows partners to breed a healthier and stronger baby, giving the baby a better immune system to fight off a larger range of sickness and disease, allowing the human species to survive. Sex is truly a mechanism of survival, as is combat and killing... Mother Nature and love are a beautiful and chaotic bitch...

It just so happens that I'm sitting in our office on a Saturday night, going through all of our security firm's gear, for each of our security members, for their training tomorrow....

Urban Green Stealth Operator Pants—LightWeight Rip-Stop—check
OD Green Micro Fleece Jacket—check
OD Green Soft Shell Jacket—check
Sage KEVLAR Tactical Gloves—check
Olive Drab/Black Shemagh—check
Combat Socks—check
Tan Combat Boots, with DogTag Laced In Boot—check
OD Green Plate Carrier, with Level4 Stand Alone Multi-Hit Plates—check.
OD Green Water Hydration Carrier, Filled—check
Lucky Black Hat—check
Lucky Black-Sleeveless T-Shirt, Underneath—check
OD Green shemagh—check
OD Green 3-Fold Mag Recovery Pouch—check
Six-30Round OD Green 5.56mm Polymer M4 Magazines—check
OD Green Triple Stacker M4 Mag Pouch—check
OD Green Battle Belt—check
SIG1911 Spartan, Holstered With OD Green Tactical Leg Holster—check
Four .45acp Pistol Magazines—check
OD Green Double Pistol Mag Pouches—check
Black Serrated KA-BAR Fighter—check
SIG516 CQB 10" SBR with Tactical OD Green Sling—O.D Green Angled Fore-Grip—EOTech Holographic Weapon Sight—check
VHF Two Way Radio with Two Way Radio 1 Wire Surveillance Push-To-Talk (PTT) Head-Set—check
Survival Bracelets—Red/Black—Black/Red—check

Checking my OD Green 3Day Assault Pack and my OD Green Messenger Bag ....

Medical Kit—check
Fire Starting Kit—check
Rifle Cleaning Kit—check
Hygiene Kit—check
Five Instant Cold and Heat Packs—check
3 Folded Emergency Blankets—check
Moon Beam(flashlight)—check
2 Extra Packs of Batteries—check
Four MREs(Meals Ready to Eat)—check
Tarp—check
Tie-Downs—check
Fart Bag(sleeping bag)—check
M48 Ranger Tomahawk Attached To The Right Side—check
Ka-Bar Kukri Machete Attached To The Left Side—check
550Paracord—check
Glow Sticks—check
Multi-Tool—check
Folding Saw—check
Blade Sharpener—check
Bank-line—check
Two Extra Pairs of Boot Socks and Boxers—check
Two Extra Pairs of Digital Woodland Cammies(BDUs)—check
Multi-Vitamins—check
Anti-diarrhea Tablets—check
Stainless Steel Kanteen—check
Bug Repellent—check
Compass—check
Duct-Tape—check
Zip-Loc Bags—check
Condoms(Morale and Water Collecting)—check
10 Large Trash Bags(Water Collecting and Shelter)—check
Hand Sanitizer—check
Fishing Line And Hooks—check
Zip-Ties—check
Time Piece(watch)—check
Baby Wipes(Wiping Your Shitting Ass and Sweating Nuts)—check
Small Bag of Homemade Laundry Detergent—check
Stainless Steel Cooking Pot And Mess Tray—check
Stainless Steel Eating Utensils—check
Rite in the Rain All-Weather Universal Notebook, Tan, 8.5" x 11"—check
Rite in the Rain All-Weather Black Bullet Pen, Black Ink—check
Map Of USA And Interstate Highways—check
Black Fleece Beanie—check
Porn Magazines(Morale and Entertainment)—check
Deck Of Cards and Dice(Morale and Entertainment)—check
3bags of Gummy Worms(Morale—I never leave without them)—check

I'll be on later for any questions, or trollments...