or you could just psychicly kick his ass in Jesus' name
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62882498 I tried, but I’d suffered “Ascension Symptoms” Of Infinite pain agony torture and exhaustion 24/7 365 for 10 years solid. Was without sleep for 5 days and 5 nights prior to his arrival and so my mind shield soon crumbled through lack of sleep!
I walked into our living room at 11.59am to telepathically sense and then turn my head to see (in broad daylight) a HAT MAN (SHADOW PERSON/ DJINN) DEMON stood in front of the window. I was not at all scared.
I was an instant away from telepathically scanning and reading the HAT MANS aura when an invisible straight tube of clear perspex-like material appeared connecting both of our 3rd eyes and I watched helplessly as a treacle-like BLACK LIQUID GOO began pouring out of HAT MANS head and flowed unstoppably along the pipe towards me. I thought, "So what. Big deal. Its only a black liquid. What harm can it do"!
When the BLACK LIQUID "HIT" I got my ANSWER! Which was that it could do a LOT of harm!
My mind shield tried to hold up against the HAT MAN but crumbled in two minutes due to 5 days lack of sleep!
MY BRAIN/MIND was HIT and swept away by a spiritual tsunami tidal wave - of the most INDESCRIBABLE UNIMAGINABLE BEYOND COMPREHENSION...TERROR!
THE MOST UNBEARABLE, UNENDURABLE, DARKEST, BLACKEST, EVILEST, SCREAMING DREAD HORROR TERROR OF THE ENTIRE COMBINED CONTENTS OF REAL "INFINITE MULTI-DIMENSIONAL HELL" itself!
It was analogous to your skull being suddenly transformed into a high speed electric blender (with no "off" switch) suddenly starting up and "blending" your brain INSTANTLY LIQUIDISED into BLACK LIQUID ALIEN GOO of THE ENTIRETY of HELL!
I wanted to smash my skull in on the wall to get rid of the sudden invading force inside of my head.
Suffice to say that I was very lucky to survive my HATMAN encounter.