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Men can stand up to pee, well women don't need to wipe either!

 
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/17/2014 11:35 PM
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That's gross. Yes you need to wipe. I'm a guy and think it's nasty that guys just less piss dribble in their shorts. I use TP. 6 inches of urethra full of piss it too much.
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Respect.
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subtle sailor

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10/17/2014 11:37 PM
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I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Seriously you can buy cheap toilet paper at least. If you can afford a glp account you can afford some TP.
Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore
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10/17/2014 11:39 PM
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I have mastered peeing without tp. Out Dorsey jungle girl and raised girls in the jungle who can pee standing up.. No drip.
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Awesome.

There is a unit you can get too... I should probably get one for my bug out bag.
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No need for gadgets.
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10/17/2014 11:44 PM
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I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either.

pigchef
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Had a girl once that wanted to hold it while I took a whizz. For the first time in my life I was like WTF am I supposed to do with my hands?!?
 Quoting: Nefarious Libertine


chick holding your johnson and you didn't know what to do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56171337


cruise When you put it that way it does sound bad.
Seriously though let your chick hold your member while taking a whizz... it is a bit strange
 Quoting: Nefarious Libertine


she said, "maybe later..."
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Seriously you can buy cheap toilet paper at least. If you can afford a glp account you can afford some TP.
 Quoting: subtle sailor


You know, I didn't actually consider that logic might be brought into this thread. scratching

Thanks for your insight! cheers
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10/18/2014 12:07 AM
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
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For men who find themselves sitting:

Here I sit all broken Hearted, came to shit but only farted.
(and Pissed)

- The Shit house poet
Anonymous Coward
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10/18/2014 12:11 AM
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lol you are a strange one.
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10/18/2014 12:11 AM
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I shit standing up!
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cruise
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/18/2014 12:13 AM
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lol you are a strange one.
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When people on a conspiracy site think I'm strange...


then I know I'm successful in life.


chuckle


5a
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10/18/2014 12:15 AM
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Yikes.

Kate?
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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Yikes.

Kate?
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Hey I'm not posting pictures of my family... give me some credit! cruise
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lol you are a strange one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64215263


When people on a conspiracy site think I'm strange...


then I know I'm successful in life.


chuckle


5a
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


JK, kinda turned me on. ;)
Anonymous Coward
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Yikes.

Kate?
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Hey I'm not posting pictures of my family... give me some credit! cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


This might be worse. naughty
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10/18/2014 12:17 AM
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I can smell the 420 all the way from here !!
 Quoting: QCluminati


you could cut up her piss stained panties into tiny pieces and pack a bowl. take a hit off that shit

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46497774


Or you could just... smoke a bowl with her... like a normal person.

cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Cheers stoner
Unvaxxed because fuck you
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But should you?
 Quoting: Anticain


That's for me to decide.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.


1dunno1
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


A little self-restraint is good. Don't talk about your pooping habits in a public forum. K?
 Quoting: Anticain


Don't tell me what to do man.

If everyone took shit a little less serious, the world would be a better place.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


shittard
Wikipedia
"Also in the Kabbalah, Samael was said to be the Serpent who tempted Eve into sin. He even seduced and impregnated her with Cain."

Genesis 3: 14-15
14The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this...I will put enmity between you and the woman, And between your seed and her seed"

Genesis 4:11-12
So the Lord said to Cain..."now you are cursed from the earth...When you till the ground, it shall no longer yield its strength to you. A fugitive and a vagabond you shall be on the earth.”

I Chronicles 2:55
And the families of the scribes...These are the Kenites ["sons of Cain"] who came from Hammath, the father of the house of Rekab.

Jeremiah 35
Then I set bowls full of wine and some cups before the Rekabites ["sons of Rekab"] and said to them, “Drink some wine.” But they replied, “We do not drink wine, because our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab gave us this command: ‘Neither you nor your descendants must ever drink wine. Also you must never build houses, sow seed or plant vineyards; you must never have any of these things, but must always live in tents. Then you will live a long time in the land where you are nomads.’ We have obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab commanded us...We have lived in tents and have fully obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab commanded us. But when Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon invaded this land, we said, ‘Come, we must go to Jerusalem to escape the Babylonianb and Aramean armies.’ So we have remained in Jerusalem.”

Matthew 23
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10/18/2014 12:51 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46845557


Damn that was horrible I lasted a minute.
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~

I'll bet this is all the 8th grade girls favorite video.
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls!
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10/18/2014 12:55 AM
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That's for me to decide.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.


1dunno1
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


A little self-restraint is good. Don't talk about your pooping habits in a public forum. K?
 Quoting: Anticain


Don't tell me what to do man.

If everyone took shit a little less serious, the world would be a better place.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


shittard
 Quoting: Anticain


loser
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61201428


Shake dance!!??

laughlaughlaugh

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Dood...

Wanna be my internet girlfriend?

bonghit
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10/18/2014 01:00 AM
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61201428


Shake dance!!??

laughlaughlaugh
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'm sure that I have missed some serious information here.
Not sure of the alarming level of importance, but I'm sure I didn't get the memo.
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Fresh urine is sterile.
What's the big deal?
I pee outside nearly every time.
We all breathe the same air.
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Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/18/2014 01:08 AM
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61201428


Shake dance!!??

laughlaughlaugh
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'm sure that I have missed some serious information here.
Not sure of the alarming level of importance, but I'm sure I didn't get the memo.
 Quoting: The Swede


Nahhh you're good.

Must be something in the water lately.

burnit
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Fresh urine is sterile.
What's the big deal?
I pee outside nearly every time.
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Hey you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hugs
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Just have your man lick it off.....
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61201428


Shake dance!!??

laughlaughlaugh
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


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Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61201428


Shake dance!!??

laughlaughlaugh
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'm sure that I have missed some serious information here.
Not sure of the alarming level of importance, but I'm sure I didn't get the memo.
 Quoting: The Swede


Nahhh you're good.

Must be something in the water lately.

burnit
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Or too much of it.
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It's known fact: the first lick always tastes like pee
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It's known fact: the first lick always tastes like pee
 Quoting: Apopheros


Ewe, I always tell the girl to take a shower before I dine on sushi.
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


5 stars. You're hardcore. That's hot.





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