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SINGLE GPL MEN I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU.. THE HANDIE....

 
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SINGLE GPL MEN I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU.. THE HANDIE....
[link to www.thehandie.com]

Gentlemen! Welcome to the future. We may not have jet packs yet, but we do have a Rockit to launch!

This one of a kind male finishing tool has everything you would ever want built right in. 
You name it and The Handie’s got it. It’s like the Swiss army knife of getting off.

The Handie is a soft and supple glove that will make you never want to bare-hand it again. 
The Handie’s glove design allows you to control the grip, firmer, softer and everything in between – it’s entirely up to you.
 No more one size fits all tubes;
 you have full control with your own reliable prefect grip.

Everyone likes a good buzz! 
Now you can get one with the press of a button.
 Yeah, The Handie has a vibrator!
 Watch out sweet spot! Chaffing? That’s a thing of the past!
 With The Handie’s built in self-lubrication system, you’ll always be slick!


man i cant stop laughing...

but needless to say i am SURE there are some men on here that need this device, so what are you waiting for go order it NAO!! jerkit




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WHAT THE F**K?

lol
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ag why are you the first one to read this...


lol
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ag why are you the first one to read this...


lol
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i can't believe wtf i just saw
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come on you know you wanted this as a kid...


bhahwahahaaaa
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That thing looked kind of scary...

lucyshocked
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one star for the handie... come on man.

this has to been the best sex toy ever developed.

lol
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10/03/2014 04:55 AM
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dafk
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10/03/2014 05:02 AM
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Looks like a device for jacking off lepers or ebola patients.
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That thing looked kind of scary...

lucyshocked
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kind of?
Wikipedia
"Also in the Kabbalah, Samael was said to be the Serpent who tempted Eve into sin. He even seduced and impregnated her with Cain."

Genesis 3: 14-15
14The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this...I will put enmity between you and the woman, And between your seed and her seed"

Genesis 4:11-12
So the Lord said to Cain..."now you are cursed from the earth...When you till the ground, it shall no longer yield its strength to you. A fugitive and a vagabond you shall be on the earth.”

I Chronicles 2:55
And the families of the scribes...These are the Kenites ["sons of Cain"] who came from Hammath, the father of the house of Rekab.

Jeremiah 35
Then I set bowls full of wine and some cups before the Rekabites ["sons of Rekab"] and said to them, “Drink some wine.” But they replied, “We do not drink wine, because our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab gave us this command: ‘Neither you nor your descendants must ever drink wine. Also you must never build houses, sow seed or plant vineyards; you must never have any of these things, but must always live in tents. Then you will live a long time in the land where you are nomads.’ We have obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab commanded us...We have lived in tents and have fully obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab commanded us. But when Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon invaded this land, we said, ‘Come, we must go to Jerusalem to escape the Babylonianb and Aramean armies.’ So we have remained in Jerusalem.”

Matthew 23
“Woe to you, scribes [Kenites/Rekabites] and Pharisees, hypocrites!...Fill up, then, the measure of your fathers. You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell? Therefore I send you prophets and wise men and scribes, some of whom you will kill and crucify, and some you will flog in your synagogues and persecute from town to town, so that on you may come all the righteous blood shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah the son of Barachiah..."
Abi ~

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That thing looked kind of scary...

lucyshocked
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kind of?
 Quoting: Anticain


To be honest, it looked like it would be painful, too..
It did not look inviting to me..but, I do not have a penis, so what do I know...LOL

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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alone

looks so.....complicated
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10/03/2014 10:35 AM
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and then get the t-shirt to let everyone know how you like to get down.
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10/03/2014 10:41 AM
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/deletes history
Unvaxxed because fuck you
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10/03/2014 11:00 AM
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The saying "Go fuck yourself" just got a brand new meaning.
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10/03/2014 11:59 AM
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I'd try it.

It's got to feel better than the living room curtain does.
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Looks like a device for jacking off lepers or ebola patients.
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1rof1
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Is it dishwasher safe?
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10/03/2014 12:03 PM
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I wonder if there is a left handed version?
~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~

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10/03/2014 12:14 PM
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What a great "Men's finishing Tool".


NOT
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Is it dishwasher safe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48420715


scream
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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Those would make great holiday stocking stuffers
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"The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle." charlie


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10/04/2014 06:18 AM
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actually there looks like a leftie version is in the works.
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And here I thought I was gonna get these cabinets finished........damn.
John Footpenis
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How does this thing work





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