Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use

I once saw someone returning a vacuum cleaner at Target that looked like it was a few years old - it was covered in dust & dirt....

Haha silly yanks will never understand what true bbq is

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A pit is a hole in the ground. Like a fire pit.

someone needs to enlarge it that's lol

DO YOU EVEN GRILL????

I need some winter tires... thinking I'll get them from Costco and when they wear out I'll just return them.

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Sorry

My coworker returned a vacuum after 3 yrs

My boyfriend returned a memory foam
mattress pad after 1.5 yrs of sleeping
on it.

Yep. Costco's pretty cool

Did they burn the mattress?

Sears used to have an insanely lax return policy. The back of the receipt said "if you are dissatisfied for any reason within a reasonable amount of time, return the product for a settlement that you feel is reasonable". You could basically return anything up until about 2005 when they figured this out. I saw a guy return a 30 year old Canvas tent they probably hadn't carried since the early 1970s using this argument. One time I bought a TV and the guy asked me if I wanted an extended warranty and I showed him the back of the receipt, he said "well you've got us there".

Probably blood and piss stained too

Bought a DVD player fucker broke after 90 days returned it , in fact returned them when they broke for 3 years in a row after 90 days

Ashtray was full, time to trade it in.

Low-lifes.

No. We are Ebola Free. But thanks

Yep, We peed, and Bled in our sleep.

Dumbass

Did he cum on it?

holy shit lighten up dude

Careful he's pissy!

:watheeho:

I hail from the north.

It's a BBQ and never once in my life seen it called anything else.

Not to be confused with a BBQ (a gathering which you use a BBQ to cook your dinner)


I'm from the northern midwest.

I see a grill in your photo.

BBQ is something that is cooked in a smoker or pit.

This proves times are hard for people.

Most people would buy a new one, but this poor dude is so damn broke, that he takes a 10 year old product back with hopes they'll replace it or he'll get a refund to buy another one with.

No doubt a GLP'er.

Or he's just a cheap prick.

In the US maybe, but not the rest of the world.

Here you go:

You can BBQ in a grill.

There is a BBQ setting on mine.

Looks like a gas grill to me.
This is a what you make BBQ with
[link to www.thesmokerking.com]

You must live up North.

I can work magic with any type of cooking device.

$10 says you've never had real BBQ in your life.