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10/13/2014 04:52 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:
Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.
All the best
ZMapp Dist. Services |
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10/13/2014 05:03 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Why didn't the ebola man cross the street?
HE didn't have the guts! |
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10/13/2014 05:04 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | How many ebola man it take to screw Ina light bulb?
One thousand sixty fo and it still not done
Cause they dieing all ova they place! |
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10/13/2014 05:06 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | What they ebola man say to they British
Journalist decapitayed?
this they line to heaven?
I see u a head of me! |
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10/13/2014 05:09 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | They a ebola man, a Brit, and a African walk into a bar
They Brit say " I hate everyone , give me a beer"
And they African say " &@"&&" that skinny Brit
Boy, I take scotch on they rocks!
And they ebola man say - I they same as they brit |
18328
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10/13/2014 05:09 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | How to curb the outbreak of ebola in Africa:-
Step 1 - Identify the infected
Step 2 - Prep the infected for travel
Step 3 - Place the infected on a Malaysian Airlines flight & hope they live up to their reputation. |
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10/13/2014 05:11 PM
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They this ebola man , and he outta work And he say " no man hire me?" And they unemployment gal say " go to they university , they smart man they Hep u" And he corpse paid a solid 25 by they Anatomy man! |
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10/13/2014 05:12 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | I going to be a comedy man I thinking
Like , he , he my joke and go to Hollywood
Like " they this gay ebola lesbian-
And just trail off cause that enough fo that crowd! |
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10/13/2014 05:14 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | They this ebola man , and he outta work
And he say " no man hire me?"
And they unemployment gal say
" go to they university , they smart man they
Hep u"
And he corpse paid a solid 25 by they
Anatomy man!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11932513 Why the fuck do you keep saying 'they' when you mean 'the'?  |
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10/13/2014 05:14 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | I confused op
I thought this a joke thang?
Maybe u 1 2 3 thing a joke! |
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10/13/2014 05:17 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | I scream like my exclamation point
On stage
I like quite and serious and then they last words
I scream- it fo affect
But I Neva git past they first round or somethng
At johnnies open mike thang
I changing my routine and screaming in the beginning
I a romantic! |
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10/13/2014 05:19 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Where u git u suit? The ebola man ask they rich
Doctor
" be still , stay calm . It government issue."
Say they doctor
And they ebola man say " u need some mo
Postmen! |
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10/13/2014 05:26 PM
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How to curb the outbreak of ebola in Africa:-
Step 1 - Identify the infected
Step 2 - Prep the infected for travel
Step 3 - Place the infected on a Malaysian Airlines flight & hope they live up to their reputation.
Quoting: 18328 That made me laugh  |
