Men can stand up to pee, well women don't need to wipe either!

Sometimes it's sperm juice too... you know if you just finished...

things you can eat
Cattle
Chickens
Sheep
Dogs
Horses
Pigs
so you will fuck them?

the female does in the wild attract the bucks with urine.
female whitetail deer have small tiny glands on their lower ankles or legs & they urinate on themselves & let the piss run down their rear legs onto the glands & it activates a scent that casts a spell on the male whitetails & the boys start banging their heads against trees & smashing their heads into anything in sight because they just gotta HAVE SOME OF THAT MAGICK NEKTAR JUICE

yep, she is creepy
her fuckin teeth look sharp too

Oh my gosh! I hope you are a troll or a man! Make sure to wash up so you don't get a yeast infection or UTI! If you're in a pinch use a wash cloth!

I am many things m'dear!

I read about your stinky vag in your karma and instantly began searching.

Here I am darling! Are you ok? lol What's going on with your puss? I'm concerned now.

...it's a feminized male. Fits with being a Thelemite....

Hey! Me too! Lol I can't ever tell if the female user names are real or not. I would imagine it's a lot like WoW with males pretending to be females lol! Always threw people off when they found out I really was a chick.

Mom!!!!!!!!!!

Puss is fine... just having some toilet paper concerns.

You played WoW too? haha that's awesome. I'm planning to renew when the new expansion comes out.

I'm a real girl too don't mind my crazyness from time to time you'll get used to it.

LOL, I started reading and caught up and yeah that's a really good question? WTF is that extra material for, absorbency of what? Not that my pussy is dry or anything but I don't leak, except when I sneeze and I just use a panty liner for that because that little strip of cloth can not hold a piss sneeze without getting really wet.

Me too! Stopped playing once I hit max level on 6 toons and got overwhelmed after fully hearing up 3 of them. I'll wait for the xpac to play again, the gear will be obsolete and useless! Love the legendary cloak though! So purdy!

Ha! Thanks for that giggle! I needed that!

Dude, do you even drip dry?


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I'll piss in ya faces after tieing your hands up with ya own shoe laces.

Yeah I've pissed from a cough and had it go through my spandex.

That's not so bad though... I've had friends who full-blown shit their pants.

First time I laughed in a while. All is good

Good for the soul.

I shit and pee while doing handstands

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I only shit during full out sprints.

You're not one of those chicks that gets piss on the toilet seat and doesn't clean it up are you?

Music is better